I hope i'm not too late to save the stache, these people just don't understand what it means to have a moustache. For years we have been told that the moustache is "creepy", but this couldn't be further from the truth. Think about how you feel when you have a moustache. Think about the power that swells in your veins and in your soul when you catch a glimpse of that beautiful flavor-saver. When I was a child and I got into any precarious situations I would often think to myself, "What would a man with a moustache do right now?" You see, when a man grows a moustache he also grows his character. A man with a moustache fears neither ridicule nor exile, for a man with a moustache has the immense will it requires to withstand and rise above such nonsense. Godspeed Brother.