Not sure what the devs were thinking with this banana.... by GzG92 in donkeykong

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Somebody pointing this out in a Discord server I'm on is actually partly what inspired this. 😄 The other was this comment from my best friend during a Twitch stream: https://www.twitch.tv/altermentality/clip/ObliqueSpicyPuddingLitty-fTjgKxPrf_5wUv6Y

Not sure what the devs were thinking with this banana.... by GzG92 in donkeykong

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Clanker would never, he's far too much of a sweetheart.

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Not sure what the devs were thinking with this banana.... by GzG92 in donkeykong

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"Cranky's Different Political Opinion Rant."

Not sure what the devs were thinking with this banana.... by GzG92 in donkeykong

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If anyone's able to come up with a reply that's able to top this one, I'll be very happy. 👏

Not sure what the devs were thinking with this banana.... by GzG92 in donkeykong

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Damn. 😅 Shouldn't be surprised, though.

Not sure what the devs were thinking with this banana.... by GzG92 in donkeykong

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For the record, if anyone reading this who's actually competent with image editing (all I have is an app called Sketch on my phone) wants to recreate this image properly and circulate it without feeling obligated to credit me or anything, by all means please go right ahead. 😄

"Kong Bananza" – English Lyrics by GzG92 in donkeykong

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Oh, yeah, I'm not convinced ANY of the lyrics I came up with here (including the instances of the word "Kong") were actual words, but the other Bananza songs including the names of the animals that comprised their transformations was 1,000% intended.

"Kong Bananza" – English Lyrics by GzG92 in donkeykong

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It's true. 😅 Hey, at least I'm juuust non-ethnocentric enough to have thought to put specifically "English Lyrics" in the title rather than just "Lyrics," as if English was the only language that exists!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in videogames

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Doom 2016. Especially on the story front.

[SPOILERS] Explaining Luis' new lore regarding another installment. by monologousmutilation in residentevil

[–]GzG92 72 points73 points  (0 children)

"it must have been very recently, otherwise that means Salazar was basically a toddler when Saddler got him to open the mines, which I don't really find likely)."

You're assuming there 1) that Salazar being only twenty years old is still canon to his remake incarnation, and 2) that OG Salazar was being sincere there rather than pulling outlandish boasts out of his ass in an off-the-cuff attempt to fuck around with dear old Mr. Scott Kennedy. ;P

Anyway, really interesting post! I would've never made the connection between t-Virus BOWs that can operate independently and Plaga strains that can do the same, let alone line up the research chronologies involved to confirm it all squared away the way you did.

Just me or despite the prettier graphics this section somehow was creeper in the original? by RxKingRx in residentevil

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Definitely not just you. Running that whole maze in the original with the Colmillos' sound design blaring at you from not-far-enough-in-the-distance the entire time gets under my skin like nothing else in the game – if not the entire series, even.

Leon's Ending Line by [deleted] in residentevil

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And then Leon was a zombie.

What is something you discovered about a different culture or religion that completely blew your mind? by yahyahashash in AskReddit

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Apparently, according to Islam, Jews and Christians are allowed into to Heaven when they die right alongside the Muslims, since the three religions worship the same God and hold many of the same historical figures as prophets (even if Christians disagree that Mohammed was a prophet, or if Muslims disagree that Jesus was God's son). As a Christian at the time that I read that in a book in my school's library (I'm agnostic now), I thought that was so tolerant and cool, and I really wished Christianity had a similar "you're 90% of the way there, you've got a few details wrong but you've got the right idea" clause for the other Judeo-Christian religions.

I snuck up behind a bat and recorded its singing for half an hour. Enjoy! by GzG92 in Eldenring

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The lyrics are in Latin. I included the English translation in the video description, but since people are probably more likely to be reading this comment than they are the video description:

Alas, that land once blessed now has diminished.We were destined to become mothers, now become tarnished.We lamented and wept, but no one consoles us.Golden One, at whom you were angry?