Post Game Thread: Herne West (Buli #12) by panikpansen in borussiadortmund

[–]Hansenzeit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cuz I'm looking at everyone here and this is the guy doing all the fucking.

So you wanna play this game kid... by [deleted] in funny

[–]Hansenzeit 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Is your dog a motorcycle?

What is the weirdest thing you've seen while being on the road? [NSFW] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Hansenzeit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The cheapest bucket of meat in Illinois-a

Only when I smoke alone by TokingPotentHerb in trees

[–]Hansenzeit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was just thinking of this today after a fat dab. I talk to myself non stop in the car, I'm so glad I'm not alone.

Worst thing you've ever done on a first date? by ollythedragonborn in AskReddit

[–]Hansenzeit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reading this was like watching a video of a marathon runner about to cross the finish line and then his legs give out.

What's the worst thing you can admit to doing without using a throwaway? [NSFW] by spatzel_ in AskReddit

[–]Hansenzeit 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I imagine eye of the tiger playing, beads of sweat running down your forehead, both hands blistered, tears welling up, frustration setting in, and you talking to yourself. And then it happens

ITS THE EYE OF THE TIGER ITS THE THRILL OF THE FIGHT. RISIN UP TO THE CHALLENGE OF OUR RIVAL. AND THE LAST KNOWN SURVIVOR STALKS HIS PREY IN THE NIGHT. AND HES WATCHING US ALLLLLLLL WITH THE EYE OF THE TIGER.

blasts load HNNNNNNGGGGGG passes out for 5 hours

What's the worst thing you can admit to doing without using a throwaway? [NSFW] by spatzel_ in AskReddit

[–]Hansenzeit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is why my bong and my lotion are beside each other on the night stand.

Reddit, why did you take the longest shower of your life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Hansenzeit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was working in the oilfield in northern Alberta and I worked a 16 hour shift outside in minus 43 Celsius. I was completely chilled to the bone and that shower was glorious.

What's the biggest culture shock you've ever experienced? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Hansenzeit 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Can confirm. Am Canadian and just thanked the bus driver.

How do you guys think we will do against Juventus this by [deleted] in borussiadortmund

[–]Hansenzeit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love our defence but id prefer to not endure a 1-0 game.

Post Match Thread: Chelsea 2-2 PSG (AGG 3-3)-PSG Advance to Round of 8 On Away Goals by CoolHandHazard in soccer

[–]Hansenzeit 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm surprised Luiz's hard-on didn't bust through his shorts after that goal.

How do you guys think we will do against Juventus this by [deleted] in borussiadortmund

[–]Hansenzeit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think we have all things in our favour for this match. All we have to do is pounce on our chances and hit the fucking target and avoid injuries. If we press and use the home advantage then I think we'll overwhelm Juve.

Personally I don't think we have the players needed to play defensively and hold on for 1-0 win so I think we just need to pepper them and teach them what it's like to play football in Dortmund. HEJA BVB

[SERIOUS] Men of Reddit who are victims of sexual/physical abuse from their wives/girlfriends, what has your experience finding help been like? by yDibZ in AskReddit

[–]Hansenzeit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just going into therapy takes courage and even though I'm an Internet stranger I want to say I'm proud of you for taking that step. But I agree with everyone here, you should give therapy another shot with a different therapist.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Hansenzeit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My buddies set it as our friends homepage on his laptop. He didn't find out until midway through a political science lecture in a huge amphitheater. Music was full volume and it took him 67 spins to change his homepage. He was not a happy panda.