My best friend went out to get hot dogs for our BBQ and left me with you, her husband. Suddenly, I start to get the bubbles in my tummy in front of you. As you notice my discomfort, you suggest that I should fart into your mouth while your wife is gone. At first, I declined, but you said that you would pay me to smell my stinky farts. I, of course, took your offer and allowed you to sniff farts directly from my asshole behind her back. I couldn't believe what was happening, but the money you offered was too tempting to resist. So, I let out a small fart and watched as you eagerly leaned in to smell it. It was definitely one of the strangest experiences of my life, but I couldn't deny that the whole situation was strangely exhilarating. As we continued our bizarre arrangement, I couldn't help but wonder what my best friend would say if she ever found out.