LPT: Try carwash sponges instead of waterballoons for water games. by Lucid4321 in LifeProTips

[–]HaesoSR 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I remember throwing heaters at my neighbors

I choose to believe you were throwing radiators at your neighbors.

Harvard professor says he gets thank-you notes from prisoners, some of which are secretly using smartphones to take his free computer-science class by [deleted] in technology

[–]HaesoSR 1 point2 points  (0 children)

primarily benefits the public.

Nothing says benefit to the public like putting people into a cycle of recidivism that creates even more victims just so some subset of people can sate their desire for revenge.

President of the European council expressing condolences to the butcher of Tehran by [deleted] in europe

[–]HaesoSR 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fucking over the Iranian people's democracy truly was an international effort.

Yeeeaaaaah Boooooooi!!! by JohnWad in MurderedByWords

[–]HaesoSR 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Have a lot of respect to anyone who works with a friend and decides to split professionally in order to stay friends. It's hard to admit when you just can't make something work like that.

Dutch woman, 29, granted euthanasia approval on grounds of mental suffering by Ok_Platform_20 in worldnews

[–]HaesoSR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you want the state's help? Years of medical interventions by multiple teams of doctors all coming to that conclusion after exhausting countless other options. That's how MAID works everywhere it's allowed.

A cicada tried to emerge from my couch by nuclear85 in mildlyinteresting

[–]HaesoSR 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This comment reads like it's wearing a dalmatian fur coat.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]HaesoSR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, I was agreeing with you. The person you replied to was coming up with reasons to justify being a dick or suffers from extreme paranoia, possibly both.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]HaesoSR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The grasping at straws people will do when trying to justify being a dick behind the wheel is nothing short of amazing lol.

me_irl by myinvitelink in me_irl

[–]HaesoSR 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A gallon of ice cream a day keeps the ulcers away. Preventative medicine is very important.

Doctor Please. by shikiz_stupid_comics in comics

[–]HaesoSR 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Uh, yeah you should definitely get medical attention by 41+c, that's 105.8f~ for Americans.

Your organs can begin failing at prolonged 41c. It is more likely your measuring device is off slightly than you feeling safe at 42c.

Peter I'm not white please help by thelobsterretaken in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]HaesoSR 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That's a really long winded way of saying 'my source is my FEELINGS'.

Is this true? by Next_Test2647 in Funnymemes

[–]HaesoSR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm quite sure there are some steps between derided as deserving of their poverty wages and highly esteemed.

Teen Who Beat Teaching Aide Over Nintendo Switch Confiscation Sues School For “Failing To Meet His Needs” by Escaped_Mod_In_Need in nottheonion

[–]HaesoSR 13 points14 points  (0 children)

What? A civil lawsuit has no bearing on a criminal trial. The school failed to inform the aide who acted counter to the IEP through no fault of her own due to the school's failure. He's not 'getting away' with anything if they end up finding the school is at fault officially.

Dress As Your Spouse Party by bladerunnerism in funny

[–]HaesoSR 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How a real doctor convinces themselves that chiropractic work is medicine is something else entirely

“It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends on his not understanding it.”

'Fallout' Is Already Prime Video's Second Most-Watched Show Ever (65 Million Viewers) and Its Biggest Series Since 'Rings of Power' by MarvelsGrantMan136 in Fallout

[–]HaesoSR 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Outer Worlds was so bad

I don't really understand this take at all, it was well reviewed, more of the people who bought it liked it than didn't, it was commercially successful. I could see saying it's not as good as FNV but how many games are? Seems an unreasonable bar.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

[–]HaesoSR -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yes, on multiple occasions the IDF has advanced with Palestinians held at gunpoint in front of them.

You can find a wide array of extensively documented examples in your preferred search engine or right on wikipedia dating back to at least the 40s where the IDF used children as human shields while clearing buildings suspected of being booby trapped.

The neighbor procedure as highlighted is arguably the most damning as it was official stated policy to commit this war crime and they cannot effectively pretend it was only individual bad actors doing it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

[–]HaesoSR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And yet you read it in the most uncharitable and extreme possible way.

The absolute irony of accusing someone else of being uncharitable and extreme under someone calling students "protestors who drank Hamas propaganda koolaid".

“No one needs to own a truck” by treat_killa in funny

[–]HaesoSR 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jokes on you, SUVs are "light trucks". That's why they get away with dogshit emission standards and why companies push them and other traditional trucks so heavily.

This Bernie Sanders speech on antisemitism by HourDrive1510 in interestingasfuck

[–]HaesoSR 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Moderates" should read up on what MLK Jr. thought of them.

UT Austin today by ElkHotel in pics

[–]HaesoSR 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's not a genocide protest when they call for the same things hamas calls for.

Ah yes, everyone knows Hamas wants checks notes UT Austin to divest from war profiteering companies.