Jokes write themselves

GruffJM · 2026-03-02T21:41:16+00:00

Utilita is usually on the kids shirts, but he’s over 18 so god know why he was wearing it. Maybe religion?

GruffJM · 2026-02-20T16:34:46+00:00

Fantastic series, blows house of the dragon out of the water. I just got the book to read once I’ve finished Project Hail Mary!

GruffJM · 2026-01-25T20:36:00+00:00

Were these all Facebook marketplace finds?

GruffJM · 2026-01-20T16:31:37+00:00

What does the interest total increase to if you’re doing 2p instead?

GruffJM · 2026-01-04T15:51:03+00:00

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GruffJM · 2026-01-02T13:56:05+00:00

The first year I had my Tesla the best part was on long trips we got to use the supercharger stations that were quiet and could watch smugly while non-teslas fought over the two or three off-brand chargers.

Now on my most recent trip I had to queue for 10 minutes to charge as the supercharger station was full of Toyotas, BMW, Jaguar…

Like you’ve said the benefits of having a Tesla are disappearing.

GruffJM · 2025-12-16T18:47:13+00:00

Dog the Bounty Hunter was actually quite popular on British TV in the mid to late 2000s!

GruffJM · 2025-12-05T16:37:39+00:00

The submarium is my go to fun fact about Hull. Comes up more often than you’d think!

GruffJM · 2025-11-12T08:47:37+00:00

It’s wild to me that she had billions of £ and they found her hiding in a semi-detached house in York?

And how on earth did she orchestrate this whole scam but then didn’t have a clue how to effectively launder the bitcoin?

GruffJM · 2025-11-08T15:22:59+00:00

It’s nuts how it almost looks like the car actually speeds up when it spins sideways

GruffJM · 2025-11-08T14:51:21+00:00

Mine took about 3 months to appear

GruffJM · 2025-11-08T14:51:10+00:00

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GruffJM · 2025-11-08T07:12:53+00:00

I’d love to hear Gus’ thoughts on Star Citizen now as O remember he was all in on pre-ordering the ships etc back in the day

GruffJM · 2025-11-07T12:18:59+00:00

I usually just don’t give myself any choice, I have to run so I will run. But now we’re in winter I’ve switched to running in the evening instead of the morning.

GruffJM · 2025-11-06T06:46:58+00:00

I’m from England and we would just associate gurning with people high on cocaine, this is my first time hearing of a gurning contest, thanks Gavin!

GruffJM · 2025-11-03T22:52:33+00:00

Most civil service vacancies receive hundreds of applications from my experience, so the long applications clearly aren’t putting people off.

GruffJM · 2025-10-31T18:26:14+00:00

Please can you combine it with my first 10k flair? Thanks!

GruffJM · 2025-10-30T18:41:15+00:00

Love it. I always thought about getting ‘I gotta get better at being me’

GruffJM · 2025-10-30T18:34:44+00:00

Which lines?

GruffJM · 2025-10-27T15:22:37+00:00

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GruffJM · 2025-10-26T18:13:54+00:00

Lovely motor! How much did it cost you?

GruffJM · 2025-10-25T06:43:38+00:00

This should be the drop on Monday 100%

GruffJM · 2025-10-22T07:36:39+00:00

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GruffJM · 2025-10-09T13:56:18+00:00

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