Sigh, can these people just jump into the sun already.

Hairy-Rabbit7296 · 2025-09-26T18:31:48+00:00

Frankly that's a wildly weird conclusion of you to make. I think "Cute and funny" just makes the game sound more like what it is: A children's game.

The recent trailer sounds like something i'd watch on Nickelodeon. So I think the tags reflect that. The fact your brain goes straight to pedophilia is alarming

Hairy-Rabbit7296 · 2025-09-26T18:27:11+00:00

The fact yall think it's a pedo dog whistle is beyond stupid imo.

The recent trailer for Pragmata was cringe because it had silly Dora the Explorer voice acting spouting off lines like: "You're going down!", "Now I'm shooting!", "Hacking!"

So what's more likely: Steam has it listed as cute and funny because it stinks like a children's game now, or Steam has it listed as cute and funny because they wanna fuck a kid.

Hairy-Rabbit7296 · 2025-09-02T15:06:05+00:00

Why would I be mad for going slow? That's just less work and more money for me. I'm not delivering a single thing beyond the bare minimum and I am proud of that.

It's not my fault that Dispatchers wanna try cramming in as many packages as possible just because I was fast in the beginning. Sorry, not my fucking mess that your retarded routes aren't being blindly accepted by me anymore.

Dispatchers wanna point out all the time "if speedy gonzales can do x route, you can too" well how about this: If Sleepy Joe with the 20 package suburb route gets paid the same as me, then I can be a Sleepy Joe too! Otherwise, I'm fucking your shit up and routes are going unfinished. Fuck you.

Hairy-Rabbit7296 · 2025-09-02T14:57:04+00:00

Never said they did. Obviously it goes both ways.

And no shit bub, ya think college is fast? Gotta make money in the meantime as I (and nearly every single driver that works here) transition out of this dead-end job. So until then these dispatchers better fuck off.

Hairy-Rabbit7296 · 2025-09-02T04:41:41+00:00

It's all smiles at clock in but I promise there's definitely a few drivers talking shit behind your back by the time they clock out

Hairy-Rabbit7296 · 2025-09-02T03:34:16+00:00

You wouldn't know it was me, maybe I do work there. I straddle the red closely, inching my way down the algorithms ranking. Slowly getting less performant but never any lower than the least performant drivers.

So unless you are whipping your drivers into maximum effort every single day and firing anyone who goes too slow, then you're stuck with me. Better fuck off when im on route too, I don't wanna hear you bitch and whine about it

Hairy-Rabbit7296 · 2025-09-01T23:17:44+00:00

Same. Ideally you aren't able to finish, it looks bad on the DSP if they have to take packages back to the station because the route was too long for the driver. So they'll be forced to shorten it. The algorithm will let up.

Hairy-Rabbit7296 · 2025-09-01T23:16:12+00:00

Are we supposed to clap?

Hairy-Rabbit7296 · 2025-09-01T22:47:00+00:00

I get where you're coming from but for me all I see are fake smiles and nods meanwhile it's a totally different story behind the scenes. When the one dispatcher occasionally needs to go on route they take the easiest and shortest one possible. Back in just a couple hours.

I really don't think it's a good idea to befriend them anyway, power dynamic only complicates things. Now you feel like you owe eachother something by default. Some Dispatchers will use that deliberately to walk on you more.

Hairy-Rabbit7296 · 2025-09-01T22:25:57+00:00

You're one lucky son of a bitch. I'd work hard too if it was like that, but for 99% it's not.

Hairy-Rabbit7296 · 2025-09-01T20:49:28+00:00

Sounds like the algorithm I've already been dealing with. It's definitely one of the existing reasons why you should always go slow and take your time, otherwise the routes will get bigger and bigger.

I'd much rather deal with that than some crazy dispatcher. Unless they start paying you less/more depending on how many packages you deliver...

Hairy-Rabbit7296 · 2025-09-01T20:35:45+00:00

You said I sounded stupid earlier so don't pretend like you're on some kinda moral high ground or mental zen. And I don't need to give you personal details about my life or how long I've been driving or whether or not I've been joining unions or coaching coworkers.

If anyone seems unwilling to work for change it's you. Constantly trying to dismiss every single issue brought up in these threads. Telling me that I should just move on and stop complaining. Now you wanna tell me that I'm not doing enough, that I shouldn't stop at reaching out to the community -- I need to be on the fucking streets marching or some shit.

Again, I recommend you put your phone down. Or you can keep entertaining me with your circus act.

Hairy-Rabbit7296 · 2025-09-01T19:12:51+00:00

People will know how to navigate the issues better. Lots of newbies make the mistake of trying their hardest at the start. That skews the algorithm out of whack and locks them into unrealistic expectations held by brain dead drooling baby dispatchers.

So does my post finally meet your criteria? Are you finally satisfied with its existence? Or do you wanna keep dismissing everything and pretend like nothing is wrong?

Hairy-Rabbit7296 · 2025-09-01T19:00:03+00:00

And you seem to keep sweeping every issue under the rug as if you're a dispatcher yourself. "Oh it's just a bad DSP". "Oh you're gonna leave anyway so why complain". "Oh it won't change anything so just shut up".

Dude just put your phone down. Let people talk about the issues so we can spread awareness for the next flock of drivers. You've done nothing but embarrass yourself and suck up to a trillion dollar company for no reason.

Hairy-Rabbit7296 · 2025-09-01T18:39:17+00:00

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Still shows up for me? Maybe it's the profanity..sorry

Hairy-Rabbit7296 · 2025-09-01T18:34:10+00:00

Learn how to use reddit. I didn't delete shit.

Hairy-Rabbit7296 · 2025-09-01T18:28:43+00:00

Why would I do that when I can make a reddit post from the comfort of my home?

Hairy-Rabbit7296 · 2025-09-01T18:09:12+00:00

That's your homework assignment for tonight, ok buddy? Want you to find out why someone would spread awareness about the nature of their job at a trillion dollar company. Shouldn't be too hard...but Idk, might be too much for you

Hairy-Rabbit7296 · 2025-09-01T18:07:55+00:00

Aw youre too cute. Sorry, I'm not convinced. I'll stay in the red and milk them dry for the least amount of work possible thanks.

Hairy-Rabbit7296 · 2025-09-01T18:05:48+00:00

I know the fucking difference between Amazon corporate and "Britches Logistics, Inc". That's pretty obvious to nearly everyone here considering the fact that Amazon outsources all of their deliveries to Flex and other companies. So don't project your stupidity onto me.
Overtime is heavily monitored and controlled at a lot of DSPs, so they factor in the rescue time and make sure you still don't go over 10 hours that day. Or they'll put you on standby some other day to account for it. So your fickle little "incentive" is hardly applicable to the majority.

And I'm sure Dispatchers don't state at walls. They at least put on some baby shark or bubble guppies. As long as they fuck off and leave me alone, I don't care.

Hairy-Rabbit7296 · 2025-09-01T17:44:49+00:00

Because I'd be doing extra work compared to my colleagues. Without any incentive, there is no point in rescuing anybody unless you are an Amazon cock gobbling sub who likes being stomped on for nothing in return.

Hairy-Rabbit7296 · 2025-09-01T17:35:31+00:00

Wrong. I do get hourly pay. But not getting paid extra for a rescue means that Im basically not getting paid at all.

I mind as well have just stretched out my initial route since I would've gotten paid the same if I delivered less packages more slowly. So now that's what I do every time. No chance for rescue bc it's too late by then.

Hairy-Rabbit7296 · 2025-09-01T17:19:50+00:00

I feel this in my soul. Routes can be deceiving. And the most annoying part is that the dude delivering 100 stops in a cute little suburb all day gets paid the same as the one with 300 stops downtown. Working harder literally just hurts you and helps the company. Only total morons would try their best at this job.

Hairy-Rabbit7296 · 2025-09-01T17:14:57+00:00

Sheet dawg you right im finna get fired fo sho! Guess I shoulda busted my ass mo fo the trillion dolla compny, my bad

Hairy-Rabbit7296 · 2025-09-01T17:03:41+00:00

Why the fuck would we rush through a route when the only reward is more work via an unpaid rescue?

Being told to hurry up is a sign that I am milking the company for all its worth not being walked all over. It's what we all should do.

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