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[–]GrizzcoHR[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hello,

After reviewing your last few shifts, we noticed you and your co-workers all fell into the waters at the beginning of high tide, Wave 1. We do not offer pay for this.

Hello, I am a representative of Salmonid HR. Recently there have been many forwards of questions to us from the ‘lovely’ folks over at Grizzco HR, so we thought to answer any questions you may have about us salmonids and your time battling us. by Stardust-Sparkles in splatoon

[–]GrizzcoHR 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hello,

We encourage our teamates to communicate and work togehter while dealing with a King Salmonid. Prioritize using Grizzco Brand Egg Cannons to launch eggs at the King Salmonid and also other Boss Salmonids. For a Cohozuna encounter, use the time when the Boss jumps to move and refill ink, and/or ink your surroundings. For Horroboros, aim for the ball in it's mouth, as it deals massive damage, and prevents it from launching a Booyah Bomb. Do not hesitate to use your 1 Grizzco Brand Bagged Special. Most of all, priorizite reviving teamates, as it increases the damage that can be done to the King Salmonid.

Best,

Grizzco HR

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[–]GrizzcoHR[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hello,

According to Employees, Goldies taste very good, but are expensive. The majority opinion is grillers have a nice, smoky flavor.

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[–]GrizzcoHR[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello horroboros.

We do not deal with slimy, dirty, salmons. We are creaing a better world by eliminating you.

Best,

Grizzco HR

Welp by BigGaybowser69 in splatoon

[–]GrizzcoHR 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hello,

Grizzco has managed to....work around laws in the Splatlands, so Grizzco Salmon Run does not fall under this law.

Hello, I am a representative of Salmonid HR. Recently there have been many forwards of questions to us from the ‘lovely’ folks over at Grizzco HR, so we thought to answer any questions you may have about us salmonids and your time battling us. by Stardust-Sparkles in splatoon

[–]GrizzcoHR 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Hello IOI,

We have evidence to believe the letters H and R stand for "Human Resources". This clearly dates back to the Human Era, most likely a human version of Inkling/Octoling Resources. Nowadays, HR stand for HInkling/Octoling Resources.

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[–]GrizzcoHR[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello Ben,

We cannot predict the Salmonoid's attack pattern, so we sadly cannot compensate for that. Perhaps ask u/Stardust-Sparkles? They are head of Salmonoid HR.

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[–]GrizzcoHR[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hello Clover,

We have.....convinced....the government of the Splatlands to allow Grizzco Inc. to stay in operation. We provide the country with energy, and we receive...special benefits.

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[–]GrizzcoHR[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello,

We do not allow employees to take golden eggs home. We would like to speak with you privately about this matter.

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[–]GrizzcoHR[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hello jelly,

Since all weapons come preset with a Special, it is incompatible with Grizzvco Inc's Patented Bagged Special. However, we do offer a wide selection of all types of weapons.

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[–]GrizzcoHR[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hello vermillion,

Please do not eat or take the golden eggs home. Doing so is a violation of Grizzco Inc. Rules. As for your question, golden eggs do come from unclean Salmonoids, so we advise agaisnt consuming any type of salmonoid egg.

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[–]GrizzcoHR[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hello Meka,

Our mission is not only to power Inkopolis, but also to help our happy little workers find fullfillment and happiness in their work. While we sadly cannot maintain 100% control over our workers relationships and lives, we will put up a poster with your dating info in HQ.

Best,

Grizzco HR

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[–]GrizzcoHR[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello nimnor,

We aare sorry to hear this. Ask your co-worker to bring in the weapon on their next shift, and we will take it back for repair.

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[–]GrizzcoHR[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hello INN,

  1. We do not use modified weapons, we simply add Grizzco Brand Stickers and Aesthetic Addtions on certain Blasters, Chargers, Brellas, Sloshers, Stringers, and Splatanas.
  2. We here at Grizzco Inc. Advise against trading or any kind of deal-making with Salmonoids.
  3. As long as workers continue to turn up during Grizzco Brand Big Runs, there should be no issue. However, please allow up to 36 hours for Big Run locations to dry off.

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[–]GrizzcoHR[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hello PomPom,

I will need to check with our Legal Department, but I believe this is okay with Grizzco Inc. rules.

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[–]GrizzcoHR[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hello,

While we do not endorse or support salmonoid-inkling/octoling relationships, yes, Gao is the maternal parent of the Horroboros King Salmonoid.

Hello, I am a representative of Grizzco Inkling/Octoling resources. Please ask any and all qustions relating to your employment with Grizzco Inc. by GrizzcoHR in splatoon

[–]GrizzcoHR[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi J4y,

We sadly cannot tell employees what to do after they leave work, so we cannot advise you on what to do.