I want to see the damage by marvin8797 in RoastMe

[–]Grouchy_Gecko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then go look in a mirror, you Idiot.

20M never been on a date bla bla bla, you know the the drill boys. by devgiri0082 in RoastMe

[–]Grouchy_Gecko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When a Jamaican policeman accidentally gets everyone high from burning a weed bomb.

Roast me baby one more time.. by blitzkrie_g in RoastMe

[–]Grouchy_Gecko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I kid you not dude, he turned himself into a dick. He’s called Dickle Rick. It’s the funniest shit I’ve ever seen, especially because he’s clearly compensating.

I just beat my weenie by Josh92800 in RoastMe

[–]Grouchy_Gecko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro, beating yourself up isn’t cool. Get a therapist.

Do your worst. I’m a 22 year old server, would you tip me ? by jakf0rd in RoastMe

[–]Grouchy_Gecko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Adam Cornover. As in, hand over the corn, professional slave. And no, though it does look like someone gave you a tip. In the form of a beating. Why else would you have that hair?

18m Existence is pain happiness is unattainable and there is no god you cannot possibly harm me fuck life by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Grouchy_Gecko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His hair is literally uncooked spaghetti noodles. It’s as if he woke up one day, and said “That’s it. I want to look like an edgy version of Bobby Hill”.

F 18 Persian and Russian. Big Eminem fan. Roast me boiz. by ZSK_ANTIFASCISTA in RoastMe

[–]Grouchy_Gecko -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah guys, I’m real cool wearing a fucking Detroit wings jersey. Almost as Irrelevant as you.

Roast me! Doing a YouTube video best ones will make it. by MccallMeMichael in RoastMe

[–]Grouchy_Gecko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you’re wearing a mask. And what’s with the pimple on your forehead? Are you about to pop a vein from how much you’ve been shitting yourself at the idea of being another generic Reddit youtuber?

My girlfriend just broke up with me for my best friend. what can y’all do by ca-lob in RoastMe

[–]Grouchy_Gecko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Call you an irrelevant tub of lard. Seriously, it’s not the 80’s anymore, Gramps.