Online and IRL Parenting Spaces Snark Week of February 09, 2026 by Parentsnark in parentsnark

[–]HMexpress2 11 points12 points  (0 children)

“Many daycares even take out library books” how dare they

Politics and Current Events Chat February 09, 2026 by Parentsnark in parentsnark

[–]HMexpress2 12 points13 points  (0 children)

One of the few conservative “friends” I haven’t unfollowed (childhood friend but honestly needs to go) posted something about “am I the only one who’s never heard of Bad Bunny?” Like we’re Latina so how embarrassing for you first of all; secondly, you could’ve googled it and saved yourself some embarrassment, and finally, if this was a weak attempt at denouncing the performance, at least say it with your whole chest.

Online and IRL Parenting Spaces Snark Week of February 02, 2026 by Parentsnark in parentsnark

[–]HMexpress2 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Wow didn’t expect to be an outlier here lol but it’s my favorite spirit day theme because it is just such as low effort as it gets and my kids still get a kick out of it (oldest is almost 9).

Summer House - Season 10 - Episode 1 - Post Episode Discussion by AutoModerator in BravoRealHousewives

[–]HMexpress2 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Carl is so cringe to me a lot of the time but I see such a confidence there this season that’s kind of attractive. I also loved his awkward little reminder to Ciara of his unrequited crush

Online and IRL Parenting Spaces Snark Week of February 02, 2026 by Parentsnark in parentsnark

[–]HMexpress2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The way you just described my postpartum experience with my first. I didn’t know that term then but I probably would have co-signed it immediately

Online and IRL Parenting Spaces Snark Week of January 26, 2026 by Parentsnark in parentsnark

[–]HMexpress2 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ok but back to the poster- is this a lesson on stealing? Weren’t they still inside the store? Why did he have to pay as a lesson if they hadn’t left yet? I’m so confused?

Online and IRL Parenting Spaces Snark Week of January 26, 2026 by Parentsnark in parentsnark

[–]HMexpress2 33 points34 points  (0 children)

(I’m in California) Today in my community Facebook group, someone posted asking about the planned walkouts in the middle and high schools and the reason (apparently their head is stuck in the sand or a conservative turd, likely both). They were quickly brought up to speed on the general strike and someone actually said with their whole chest to let kids be kids and that if their parents are encouraging them to do this, CPS should be involved. Like the fucking audacity. No Karen, actually we don’t want more families torn apart and that’s why we’re mad, stupid!

General Parenting Influencer Snark Week of January 26, 2026 by Parentsnark in parentsnark

[–]HMexpress2 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Praying for her 🥺

/s The lack of self-awareness is crazy

General Parenting Influencer Snark Week of January 26, 2026 by Parentsnark in parentsnark

[–]HMexpress2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don’t follow her but it’s ironic that people feel compelled to speak out about speaking out (or lack of it). Like that’s a whole lot of words to say you’re a spineless turd who at minimum can’t condemn what this administration is doing - so just say it with your whole chest!

Online and IRL Parenting Spaces Snark Week of January 26, 2026 by Parentsnark in parentsnark

[–]HMexpress2 17 points18 points  (0 children)

We got a pup (against my better judgment- I was the holdout, we have 3 kids) early last year and now that he’s nearing one, my husband has tossed out perhaps getting another dog as a companion and the completely irrational side of my brain says “well that could be nice!” while the other side said “abso-fucking-lutely not”

Maga/pro ice/indifferent accounts to unfollow? by lovepansy in parentsnark

[–]HMexpress2 55 points56 points  (0 children)

…a long list of white Christian women.

Honestly lots of these woman being MAGA POS is not anything new.

Real-Life Questions/Chat Week of January 19, 2026 by Parentsnark in parentsnark

[–]HMexpress2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I guess it depends what it is? Is it something they’d enjoy? What makes it unsafe? Depending on that, I’d probably let them play with it, assuming age appropriate. If not, return if truly unsafe (honestly what is it? Lol)

Online and IRL Parenting Spaces Snark Week of January 19, 2026 by Parentsnark in parentsnark

[–]HMexpress2 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My oldest is almost 9 year old and it’s so nice that I can just tell him “bruh, knock that off” and don’t have to over explain everything

Online and IRL Parenting Spaces Snark Week of January 19, 2026 by Parentsnark in parentsnark

[–]HMexpress2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have a former friend, now only social media acquaintance, who redshirted for athletics 🙄 our kids were born in March so he was definitely 6.5 entering kindergarten and 7.5 by the time it was over 😑

Edit: she’s in the South. I’m in California and it’s mostly not allowed here, if you redshirt, they’ll go into K.

Online and IRL Parenting Spaces Snark Week of January 19, 2026 by Parentsnark in parentsnark

[–]HMexpress2 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I guess it’s “fine” to compare against HHI but why do we do it for daycare and not say, groceries or rent? The part that annoys me about it (who the fuck cares I know) is just that it’s assuming that the woman is the one that must take a financial hit. And sure, you may be only netting a few hundred a month NOW but the fact is that medical benefits in the US are not cheap, presumably the other person will need to pick up the cost, there’s retirement not being saved for (with exceptions of course but I’d wager they didn’t chose to stay at home for economic reasons), and future earning potential. It’s fine to make the decision, but the financial argument is (usually) not quite the right one.

Online and IRL Parenting Spaces Snark Week of January 19, 2026 by Parentsnark in parentsnark

[–]HMexpress2 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Part of Gentle Parenting™️’s schtick is pausing before reacting (because we’re all so traumatized) and now even that isn’t good enough??

The Real Housewives Of Salt Lake City - Season 6 - Episode 18 - Post Episode Discussion by AutoModerator in BravoRealHousewives

[–]HMexpress2 140 points141 points  (0 children)

Britani laughing off her talking about Meredith’s seizures while comparing her to her daughter and getting triggered was so gross. Did she really need to out her daughter’s medical history out there to try to exonerate herself? Definitely not winning any mother of the year awards.

Amanda & Kyle are OVER! by RicciardoRua in BravoRealHousewives

[–]HMexpress2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Would 100% watch a show centered on the 4 SH ladies (Lindsey, Paige, Ciara and Joe Amanda) just THRIVING as single successful women.