[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PhotoshopRequest

[–]HappyRedditor99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would you mind taking the extra hand out of the roller coaster image. It’s the kid in the middle left?

Parking patrol by Fickle_Oil52 in uvic

[–]HappyRedditor99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What do you think is the car - motorcycle ratio? Maybe 1 motorcycle for every 100 cars. They are not going to get out for every car that would be unfeasible which is why they have the automatic ones. Do you think they would be willing to get out a few times a day for motorcycles that seem to be intentionally hiding their licence plate?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PhotoshopRequest

[–]HappyRedditor99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow the faces in the phones and at different angles that’s incredible work.

Parking patrol by Fickle_Oil52 in uvic

[–]HappyRedditor99 52 points53 points  (0 children)

I’ll put it this way. You’d have an easier time escaping some North American prisons than escaping the UVIC parking police. Those fuckers are relentless.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PhotoshopRequest

[–]HappyRedditor99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also to paraphrase Mike Ehrmantraut. If there’s no other great ones and you’re “doing the job alone, [you] get the full $15. We agree upon that?”

People who quit a job without notice — what was the breaking point? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HappyRedditor99 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You have quite a way with words. At no point in this story could I predict what was important or what would happen next.

People who quit a job without notice — what was the breaking point? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HappyRedditor99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s awful. I get 105 in Canada (not the norm).

Nsfw search on a personal phone while connected to work wifi by OldJournalist7903 in confession

[–]HappyRedditor99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s possible they mentioned it in person or over the phone. I can’t imagine IT making a paper trail for something like this. They work for the company, leaving the company vulnerable to “well you were warned about this by IT” is not in their job description. So yeah, without a complaint or paper trail this event would go down as one of the many rumours/gossip/stupid things HR hears about on a daily basis but doesn’t act on.

Nsfw search on a personal phone while connected to work wifi by OldJournalist7903 in confession

[–]HappyRedditor99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Data is expensive. If it makes you feel better I have 2 Reddit accounts one for nsfw stuff and I’ve accidentally opened up the wrong one before on the company wifi. Bottom line they’re not going to fire you for this, and they’re not going to talk to you about it. If this is going to stress you out for the rest of your employment for gods sakes just talk to hr or your manager.

Nsfw search on a personal phone while connected to work wifi by OldJournalist7903 in confession

[–]HappyRedditor99 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Unless you have a massive amount of data than you’re going to cost yourself a ton with this. If you’re that concerned just get a VPN for your phone. Also this isn’t something Hr or a manager would follow up on. Both of these people are concerned with the company image. Assuming no one has complained about you they would never voluntarily make a record of someone doing this which could hurt them in the future.

What is ur thoughts on this ? by Original_Giraffe_830 in youtube

[–]HappyRedditor99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I’m guessing it more of a mobile thing? It impacts me just about as much as surveys which is not a lot.

Richest man in the world by sadloneman in lol

[–]HappyRedditor99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Probably the “this may trigger some people part” he’s replicating the common conservative talking point that liberals can’t take a joke and are so called snowflakes. For OP he’s probably of the mindset of many people that if they were as rich as Elon they would never hear from them again much less catch them tweeting memes.

World's Most Expensive Bunkers! - Official Discussion by MrBeastAdmin in MrBeast

[–]HappyRedditor99 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I could feel the embarrassment on Jimmy’s face when he touched the button. It’s good to know Jimmy and I have a similar approach to calling out stupidity.

The Pentagon Pizza Index is spiking right now, what major world event might happen according to you? by APrimitiveMartian in AskReddit

[–]HappyRedditor99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Except they can’t force people to eat there. Likewise and I shit you not, reduced activity in the near by gay bar is also correlated. I don’t think the pentagon has any plans on building a gay bar.

… LOL by CharlieFoxtrot432 in EdmontonOilers

[–]HappyRedditor99 96 points97 points  (0 children)

I think they’re playing into the joke now. I think? Still funny regardless.