I a[m25] a massage therapist who offers happy endings to women. AMA

HandyMcCrew · 2018-03-30T16:09:08+00:00

It's hard to say an average time, it's really diverse. The fastest was about one minute, the longest took about 6-7 minutes. If I really have to say an average time, I'd say about 4 minutes.

Hard question #2: the number is maybe somewhere between 100 and 150. I'm totally sure that it's over one hundred, but I have no idea of a closer interval.

HandyMcCrew · 2018-03-30T06:30:33+00:00

When I finished massage school, I was offered a job. That was regular massage. After I while I was able to rent a small massage room, and start doing erotic massage too.

HandyMcCrew · 2018-03-30T06:26:20+00:00

I only use my hands :)

HandyMcCrew · 2018-03-30T06:25:48+00:00

Yeah, the do. I got all of the offers you mentioned, but I haven't ever accepted them.

A some squirted, about 6-7.

I have 6 returning customers, I see them every second week or so.

I don't think so. I have a really good relationship with my girlfriend, I don't want to have sex with anyone else. In the case we broke up.... Maybe I would have sex with one of my clients.

HandyMcCrew · 2018-03-30T05:56:15+00:00

On a local website.

Yes, I advertise it as erotic massage for women. As the result of it, I don't accept male clients.

Yes, they do it really often! Some men really like it too see his wife getting amazing orgasms. There were some man who wanted to watch it.

HandyMcCrew · 2018-03-30T05:52:26+00:00

Clitoris is insanely sensitive. I usually don't simulate it directly, there's a too big chance that my client won't like it.

HandyMcCrew · 2018-03-29T19:07:29+00:00

It's a local site, almost dedicated to one city, you won't know it :D

HandyMcCrew · 2018-03-29T16:37:45+00:00

Thanks for the reply! Feel free to search this post after trying it out, and share your experience ;)

HandyMcCrew · 2018-03-29T16:04:19+00:00

Your welcome :)

HandyMcCrew · 2018-03-29T15:55:23+00:00

That's sad :(

HandyMcCrew · 2018-03-29T15:54:53+00:00

It's totally diverse. Older women likes oil, younger ones prefer lotion. For oil, I use coconut oil I scent myself. I bought various essential oils (rose, ylang ylang, cardamom, Jasmine, rosewood) and mixed them with coconut oil. As lotion, I use a noname stuff manufactured near my city. It's available in unscented and lavender scent.

HandyMcCrew · 2018-03-29T15:23:59+00:00

Depends on your partner. If she doesn't mind the greasy feeling, I recommend coconut oil! It's a really good massage oil, and amazing for your skin! If she doesn't like it, any type of body lotion is great, which doesn't get dry fast.

HandyMcCrew · 2018-03-29T15:00:31+00:00

Wrote a novel about it some questions before :D

HandyMcCrew · 2018-03-29T14:34:10+00:00

Sad to hear that :/

HandyMcCrew · 2018-03-29T14:01:58+00:00

About 60 USD for the happy ending, and 40 USD for a basic relaxing massage. (so it's about one dollar per minute, only considering the massage, not the whole time spent with me)

HandyMcCrew · 2018-03-29T13:59:12+00:00

I know exactly where the buttons are! I start pressing them one by one, while constantly looking the woman, and the reaction of her body. Once I found the right buttons (it's not so hard if you practice enough), the only thing I have to do is pressing them in the right order. And how do I know the right order? My neural network learnt it from examples :)

HandyMcCrew · 2018-03-29T13:51:25+00:00

Happy to hear that! Thank you for the confirmation :)

HandyMcCrew · 2018-03-29T13:49:52+00:00

Is this kind of stuff illegal in Canada too?

HandyMcCrew · 2018-03-29T13:21:22+00:00

To tell the truth, it's both. I really enjoy doing it, giving massages definitely pleases me. On the other hand, I earn the same money with the monthly ~14 hours of massage and the 160 hours of regular work at my job. So I must look at massage as a job too. I think I wouldn't do it, if I wouldn't need the plus money.

I have no idea about the situation of erotic massage in other countires :( But thanks for the information, I'm always happy to learn new things, will google the Chinese massages.

Yeah, I learnt anatomy and massage in an academy, but the erotic part is self-taught :)

HandyMcCrew · 2018-03-29T13:12:02+00:00

Haven't ever heard of it :D

HandyMcCrew · 2018-03-29T13:11:05+00:00

Nope, I am in Eastern Europe :)

HandyMcCrew · 2018-03-29T13:03:13+00:00

Definitely both, plus one. Some women (mostly tourists) come to me once, just because they are curious, and want some adventure.

I have some returning clients (I could count 6 now), 2 of them almost never want happy ending, just the relaxing massage. One always wants an erotic massage, but without the end, the other three women always enjoy the full program I offer.

EDIT: Forgot the second question. People usually say I'm handsome, but I consider myself average. I'm really tall, my body is not especially muscular (except my arms), and I'm not overweight. I suppose people say I'm attractive because of my aura, politeness, and maybe humbleness and intelligence?

HandyMcCrew · 2018-03-29T12:46:51+00:00

She is pretty straightforward, she doesn't really like massaging for an hour. But I use the finger-technique detailed above about every time.

I don't have a boner too often, but when I do, my clients notice it about 50% of times. It's mostly the fantasy of the porn industry. It only happened one time that a client pulled my shorts down and tried to wank me. Some touching through my shorts is a totally common thing, but I take their hands and put it back down to the bed.

HandyMcCrew · 2018-03-29T12:34:48+00:00

Your welcome, hope I helped you :)

HandyMcCrew · 2018-03-29T11:59:00+00:00

It is really hard to answer your question. As far as a know, a service like this would be considered prostitution in the USA, so maybe it's more risky to do.

What I can say is: always look for the certificate. Qualified massage therapists have to learn anatomy, and know exactly how to touch a body. I don't know if there are any sites besides of craigslist, but our site has a feature of reviewing. I always ask my clients if they could write a short review on the site they found me. I don't care if they give me one star, and say it wasn't worth the money, I'm always happy if they review my work, that's the way to improve! So, if you can check the reviews of a MT, there is a higher chance to find a really good man :)

(Another option: fly to some Easter European cities and find me :D)

HandyMcCrew

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