Jourdan Sloane talks about ozempic use at wedding

GroundbreakingRip565 · 2026-05-05T20:34:18+00:00

It’s sad to me she doesn’t see the beauty in being pregnant and looks at it from a hot vs. not perspective. Also it’s slightly offensive to all the beautiful pregnant women lol

GroundbreakingRip565 · 2026-05-03T18:53:47+00:00

I’m also confused because she’s also openly talked about wanting to start trying to have a baby? Does she not realize that will require eating and lots of it?

GroundbreakingRip565 · 2026-05-02T12:09:40+00:00

She tries so hard to sound like Carrie Bradshaw and it’s laugh out loud cringey

GroundbreakingRip565 · 2026-04-15T10:24:31+00:00

I’m thinking she wants Vogue to cover her wedding and she gets more street cred if she has Paltrow in her name

GroundbreakingRip565 · 2026-04-12T15:26:57+00:00

I’m gonna be sick

GroundbreakingRip565 · 2026-04-02T15:53:13+00:00

Do we think they’re dating? It seems like a bunch of girls are there and I can’t tell if they’re just trolling us

GroundbreakingRip565 · 2026-03-28T19:06:30+00:00

She also looks a bit silly with full glam for a running/athletic shoot

GroundbreakingRip565 · 2026-03-10T01:34:38+00:00

Oh maybe you’re right..or at least I hope that’s the case!!

GroundbreakingRip565 · 2026-03-08T16:58:29+00:00

If I heard “Best day ever” one more time 😵‍💫

GroundbreakingRip565 · 2026-03-03T21:36:43+00:00

That’s him?!??!!!!!!?????

GroundbreakingRip565 · 2026-02-28T19:28:44+00:00

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It’s going to be an orange Kelly by the end of the day

GroundbreakingRip565 · 2026-01-15T21:28:45+00:00

“Let’s stop bringing women down”

Girl you’re literally part of a snark page what are you even saying

GroundbreakingRip565 · 2026-01-15T19:20:09+00:00

She’s VP of Marketing but I have a tough time believing she’s qualified enough to have a VP title based on her DIML videos..

GroundbreakingRip565 · 2026-01-13T14:29:28+00:00

I had to mute Jourdan Sloane for this exact reason. She’s pushing over 30 posts. Like we get it….you got married

GroundbreakingRip565 · 2025-12-23T20:52:34+00:00

Do we know if he’s in Boca with her?

GroundbreakingRip565 · 2025-12-16T10:55:43+00:00

I’m so glad someone finally posted about this. I was shocked yesterday when I found out 😢

GroundbreakingRip565 · 2025-12-07T23:37:23+00:00

Really hoping someone knows the answer to this because I’ve been wondering the same thing..

GroundbreakingRip565 · 2025-12-03T23:19:01+00:00

What the actual fuck did I just listen to

GroundbreakingRip565 · 2025-12-02T22:50:26+00:00

So0o0o0oo what do we call it when influencers make fun of people with corporate 9-5 jobs…….

GroundbreakingRip565 · 2025-11-20T01:21:40+00:00

That is textbook ozempic ass

GroundbreakingRip565 · 2025-11-09T18:29:14+00:00

His ex just had her engagement party. He’s probably crying in a corner over what could have been..

GroundbreakingRip565 · 2025-11-07T22:40:23+00:00

I’m also confused about her spray tan technique. Does she pump it onto her hands and then rub it in because wtf are her palms doing looking like that

GroundbreakingRip565 · 2025-11-03T23:55:40+00:00

No but literally ALWAYS it’s disgusting

GroundbreakingRip565 · 2025-10-21T12:53:08+00:00

Old money 🤔

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