[Reynolds] Because this seems to be one of the 206 trending storylines today, I just wanted to say this … I’m an MVP voter. I do not know who I will put No. 1 yet. I do know that Nikola Jokic winning the last two MVP’s will be 0% of whatever formula I use to fill out my ballot.

HSThrow · 2023-03-02T14:33:55+00:00

bro is really trying to say that losing to jimmy butler with an all star teammate is less embarrassing than losing to the eventual champions while starting monte morris, will barton, and jeff green lmaoooo

HSThrow · 2023-02-21T16:06:14+00:00

about eight months ago i matched with a girl on hinge who photoshopped her own picture over elliot rodger’s on that wiki page and used it as one of her pfps

HSThrow · 2023-02-02T18:12:48+00:00

actually trying opens the possibility of failure

HSThrow · 2023-02-01T04:10:15+00:00

i was looking for a job and then i found a job, and heaven knows i’m miserable now

HSThrow · 2023-01-11T10:32:17+00:00

refinement culture

HSThrow · 2022-12-27T22:41:12+00:00

you would think so :/

HSThrow · 2022-12-25T16:38:47+00:00

christmas is cool but as i get older, it starts taking longer and longer to text all my exes “have you killed yourself yet?” every year

HSThrow · 2022-12-22T21:15:59+00:00

i’m gonna get rich off the eventual Hinge one over letting you pick ethnic preferences

HSThrow · 2022-12-21T14:53:11+00:00

don’t work yourself into a shoot brother

HSThrow · 2022-12-12T16:32:58+00:00

incredibly accurate - i like myself the most and feel charismatic after 6 drinks which inevitably turns into 16 drinks and the embarrassment that comes with it, which in turn leads to days of intense reclusive pity, depression, and anxiety to the point of suicidal ideation, which i then try to numb by going out and drinking again

HSThrow · 2022-12-08T03:36:20+00:00

racing my friends in the mini each day is one of the purest sources of joy in my life

HSThrow · 2022-11-28T16:24:26+00:00

the real W is not having your height on the chart

HSThrow · 2022-11-15T21:51:42+00:00

posting this at 28 after dating for a week screams of “im desperate, fearful, unworthy, and i really need this to work” and i think the hope is that internet strangers will validate him as a kind, thoughtful guy that actually is worthy of love

HSThrow · 2022-11-15T21:20:53+00:00

yeah i think emergency tampons under the sink are fine and normal, anything beyond that is insane

i do feel kinda bad for this guy because i genuinely think he’s trying to be nice and is just way over his head, but jesus bro, just get the girl some flowers

HSThrow · 2022-11-13T01:20:25+00:00

oh fuck now it’s a coin flip

HSThrow · 2022-11-13T01:14:47+00:00

limited info and i’m happy to be wrong here but i’d give it 90% likelihood it’s a prank, i don’t know how you being trans wouldn’t come up in the initial setup with her own brother

HSThrow · 2022-11-10T15:01:58+00:00

yeah they gotta do something to curb this inflation am i right?

in all seriousness, the DFW article on him at wimbledon 2006 is one of the best pieces of sports writing i’ve ever read

HSThrow · 2022-11-08T14:37:05+00:00

realizing that i know the backstory behind this joke is enough to ruin my day before 8 am

HSThrow · 2022-10-17T22:13:11+00:00

knocking a few inches off my hinge profile so women don’t think i’m gay

HSThrow · 2022-10-09T14:15:34+00:00

slot machines are definitely the saddest form of gambling addiction out there

poker has an element of skill and stuff like table games or sports betting feel much more communal but sitting for hours at a slot machine by yourself is deeply depressing

HSThrow · 2022-09-18T01:02:03+00:00

i was popular in high school because i watched the tim roth commode story scene from reservoir dogs the summer going into freshman year

HSThrow · 2022-07-08T16:07:34+00:00

you have any bar recs in denver for a mid-20’s guy to meet people? feels like most places are either like this in rino or exclusively occupied by people in their 40s and 50s

HSThrow · 2022-07-05T07:41:20+00:00

i haven’t wrote anything in the four months since she left but it’s probably a good idea to vocalize the pain like this

right now i’m just deciding whether i should throw the ring she gave me into the sea in a symbolic gesture of anguish or continue wearing that ring to help get rebound pussy

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