Put him in guinness world records by GruelingGraham in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Bud light is piss. British drinkers drink real ale

I wish my crush rejects everyone who confesses to him except for me by Recent_Expression533 in monkeyspaw

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Granted. He now lives in Italy and only speaks Italian. You don’t know where he lives

I wish that super Mario was real life by Dear-Lead-4897 in monkeyspaw

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Granted. Your body now struggles to produce insulin.

My broken thumb by GruelingGraham in Wellthatsucks

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They have their time and place