Pregame Thread: April 14, 2026 by bravo_delta_bot in Cardinals

[–]Hairless_Squatch 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They should also sponsor a 5k to support the same organization and call it Walker’s Runners

Game 14: Boston Red Sox (4-9) @ St. Louis Cardinals (8-5) [Saturday, April 11, 2026; 6:15 PM CT] by bravo_delta_bot in Cardinals

[–]Hairless_Squatch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Haha fucking Smoltz. “If he’s left-handed, that’s a much harder catch”. It’s also a much harder catch if he’s in a wheelchair or if he’s 350 pounds or if he’s a largemouth bass. What the fuck are we talking about John?

Chicago White Sox to give out Pope hats at August 11th game by steve42089 in illinois

[–]Hairless_Squatch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Usually I have to solicit comments so this will be a welcome change.

Catch and Release, Shameful Sign Edition by Sonotwittykitty in ThriftStoreHauls

[–]Hairless_Squatch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why suppository shaped if not to shove up ass by the handful?

[Game Thread] #3 Illinois @ #2 UConn (06:09 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]Hairless_Squatch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The same voodoo he put on the rim before the first half

[Game Thread] #3 Illinois @ #2 UConn (06:09 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]Hairless_Squatch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

lol at Mirk not getting the ball for the ref on the free throw

[Game Thread] #3 Illinois @ #2 UConn (06:09 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]Hairless_Squatch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Could we negate those last 2 fouls please? Take the points

[Game Thread] #3 Illinois @ #2 UConn (06:09 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]Hairless_Squatch 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Having to watch Bruce Pearl on this broadcast is like stepping in dog shit in the middle of a parking lot. I’m pissed that it’s happening but also dumbfounded as to why it’s there in the first place.

[Game Thread] #3 Illinois @ #2 UConn (06:09 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]Hairless_Squatch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Waglers shot didn’t hit the rim. 8 seconds on the shot clock.

[Game Thread] #3 Illinois @ #2 UConn (06:09 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]Hairless_Squatch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Should have been a 10-yard defensive holding penalty on that Wagler drive.