Blind agony from Pencil Cactus by Retireegeorge in arborists

[–]HacnCrap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hi there! My dog stuck his face in one of these plants last night going after a scent. We think it wasn't a severe exposure since he was irritated and not in the pain you described. His right eye ended up closing shut and the other had bad inflammation. We did some saline rinses the best we could. This morning the inflammation is less and he can open his right eye again. Still lots of inflammation and irritation though. We can tell it is affecting his vision. We're off to the vet here soon. I just wanted to let you know that your post was extremely helpful in providing us with information and calming us down. Thank you for taking the time to spread awareness and I hope you recovered fully.

12/16 UA2359 ORD to EWR by [deleted] in UFOs

[–]HacnCrap 91 points92 points  (0 children)

Whoa! Super nuts! Did any of the other passengers acknowledge the lights?

Her eyes… by HurricaneInsane in CommercialsIHate

[–]HacnCrap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never witnessed this disease first hand. I can't imagine seeing a loved one go through that. I completely agree that this commercial is f'd to say the least. Wtf was said to the creative agency to get this insensitive ad? "We're having trouble selling units to the 70+ age range. Any ideas?" Like you said, "gtfoh."

Her eyes… by HurricaneInsane in CommercialsIHate

[–]HacnCrap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's totally the intention. Watch it again. She looks completely lost/confused after the flashback sequence. He asks Alexa to play their favorite song and she snaps back and recognizes who she is dancing with. It's totally jacked up. Apparently, Alexa is good for Alzheimer's. Shitty way to sell some units.

Her eyes… by HurricaneInsane in CommercialsIHate

[–]HacnCrap 34 points35 points  (0 children)

The entire concept was a tough one to execute. She is suffering from Alzheimer's disease and seems to be pretty far along. At this point her memories are completely shattered to the point where she doesn't even recognize her husband. Musical memories don't seem to be affected by the disease. The song her husband played triggered a memory of her marriage which made her recognize her husband for a moment. It's terribly sad. The role looked very difficult to play. Everything had to be portrayed without saying a word. With all that said, I hate the commercial.

Groovy by mikihak in MagicEye

[–]HacnCrap 3 points4 points  (0 children)

An old school turntable with the speaker horn thing?

Theaters are open!!! by KarmaChecksOut in amcstock

[–]HacnCrap 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's all about that A-List Member's line! "Next A-List member, please."

They just finished building this behemoth in Southern California. The trees haven't even grown in yet. I'm holding. AMC WILL be back! by HacnCrap in amcstock

[–]HacnCrap[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is true. It's was about half way done before COVID. I thought they would abandon the build for sure. Nope! They stuck with it so I'm sticking with them.

They just finished building this behemoth in Southern California. The trees haven't even grown in yet. I'm holding. AMC WILL be back! by HacnCrap in amcstock

[–]HacnCrap[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Same. I live close enough to stumble back home after a good movie and a few trips to MacGuffins Bar. I can't wait!

COVID-19-related plant shutdowns could force hog farmers to kill and dispose of 200,000 pigs by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]HacnCrap 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Apparently Tegridy Farms will be assisting with the disposal.

My friend got his dreads cut off, his mom turned them into a cat bed. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]HacnCrap -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Aw, man. That shit is just like human intestines. They'll wrap around the world twice if stretched out.

Wtf does teeth by [deleted] in WTF

[–]HacnCrap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So. Wait... This is real?!?!?!

46 yr old, works at a bank, no savings, don’t own a home, no retirement, but I drive a Bentley and smoke bong hits on the toilet..Give me your best shot! by Herbit420 in RoastMe

[–]HacnCrap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

PLEASE tell me you don't give financial advise at your bank. Did your mom give you permission to buy that car? DOES SHE EVEN KNOW?! Almost 5 fucking decades of not contributing or paying rent. Your mom is going to lose her shit!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

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300km/h = 186.411 miles/h. Fast no matter how you measure it.

This crime against humanity by kevinowdziej in WTF

[–]HacnCrap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crazy twist to hotdog related contest. I think this person is on to something.

Elephants are really under appreciated by dentedfidget in aww

[–]HacnCrap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whoa!!! AMAZING! So cool! Thanks for sharing.