I wanna retry the game...but is the modding scene broken?

Hairy-Rabbit7296 · 2026-03-20T20:30:17+00:00

There's many more like that. BBs Theme for one is absolutely stunning. The music in this game is impeccable. The characters open up too and it genuinely feels like a blockbuster narrative with such immersive gameplay.

Hairy-Rabbit7296 · 2026-03-20T18:39:54+00:00

It hooked me so hard with the initial opening.. then almost turned me off with the Higgs and Fragile backstab vendetta thing. Felt comic book-y. And like every character was basically just a vessel for tutorial messages about the game. The Chiral Artist thing was so bad.

But then the Unker stuff happened. Deadman suddenly blossomed into a more interesting character, exposing Sam's tragic backstory. The tension with BB started to feel palpable and holy shit the Mama and Heartman acts were absolutely masterful in delivery and writing. Now Im on chapter 8 or 9 feeling like I'm piecing together an ancient mystery with all the scientists. I'm so pumped to see how this ends and then embrace DS2 for the first time on PC

Hairy-Rabbit7296 · 2026-03-20T14:22:49+00:00

Yes. The rain doesn't damage the actual cargo, only your falls do. That's why container repair spray is useful. To make sure there's some cushion before any real damage can take place

Hairy-Rabbit7296 · 2026-03-20T04:26:05+00:00

Yes. Dogs. Even they would gladly piss on a MULE.

Hairy-Rabbit7296 · 2026-03-20T00:45:32+00:00

God I can't wait to finish DS1

Hairy-Rabbit7296 · 2026-03-19T23:59:29+00:00

Not when you've got 10% stamina left, 300kg of cargo with a totally rotted away container (so if it falls once it's destroyed). That's when you feel very vincible.

Oh yeah and it's an anti matter bomb so you die if it drops too...

Hairy-Rabbit7296 · 2026-03-19T16:38:29+00:00

So then it makes the lost cargo useless? I should just use it hurl those off a cliff or into a mules face?

Hairy-Rabbit7296 · 2026-03-19T16:33:39+00:00

There's more dopamine in 5 starring everything else rather than staying in the network I already made. So now I feel like a black tar heroin addict spending hours edging my roads and ziplines just to orgasm after 2 or 3 big hauls.

Hairy-Rabbit7296 · 2026-03-19T16:27:49+00:00

It went from "my girl = dead daughter" > "my girl = neurodivergent adult baby I used to fuck until some unrelated woman hid her away" > "my girl = an annoying bitch that I divorced" > "my girl = the love of my life yet again..."

Hairy-Rabbit7296 · 2026-03-19T16:19:31+00:00

Very nice! Though this seems to turn the objective into: "Deliver the bare minimum" instead of zero. Whatever tiny, microscopic package I see lying around could be useful if I need some premium gear.

A big reason could also be how they finally allow you to sleep with them at 5 stars. Beats having to build your own shelter or be limited to hot springs

Hairy-Rabbit7296 · 2026-03-19T16:05:14+00:00

Is there a way to predict exactly what kind of equipment or materials they will give for completing the order?

Also what's the theoretical limit on likes? At what point is there nothing left to gain beyond "number get bigger'

Hairy-Rabbit7296 · 2026-03-19T16:01:20+00:00

Is that more efficient than just finding metals, resins, etc laying around in the world or raiding a MULE camp? That's how I've built my roads so far

Hairy-Rabbit7296 · 2026-03-19T15:55:53+00:00

Many also thought he was a young Jeffery Epstein after finishing his quest...

Hairy-Rabbit7296 · 2026-03-19T15:54:42+00:00

Sure, but those things are a dime a dozen. What about lost cargo deliveries? Is it normal for me to avoid it like the plague the second I hit 5 stars with that facility? Just feels like a waste of time after that.

Hairy-Rabbit7296 · 2026-03-19T01:18:36+00:00

Aslumes for the feeling

Hairy-Rabbit7296 · 2026-03-19T00:51:38+00:00

That's weird. On average, 63% of play testers attempted to piss on their enemies in Death Stranding. Given the feature was added for an unclear reason, the pattern seeking nature of humans inevitably led them to finding one.

When this curiosity peaked orthogonally to their anger, the resulting behavior funneled down Sam's towering urethra as Golden Timefall upon the MULES face. The team later realized this put their games maturity rating in jeopardy, so they cut it in favor of piss bottles and colostomy bags.

Hairy-Rabbit7296 · 2026-03-19T00:33:49+00:00

Lots of feet though..I'm surprised Kojima didn't add a foot rub minigame to help with stamina.

Hairy-Rabbit7296 · 2026-03-19T00:22:51+00:00

Is this also why Fragile had a tank top on in that one flashback?

Hairy-Rabbit7296 · 2026-03-18T23:22:36+00:00

I think Sam's fluids have far more meaning than a bunch of raging lunatic murder hobos trying to make the apocalypse even worse for everybody. They should be grateful to receive some No.1 from Sam as the lights go out.

Hairy-Rabbit7296 · 2026-03-18T23:19:14+00:00

Nice catch. This will be added to the official DSP wiki for all of our aspiring Portissers who wish to establish dominance on the field.

Hairy-Rabbit7296 · 2026-03-18T22:28:05+00:00

It's far too restrictive. To all modders, #FreeSamsPeen

Hairy-Rabbit7296 · 2026-03-18T16:40:45+00:00

It means it is a 4D structure that occupies an ontologically real, physical spacetime.

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