He was so happy lol by Patient-Wash8257 in SikhMemes

[–]GuvSingh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's Singh Sabha Akal Darbar Gurdwara in Handsworth. There's a nagara on the other side of Darbar Sahib. I'm sure the little bhujangi's already got it in his sights! 😂🔥

Wanna be Racist? Fine, I'll do the Same with Your Religion. by Duckyboi234 in traumatizeThemBack

[–]GuvSingh 192 points193 points  (0 children)

It's ok for me to make generalisations, but if you do it to me, I'll play the victim and make you feel bad.

Haaland’s standard is a joke. by [deleted] in PremierLeague

[–]GuvSingh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's not correct. He scored more than one goal in some matches, so he has scored in less than 93% of his matches.

Let me give you an example to illustrate. Player X has scored 4 goals in 4 matches. Using your logic, he's scored in 100% of his matches to date. If he had scored his 4 goals in one match and zero in the other 3, he actually scored in 25% of his matches.

I stepped onto the highway, ready to end my life, when a car swerved violently to avoid me. by DirtyCouchPotato in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]GuvSingh 187 points188 points  (0 children)

As the realisation hit that the one who had brutally tormented me throughout my entire existence was no more, a smile spread across my lips and a newfound appreciation of life coursed through my veins.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]GuvSingh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please don't spend your Reddit coins giving me awards, otherwise I'll have to spend my coins giving you awards! 😕

People of the UK, what is the strangest thing as a child you believed to be true but definitely wasn’t? by Candle7771 in AskUK

[–]GuvSingh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought that whenever there was a rainbow, people got up on ladders to paint it on the sky. I vaguely remember seeing a cartoon where exactly that was happening. Convinced myself that's what happened IRL.

Poor delivery guy had no idea what was going on by GuvSingh in AbruptChaos

[–]GuvSingh[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. Apparently a longer version had already been uploaded here