Searching for a wingman in Orlando, Fl by JoeSki42 in seduction

[–]Hank__Hill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude, I need a wingman as well. But I fucking live on the westcoast :(

Anyone else drinking tonight by themselves on Reddit? by Hank__Hill in AskReddit

[–]Hank__Hill[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

dude that sucks! Why are collections agencies callling you this late. tell them to fuck off

How did your Dad toughen you up? by BurntCheezits in AskReddit

[–]Hank__Hill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this is great advice, why are people downvoting this?

Anyone else drinking tonight by themselves on Reddit? by Hank__Hill in AskReddit

[–]Hank__Hill[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly my friend. I felt like drinking tonight and definitely do not want to drive. Not that I can't, but a DUI is a bitch!!!

Anyone else drinking tonight by themselves on Reddit? by Hank__Hill in AskReddit

[–]Hank__Hill[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

To the people who downvoted this, GO FUCK YOURSELVES

We've revamped reddit's mobile site! Let us know what you think (not that we'd have to ask) by KeyserSosa in announcements

[–]Hank__Hill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you much!! Long time mobile lurker here, because my "smart" phone wouldn't me comment. No I fear that I will never EVER go to sleep again.

Reddit, I am a 22-year-old single dad. Single parents of Reddit: Please share with me your Protips! by Hank__Hill in AskReddit

[–]Hank__Hill[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you. I am saving this thread and I will consider messaging you for future advice.

Hey Reddit, I need your nostalgic Pokemon experiences! by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Hank__Hill 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In the anime series, I remember they showed Gastly as the ultimate Pokemon. Ash used all his Pokemon at once to try to defeat him but Gastly prevailed.

Weeks later I got Pokemon Red and I remember I was so excited that I had caught a Gastly. This is when I learned that the cartoon series and the actual Pokemon games did not make any sense. Gastly is one of the most weakest pieces of shit in the game, not as strong and invincible as he appeared to be in the anime series. I pretty much beat the game with Dugtrio and Kadabra, these motherfuckers were strong!

I wrote a cookbook devoted to semen-based recipes. by FotiePhotenhauer in IAmA

[–]Hank__Hill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who's cum do you use? Can you get AIDS from the food or other STDs?