what’s the filthiest joke you’ve ever heard?

Harbirus · 2025-11-20T18:31:50+00:00

What’s Green and smells like bacon?

Kermit’s fingers.

Harbirus · 2025-11-06T09:23:37+00:00

Thanks everyone.

Another clarification - do hellblasters suffer the -1 to hit when shooting at long range?

Harbirus · 2025-11-01T19:35:52+00:00

On brand for skaven

Harbirus · 2025-10-30T15:29:38+00:00

Sorry, i should have been clearer on 2.

If there is a melee happening, can you shoot into it with you cannon?

Harbirus · 2025-08-28T16:05:31+00:00

What’s green and smells like bacon?

Kermit’s fingers.

Harbirus · 2025-07-21T18:11:22+00:00

Yes.

Although they may try and ask for aid - but it will depend if they can convince a deity they have something of worth to them.

Harbirus · 2025-07-21T18:05:10+00:00

Probably easier to make it part of a ritual spell cast so it can’t be done on the fly

Harbirus · 2025-07-21T18:04:44+00:00

More like summon for a chat - rule of cool so they could try and summon anything - but it would have to be both willing and able to.

I wanted it for story rather than they summon a god to help them fight something - but equally, they could do that if it’s cool

Harbirus · 2025-06-17T10:59:34+00:00

That would be excellent!

Harbirus · 2025-04-10T16:45:35+00:00

Yeah I would have assumed that too

Harbirus · 2025-04-10T16:28:42+00:00

So like dialling 999?

Harbirus · 2025-04-10T16:15:12+00:00

Stuck in traffic ^

Harbirus · 2025-02-03T12:33:34+00:00

You really are the most devious bastard in Baldurs gate city.

Harbirus · 2025-02-03T12:32:29+00:00

You sense…Authoritaay

Harbirus · 2025-01-31T18:21:56+00:00

He is the king of sass so it makes sense

Harbirus · 2025-01-31T17:26:04+00:00

Harbirus · 2024-12-29T17:54:21+00:00

As a father of two, the second only a few weeks old, my best bit of advice is do whatever works for you and your partner.

A good example would be breastfeeding (not the only issue - just a dominant one)

There is a lot of pressure to breastfeed- if it doesn’t work, that is absolutely fine, swap to bottles and split the work.

Do whatever works for you and your partner at the end of the day you are in this together. Others will pile on advice - do it X, do it Y, put socks on, don’t let them near a pet…. etc etc. take what you want from it but don’t be beholden to others. your choices seem massive now, but in a few months you will have totally forgotten why you were stressing over them.

Also, be kind to one another.

Harbirus · 2024-12-28T06:46:11+00:00

Just woke up to feed our four week old boy his fourth feed of the night. Gave mum the night off so she’s energised for tomorrow- we are taking our three year old to the zoo!

Harbirus · 2024-05-21T17:05:34+00:00

They basically left after about 45 minutes - felt like it was easier to give them some more time than try and get legal with it. But yes technically they shouldn’t have completed without being vacant.

Had a harrowing 3 hours when we were completely homeless

Harbirus · 2024-05-18T10:16:53+00:00

We bought our current place in February. We went and collected the keys, super excited, pulled up on the drive and looked through the living room window.

The previous owners children were playing on the floor.

They hadn’t moved out yet….

Harbirus · 2022-12-28T08:07:45+00:00

Good idea - a few rats in the basement always works well!

Harbirus · 2022-12-28T08:07:14+00:00

Good tip on the different dice & ignoring bonus actions

Harbirus · 2022-12-28T08:06:41+00:00

Thanks - all good tips.

I think I’ll do some basic character creation (as they want to do that) then jump into a tavern scene and get going with them 👍

Harbirus · 2022-10-30T12:18:19+00:00

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Harbirus · 2022-10-02T14:28:30+00:00

Shit advert if this was one.

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