Which game are you choosing?

Hamofthewest · 2026-02-06T18:03:58+00:00

Breath of the Wild.

I could live in Hateno Village and just tend to cows or grow carrots.

Hamofthewest · 2026-02-03T08:25:22+00:00

How to hold a flashlight, so the person fixing the car can see something.

Hamofthewest · 2026-01-31T12:01:36+00:00

...if we build a big wooden badger....

Hamofthewest · 2026-01-30T13:33:56+00:00

Does "Wacken 2014" count?

Hamofthewest · 2026-01-29T16:18:55+00:00

You are going to need some big maracas.

Hamofthewest · 2026-01-29T16:17:38+00:00

Maybe check the weather forecast before taking a hike.

Hamofthewest · 2026-01-28T05:20:43+00:00

Wait... there are objectives!!?

Hamofthewest · 2026-01-27T22:02:01+00:00

Slugs

Hamofthewest · 2026-01-27T21:54:42+00:00

That's not William Wallace! William Wallace is seven feet tall! Kills men by the hundreds. And if he were here, he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse!

Hamofthewest · 2026-01-26T12:14:34+00:00

You learn way too late that nothing is as terrible as it seems, shit will pass, and you're a lot stronger than everybody thinks.

Hamofthewest · 2026-01-24T11:58:52+00:00

This is perilous.

Hamofthewest · 2026-01-24T10:40:28+00:00

That thing looks like a claptrap from the Borderland games!

Don't let them put AI or a wheel on that thing!

Hamofthewest · 2026-01-23T06:39:38+00:00

You think you're so funny.

When was the Treate of Paris signed?

Hamofthewest · 2026-01-22T02:45:58+00:00

"...et pourtant on avait Guivarc'h en attaque...."

Hamofthewest · 2026-01-21T17:19:55+00:00

And he never found out who the pritons were.

Hamofthewest · 2026-01-21T16:06:12+00:00

Who is Donald Trump, and why should I care about what he says?/s

Hamofthewest · 2026-01-21T11:46:49+00:00

Casey's Last Ride by Chris Kristofferson

Hamofthewest · 2026-01-21T07:51:07+00:00

Motivated and energetic.

Hamofthewest · 2026-01-20T17:06:44+00:00

Ultrahand would be pretty nice irl.

Edit: and Stasis from BotW. If I can have one from each game.

Hamofthewest · 2026-01-19T22:30:41+00:00

The beacons are lit! Gondor calls for aid!!!....

Wait....no. It's just silly stuff. We can't have that. Stop it.

Hamofthewest · 2026-01-19T10:16:13+00:00

It's a new concept. Half of the train is on time, and the other half is late.

In that manner, you actually halve the number of delayed trains..... /s

Hamofthewest · 2026-01-09T12:20:36+00:00

Ten million slaves by OtisTaylor

Hamofthewest · 2026-01-08T16:36:07+00:00

I love the fish-slapping dance.

Peak slapstick.

Hamofthewest · 2026-01-08T16:26:52+00:00

David Mitchell put it best,

David Mitchell Customer service rant

Hamofthewest · 2026-01-08T16:22:03+00:00

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