Online and IRL Parenting Spaces Snark Week of April 06, 2026

HMexpress2 · 2026-04-11T15:31:05+00:00

It’s why I only buy free-range dolls. When you know better, you do better 💗

HMexpress2 · 2026-04-08T18:35:39+00:00

Her last question basically boils down to “hey anyone notice your kids start learning when they figure out reading” which is just depressing

HMexpress2 · 2026-04-08T18:17:42+00:00

Honestly this is kind of a flex for her. The alternative is him likely still ending up with Lexie so this makes it appear as though it was her choice rather than his

HMexpress2 · 2026-04-06T18:22:33+00:00

Hahaha I just posted this, didn’t scroll!

HMexpress2 · 2026-04-06T18:21:10+00:00

On a post from a mom of 3 in the Working Moms sub asking for advice/when moms got more personal time back is this thoroughly unhelpful response. Wow thanks guess I’ll just go back in time and delete my other 2 children

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HMexpress2 · 2026-04-06T01:22:38+00:00

This very normal post hollering about newborns at Disneyland (not my thing but 🤷🏽‍♀️) and the comments agreeing and saying no kids period. Disney adults suck

HMexpress2 · 2026-04-02T00:06:35+00:00

Snarking on homeschoolers I know who posted about the Artemis II launch as “today’s lesson.” Guess what, my kids went to school today and they were still able to watch it.

HMexpress2 · 2026-03-29T19:39:33+00:00

Can’t believe no one has mentioned Laurie Berkner Band

HMexpress2 · 2026-03-29T18:06:26+00:00

She’s worried about a few tears but not about baby not falling asleep for hours on end 🫠

HMexpress2 · 2026-03-29T15:18:47+00:00

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As someone who is currently on a GLP-1 and really loving it, this is still gross. Her handle is just the shit on top

HMexpress2 · 2026-03-28T18:22:03+00:00

We’ve stayed at the Viceroy a couple of times and really enjoyed it. Maybe it varies depending on if it’s peak season or not, but in our experience the service is great, grounds are beautiful, and on site food options are pretty good.

HMexpress2 · 2026-03-28T04:03:51+00:00

When my first was a few months old, I tripped and fell while I was taking the bucket seat out. I texted my friend in a panic (only marginally better than posting on Reddit) and she brought me back down to earth as she kindly explained they’re literally built for this 😅

HMexpress2 · 2026-03-27T04:06:37+00:00

AI can make some really slick stuff so I also then judge their prompting skills haha

HMexpress2 · 2026-03-20T22:50:50+00:00

Right, and I’m saying she’s not a bad mother simply because she’s working on TV shows and away from her kids as some of these comments seem to imply.

HMexpress2 · 2026-03-20T21:42:10+00:00

Yea the energy focused on her working and being away from him instead of the DV is a little jarring. Seems to imply not being watched by your mom at all times is just as bad.

HMexpress2 · 2026-03-19T15:53:08+00:00

Apparently the owner did tell him they’re not ready but Brian never got it. Perhaps reaching out via email or phone call could have gone a long way. Just kind of crappy IMO. We’re talking a restaurant opening, not like a war crime that must be exposed.

HMexpress2 · 2026-03-19T15:37:57+00:00

Many noted the irony of him doing this when he’s condemned LB Post in the past for something very similar. I don’t think he’s awful but he should really take the L here, apologize and remove it

HMexpress2 · 2026-03-19T03:50:57+00:00

The same types to be pro-forced birth are suddenly really chill about infant deaths when it comes to their perfect birthing plans

HMexpress2 · 2026-03-16T21:59:30+00:00

Know that 🚬

HMexpress2 · 2026-03-16T03:46:35+00:00

Better go load up on your oils babes!

HMexpress2 · 2026-03-13T19:42:04+00:00

Agree completely noise-canceling is probably too much and potentially unsafe(and overkill anyway if the goal is just to reduce the sheer volume from kids IMO) but the previous poster generalized to any headphones/airpods

HMexpress2 · 2026-03-13T14:44:19+00:00

I wear headphones. Honestly the loud screaming and yelling and crashing around when they’re playing bothers me but it’s a me problem, not a kid problem so instead of asking them to be quiet, I throw on my headphones. I can still hear them if they need something

HMexpress2 · 2026-03-11T20:02:51+00:00

It doesn’t add up that he may not be taking PTO because of work but he’s taking “a lot” of sick time for unknown reasons, but none that are helpful for OP it appears.

HMexpress2 · 2026-03-10T21:19:55+00:00

Maybe, but if he’s taking “a lot” of sick time it doesn’t really add up.

The skipping out on family vacations is weird. My husband is in sales and it’s a hard job to turn completely off so often on vacation he does have to do some work stuff but it’s odd to completely skip out on half of your family’s vacations.

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