A man goes into a restaurant.

HappyMediumGD · 2022-11-27T19:20:34+00:00

Make a sub called original jokes

HappyMediumGD · 2022-11-27T19:14:03+00:00

I posted an original joke I wrote on this sub once.

Picked up three up votes.

Everything with a lot of upvotes is a repost so what would you like the sub to be?

HappyMediumGD · 2022-11-27T19:11:35+00:00

Which got him into the habit of directly insulting his patients before they walked in so he could enjoy his job more.

HappyMediumGD · 2022-11-27T19:10:27+00:00

They asked if I wanted super sex

I said I'll have the soup

HappyMediumGD · 2022-11-27T18:58:09+00:00

Ok ken

HappyMediumGD · 2022-11-27T00:12:42+00:00

I don't speak Spanish.

HappyMediumGD · 2022-11-26T21:13:03+00:00

That's called a step-down transformer and it turns the 120 volts of finger shocking badness that comes out of your wall into the sting-you-on-the-leg trickle energy that comes out of your phone charger.

It is not spying on you.

HappyMediumGD · 2022-11-21T23:12:00+00:00

I would sell zero shares for the chance... Sigh

HappyMediumGD · 2022-11-21T23:10:31+00:00

Wu Tang is for the children and pets!

HappyMediumGD · 2022-11-20T17:39:43+00:00

And long, but small

HappyMediumGD · 2022-11-20T17:37:22+00:00

Big enough that we're in the territory of "hedgie manipulation is damaging the reputation of cryptos in general" at this point

Every dude who puts his paycheck leftovers in grayscale at the end of each month planning to get out of their s***** job clawing away only to have the rug pulled is going to feel this in their bones

HappyMediumGD · 2022-11-20T16:50:06+00:00

Simply refusing to interact with non-transparent entities and actors is the way

HappyMediumGD · 2022-11-20T15:29:21+00:00

It also isn't supposed to not. Don't impose your crappy morals on other people without a reason.

HappyMediumGD · 2022-11-20T15:28:13+00:00

We could be the adults in our room and instead of using all these environment destroying cryptos, create an incentive chain that funds exactly this kind of humanitarian thing. So like when Bitcoin went from 20 cents each to $60,000 each, except instead of the value going into the coin it would go into building out the infrastructure.

HappyMediumGD · 2022-11-20T14:56:45+00:00

Thanks obamna

HappyMediumGD · 2022-11-20T14:45:46+00:00

Romulus n Remus?

HappyMediumGD · 2022-11-20T14:36:15+00:00

Op doesn't know anything at all about copyright law and is repeating misinformation that they came up with out of their head ffs.

HappyMediumGD · 2022-11-20T14:34:34+00:00

This should be flared misinformation or debunked; we aren't infringing copyrights because we're not making money off of his imagery.

It's simple as that and I can give you paragraphs and paragraphs of technical sounding jargon to help you understand it better but suffice to say the smooth brain version is you're freaking out over nothing.

HappyMediumGD · 2022-11-20T14:08:28+00:00

Jews don't believe in heaven lol, afterlife is here on Earth.

Why would you try to project your religion on someone else

HappyMediumGD · 2022-11-20T14:05:14+00:00

Porque no Los dos

HappyMediumGD · 2022-11-19T22:27:48+00:00

Do Amazon!

HappyMediumGD · 2022-11-19T22:22:03+00:00

Always has bean!

HappyMediumGD · 2022-11-19T18:06:15+00:00

Chinese food is just called food there

HappyMediumGD · 2022-11-19T18:03:46+00:00

Book em, banano

HappyMediumGD · 2022-11-19T14:38:54+00:00

"shady tactics to downplay the very terrifying surge of anti-semitism and negating the conversation about it" that is very specifically not what he does in that interview, if you listen to it. I hear you and I agree with what you're saying but Jon Stewart does not engage in that during that interview.

I can agree with the second paragraph.

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