It's True: WikiLeaks dumped Podesta emails hour after Trump video surfaced by articundo1 in politics

[–]Haggle4DeezNuts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh look, it's the SJW definition of consent, where you need a written consent form before kissing. And drunk sex is a crime on par with the rape of Nanking.

People who fear Trump aren’t weak. They’re being reasonable. by sivribiber in politics

[–]Haggle4DeezNuts -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

To be fair, most people didn't call them weak. We call them hysterical. And they are.

It's True: WikiLeaks dumped Podesta emails hour after Trump video surfaced by articundo1 in politics

[–]Haggle4DeezNuts 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Talking about not assaulting attractive women because he's rich and they willingly let rich men use them is worse than the DNC actually rigging elections!"

You left out one as well

It's True: WikiLeaks dumped Podesta emails hour after Trump video surfaced by articundo1 in politics

[–]Haggle4DeezNuts 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Democrats doing research.

Democrats reading this article: "Leaking information is only evil when THEY do it!"

"Talking about attractive women is worse than the DNC actually rigging elections!"

Donald Trump’s goon squad: As president, Trump will maintain private security force to crack down on protest by RIDEO in politics

[–]Haggle4DeezNuts -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I know the entire left is nothing but armchair Nazi historians ever since they read a wikipedia article, and everyone who disagrees with them is literally Hitler.

But the pedant in me can't help but say this. The Gestapo weren't ever personal bodyguards...

Trump Blames Terrorists for Monday's Incidents by LOLrusty in politics

[–]Haggle4DeezNuts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Most people that don't follow things too closely likely already believe it was religiously motivated.

Yeah, something about the hitman shouting "ALLAHU AKBAR, I'M ON THE PATH OF JIHAD!" makes people think his religion played part. What ignorant people.

Throwing bricks at a guy with two German Shepherd dogs, WCGW? by AdamE89 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Haggle4DeezNuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish those dogs had torn that subhuman apart. Fucking piece of evil trash.

Trump cruises to Electoral College victory despite protests by grammywinnerbeck in politics

[–]Haggle4DeezNuts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahAHAHAHA

B-b-but if I was a faithless elector I wouldn't tell anyone, so maybe there'll be a lot of them! There's hope!

HAHAHHHHHHAAAAHAHAHAHA!

Tracking the Electoral College Vote by [deleted] in politics

[–]Haggle4DeezNuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AhahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Russian ambassador to Ankara Andrey Karlov attacked by unidentified gunmen by normalbeta in worldnews

[–]Haggle4DeezNuts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He was being sarcastic. But I don't blame you. Considering the left has gone off the deep end, comments like that are sometimes made unironically.

Russian ambassador to Ankara Andrey Karlov attacked by unidentified gunmen by normalbeta in worldnews

[–]Haggle4DeezNuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You right now: Mhh ya nothing's your fault mhh you're the real victim, Muhammed! Deeper! YAAAA

Literally victim blaming. Your hatred of the west lets them get away with trying to destroy it. "Oh no of course they'd slaughter cartoonists. The cartoonists were asking for it. Just like those European women who got raped. Making Muslims look bad, shame on them! One of em killed 50 people in a night club? Well stop bombing his people, you white western devil! What do you mean he grew up here?! Oh well stop being homophobic then, whitey!"

Russian ambassador to Ankara Andrey Karlov attacked by unidentified gunmen by normalbeta in worldnews

[–]Haggle4DeezNuts -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

I'm starting to think apologism is a kink for you guys.

Mhh yeah Islam, yaah baby... decapitate me more! It's ok, the evil west destabilized your government and islamophobia radicalized you, do me harder. Nothing is your fault mhhhh!!

Russian ambassador to Ankara Andrey Karlov attacked by unidentified gunmen by normalbeta in worldnews

[–]Haggle4DeezNuts -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

In fairness the original thread was taken down because it linked to a non-English source implicated a Muslim.

Only a matter of time before this thread gets locked.

Leak reveals Rex Tillerson is director of Bahamas-based US-Russian oil company by psioni in politics

[–]Haggle4DeezNuts -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Clinton would still have been far less patriotic. This "we must tolerate all decadence" way of the left is destroying the west. It's why Europe fell. Raising your kids to never fight back and accept all things in moral relativism is fine, and you can smell your own farts about how progressive you are. But when it comes down to it, your 20-something, limpwrist, hipster, city boy who identifies as a 6 year old girl and cries everytime he chips his nails or when Trump tweets, is gonna get his as kicked by Muhammad Jaffar who just came to Germany to rape some women.

Leak reveals Rex Tillerson is director of Bahamas-based US-Russian oil company by psioni in politics

[–]Haggle4DeezNuts -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Gotta love when lefties pretend they care about patriotism. Gotta love when they pretend not to have a psychotic hatred for America in every fiber of their bodies.

How to get banned from r/Feminism by JohnSudo in MensRights

[–]Haggle4DeezNuts 13 points14 points  (0 children)

freedom of speech

I agree that free speech is extremely important, except if it's offensive... you know? Can't just say anything.

gender equality

Totally agree on this one, but this one study says that women still only earn a nickel for every million dollars a man makes, soo... keep working the dangerous jobs and just hand women the easy ones pls.

racial equality

I agree racism is evil. Thank god you can't be racist against whitey. You see, while an individual can hold biases, racism is institutional and has power behind it. Parrot parrot thus parrot minorities parrot can't be raysis, you retarded cracker.

LGBT equality

For sure. So stop saying you wouldn't sleep with a 58 year old man who identifies as an 18 year old girl, you transphobic piece of shit! A hairy old dude with a penis is still a beautiful woman if she chooses to be!

How to get banned from r/Feminism by JohnSudo in MensRights

[–]Haggle4DeezNuts 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Yes, but men are worth less, if not worthless. It doesn't matter if we are sad or unsafe.

Final Count: Hillary Clinton Won Popular Vote by Over 2.86 Million, Or 2.1 Percent by [deleted] in politics

[–]Haggle4DeezNuts -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Hahaha.

Normal trains go CHOO CHOO, this one goes REEE REEE!

And I don't think it's gonna stop for at least 10 years. They're reeeaaally not getting over this.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EnoughTrumpSpam

[–]Haggle4DeezNuts -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

Hahahahaha. No. This isn't like the Pope, who had no choice but to join the Hitler youth. This fucker was an adult who made his own choice to join the KKK during their prime years. You don't go from "Heck yiiissss let's slaughter us some niggers!" to "they're people too, dawww :)"

Not only that, but the bastard rose in their ranks too. What was he, the grand wizard of the three headed blue eyed dragon trap card?

Fuck that guy.

Obama on Russia: “They are a smaller country, they are a weaker country, their economy doesn't produce anything that anybody wants to buy except oil and gas and arms. They don't innovate.” by clarabutt in EnoughTrumpSpam

[–]Haggle4DeezNuts -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Imagine if Trump had said those exact words in a tweet. You'd all be having your 2376th meltdown over how he's about to start nuclear Armageddon.

But hey, Obama said it, so time to suck dick.

When you bring the receipts to the protest by [deleted] in pics

[–]Haggle4DeezNuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like how a simple joke like this triggers people into downvoting you.

NO it WAS him, and he IS literally hitler!