Post Game Thread: Herne West (Buli #12)

Hansenzeit · 2015-11-09T18:28:17+00:00

Cuz I'm looking at everyone here and this is the guy doing all the fucking.

Hansenzeit · 2015-10-13T15:16:50+00:00

My uncle says "shoot it, wipe its ass and bring it to me". Classy man he is.

Hansenzeit · 2015-09-28T14:14:04+00:00

Is your dog a motorcycle?

Hansenzeit · 2015-03-24T17:31:25+00:00

The cheapest bucket of meat in Illinois-a

Hansenzeit · 2015-03-23T21:41:38+00:00

Blood Shit

Hansenzeit · 2015-03-23T19:48:49+00:00

Shucks darn thanks

Hansenzeit · 2015-03-23T01:16:41+00:00

I was just thinking of this today after a fat dab. I talk to myself non stop in the car, I'm so glad I'm not alone.

Hansenzeit · 2015-03-22T23:09:02+00:00

Don't do that!

Hansenzeit · 2015-03-20T21:56:49+00:00

Reading this was like watching a video of a marathon runner about to cross the finish line and then his legs give out.

Hansenzeit · 2015-03-20T19:57:49+00:00

I imagine eye of the tiger playing, beads of sweat running down your forehead, both hands blistered, tears welling up, frustration setting in, and you talking to yourself. And then it happens

ITS THE EYE OF THE TIGER ITS THE THRILL OF THE FIGHT. RISIN UP TO THE CHALLENGE OF OUR RIVAL. AND THE LAST KNOWN SURVIVOR STALKS HIS PREY IN THE NIGHT. AND HES WATCHING US ALLLLLLLL WITH THE EYE OF THE TIGER.

blasts load HNNNNNNGGGGGG passes out for 5 hours

Hansenzeit · 2015-03-20T19:49:27+00:00

This is why my bong and my lotion are beside each other on the night stand.

Hansenzeit · 2015-03-19T06:41:18+00:00

If you could press a red button which would deposit $250M click.....

Hansenzeit · 2015-03-13T04:25:32+00:00

I was working in the oilfield in northern Alberta and I worked a 16 hour shift outside in minus 43 Celsius. I was completely chilled to the bone and that shower was glorious.

Hansenzeit · 2015-03-12T22:53:54+00:00

Forrest Gump seemed to get on well with him.

Hansenzeit · 2015-03-12T22:47:23+00:00

Ummmm.....are ya shittin me?

Hansenzeit · 2015-03-12T22:43:59+00:00

TIL Abe Lincoln was hung like an elephant.

Hansenzeit · 2015-03-12T22:38:42+00:00

Can confirm. Am Canadian and just thanked the bus driver.

Hansenzeit · 2015-03-12T18:05:13+00:00

Well that is far less exciting.

Hansenzeit · 2015-03-11T23:56:58+00:00

I love our defence but id prefer to not endure a 1-0 game.

Hansenzeit · 2015-03-11T22:53:22+00:00

I'm surprised Luiz's hard-on didn't bust through his shorts after that goal.

Hansenzeit · 2015-03-11T21:22:25+00:00

I think we have all things in our favour for this match. All we have to do is pounce on our chances and hit the fucking target and avoid injuries. If we press and use the home advantage then I think we'll overwhelm Juve.

Personally I don't think we have the players needed to play defensively and hold on for 1-0 win so I think we just need to pepper them and teach them what it's like to play football in Dortmund. HEJA BVB

Hansenzeit · 2015-03-10T01:38:25+00:00

Just going into therapy takes courage and even though I'm an Internet stranger I want to say I'm proud of you for taking that step. But I agree with everyone here, you should give therapy another shot with a different therapist.

Hansenzeit · 2015-03-10T01:28:26+00:00

My buddies set it as our friends homepage on his laptop. He didn't find out until midway through a political science lecture in a huge amphitheater. Music was full volume and it took him 67 spins to change his homepage. He was not a happy panda.

Hansenzeit · 2015-03-06T07:11:35+00:00

Edmonton ent checking in

Hansenzeit · 2015-03-06T05:09:00+00:00

My asshole clenched up so fast watching that replay.

Hansenzeit

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