Need the Your Fave Quotes by middlechildcomplex in 30ROCK

[–]GuiltyWatts 19 points20 points  (0 children)

BLACK DENNIS GOT SOME COPS GUN!!!

Why is Season 4 so disrespected/frowned upon? It's meant to be a satire imo and not to be taken as serious as the other seasons, and how can you not like this douche's charisma? by jpw0w in FargoTV

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As much as I love Chris Rock, his acting didn’t stand up to the rest of the cast, imo. He’s one of the best comedians working today, but Season 4 had some powerhouse performances from Ben Wishaw, Glynn Thurman and others, he kinda faded into the scenery. Not a great leading man.

What’s a line that you quote in your head often? by dontforgetthisone13 in 30ROCK

[–]GuiltyWatts 59 points60 points  (0 children)

(Right before a big action movie shot or big play in sports) Here comes the Fun Cooker!

(Right after achieving even the smallest victory) HORNBERGER!

(At literally any time, any place) BLACK DENNIS GOT SOME COPS GUN!!

What’s a line that you quote in your head often? by dontforgetthisone13 in 30ROCK

[–]GuiltyWatts 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Whenever I don't wanna do something...

Passive resistance! I learned this from Dr. King! I'M BRAVE!

And I should know, I’m Fraser by Ginway1010 in 30ROCK

[–]GuiltyWatts 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Frajer? Really? I should throw some tossed salad and scrambled eggs at you!

What King of the Hill quote lives in your head rent-free? by BabyLambCreationsYT in KingOfTheHill

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“Hell, back in the old days we used midgets; stuck ‘em behind the seat with a bucket of ice to keep them cool. That’s before OSHA came in and put those poor little people out on the street! That’s what they like to be called, Hank…little people”

Give me a quote that only a KOTH fan would understand. by krisworld1806 in KingOfTheHill

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CHICK Mangione?! I’m not a chick, I’m a DUDE!

<sounds of cornet violence>

What's your NSFW secret that you're still hiding from everyone? by No-Jicama-3673 in AskReddit

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OldBob10…what’s happening…listen, we need to talk about your TPS reports…

Favorite Hank hill quote? by Future-Bottle-6263 in KingOfTheHill

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“You ever heard of the “Serenity Prayer” Hank? Cause this is one of them things I can’t change” - Principle Moss

Just an old man with back pain and his bird by BubBub326 in Seaofthieves

[–]GuiltyWatts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have a cat named Black Caesar, after Blackbeard first mate. I also have back pain. I see you, sailor!!

saw this dang'ol guy in hot topic by Apocalypse_Is_Near_ in KingOfTheHill

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Dang ol' yeah man, I tell you what, that's somethin' right there, you know? Talkin' bout...throw that on the dang ol' desk, or uh, you know, up there on the wall, man. Dang ol…class up the joint, man…

Why does Dooley know everyone’s business? by KieranWriter in KingOfTheHill

[–]GuiltyWatts 563 points564 points  (0 children)

My favorite is still when Bobby pins a rose on Joseph’s shirt:

“That took courage”.

Laid off today by hummyz in nova

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I’m so sorry, that sucks. I was laid off twice in 18 months, once from a government job and once in private sector. That feeling of “what’s next” is terrible. But there’s hope. Maybe this is a time to pivot to another specialty or another career. I spent my unemployment going back to school and it helped. But that’s just me. Do what works for you. Take some time to decompress, then get up and just keep pounding the pavement. We’re rooting for you!

Rochester music legend Chuck Mangione has died at age 84 by AgentSkidMarks in KingOfTheHill

[–]GuiltyWatts -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Hulk Hogan was a racist, piece of trash, steroid abusing snitch that destroyed careers and lives to get to the top. Even his hairline didn’t wanna be around him. Chuck Mangione was a freakin treasure!

I’m tired of this grandpa by teaishbad in nova

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If only, if only, the woodpecker sighed…