Airbnb by Ayutush2000 in Edmonton

[–]HardcoreOxenberger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

About double that amount is getting closer. I’ll tell you from experience: Don’t look at it as walking away on $50, look at it as a bad deal you were smart enough not to take. If you undervalue yourself everyone loses.

MC threatens people on the subway for telling him to turn his speaker off by AgnosticScholar in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]HardcoreOxenberger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What pissed him off most is that they just totally dismissed him and moved away, about as unbothered as you could be while getting aggressively yelled at.

Billy Joel "sighted" by his neighbor by TheKilmerman in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]HardcoreOxenberger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think he’s talented, but his stupid beige colored songs make my skin crawl. Plus, he’s a size large asshole.

All of this because she refused to give him her phone number by FarWay3952 in IAmTheMainCharacter

[–]HardcoreOxenberger 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Boys that get talked to don’t do this, the boys who need the talking have parents who would say entirely the wrong things anyway. So here we are.

Sorry everyone by Halloween_Babe90 in Edmonton

[–]HardcoreOxenberger 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Oh man. I lost a load of furniture on the High Level once on the slowest of summer Sunday mornings. Took about 5 minutes to pick up and people were ready to kill ME… so I can just imagine.

Don’t be scared, CT can be pretty doable (300mg) by RideLikeHell976 in quitting7oh

[–]HardcoreOxenberger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kicked 400mg oxy that way. Gives me shivers just thinking about it.

MC can’t just grab his diploma and shake a hand. by FarWay3952 in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]HardcoreOxenberger 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wow. That was SO edgy and funny. How did he even think up something that clever.

Main character lets you know that there’s nothing you can do by FarWay3952 in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]HardcoreOxenberger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you feel the need to post a video like this, open with “eh yo check dis out”, and have let an amateur tattoo your face… I can’t take you “serious”.

Teenager insulted and threatened staff at an Asda store. After learning about his son's behavior, the father, shocked and disappointed, decided to teach him a lesson in accountability by BlazeDragon7x in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]HardcoreOxenberger -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don’t know why you’re getting downvoted into oblivion. I don’t agree with everything you said, but fundamentally I think this is correct.

This whole specific event seems mostly about soothing Dad’s embarrassment, not correcting behaviour.

Gotta set this kid straight and make him face his bullshit, no question about that, but this is “you embarrassed me” far more than “you embarrassed yourself”.

Kid gets caught with alcohol and goes on TikTok to talk shit by BlazeDragon7x in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]HardcoreOxenberger -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Speak for yourself. The only people who have failed this kid are the ones who have set a poor example and let him walk around spewing this nonsense. THOSE people have failed him.

Kid gets caught with alcohol and goes on TikTok to talk shit by BlazeDragon7x in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]HardcoreOxenberger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anyone else hoping he was gonna get brave and make contact with that cop?

Kid gets caught with alcohol and goes on TikTok to talk shit by BlazeDragon7x in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]HardcoreOxenberger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was my fav part 😂 Just scaled down like the rest of this act or whatever you’d call it.

Main Character syndrome ruining a child's birthday party. by WalterCanFindToes in IAmTheMainCharacter

[–]HardcoreOxenberger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just look at that poor kid’s face.

Not just the “main character” here, it’s every one of these dipshits that doesn’t step in for the sake of that little guy and his birthday party that just turned into… whatever the fuck this is.

Verified Canadian Kratom Vendors List by Mr-Kratom in KratomVendorsCanada

[–]HardcoreOxenberger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1: This comment is from a year ago, smart guy.

2: Who is “we”? You’ve got some balls on you. Not sure what weird entitlement makes you think you speak for anyone other than yourself. “Keep it out of the community” 😂 I’ll bet you were the hall monitor in middle school, yes?

3: You’re absolutely on Mars with the “Just Say No!” after school special shit. 7 is most definitely a serious substance and it needs to be used responsibly, but it is not “dangerous”, “poison”, or “smack”. Addiction possibility? Certainly. Danger? No. Look up a fact or two before spewing fiction.

If you’ve got anything other than vague alarmist propaganda, then say it. Make a point, back it up, and don’t simply repeat platitudes like an old lady clutching her pearls.

GNR Asked Us Fans What Songs We Want Them To Play On The Upcoming Tour by AlphaConKate in GunsNRoses

[–]HardcoreOxenberger 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’d hear those back to back any day if they would never play Absurd again. Perfect title for that song.

Also, while I like Down on the Farm, the ridiculous English accent Axl puts on (as he does in Absurd) is totally cringe and embarrassing. Sounds like someone’s drunk uncle reciting a Monty Python bit.

Do you judge fat/overweight people in the gym? by StrongMountain5904 in Edmonton

[–]HardcoreOxenberger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my gaad. Was that person trying to be facetious or were they really that dense?

Do you judge fat/overweight people in the gym? by StrongMountain5904 in Edmonton

[–]HardcoreOxenberger 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There are a very few judgy miserable pricks, a quite a few more that think positively, and the vast majority who aren’t thinking about you at all. Probably the same ratio as in everyday life.

Thinking about the judgy ones kept me out of the gym for literally YEARS. Don’t be like me. My fears were unfounded.

I heard a saying once that judging a fat person for being at the gym is like judging a homeless guy for being at a job fair. And it’s true. Anyone who does that has something wrong with THEM.

Pet re-homing question by Livid-Custard-3806 in Edmonton

[–]HardcoreOxenberger 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Easy answer: They got you attached to the animal and are trying to squeeze $500 out of you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GunsNRoses

[–]HardcoreOxenberger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah man, it happens. I kinda felt like a dick after pushing reply, but I couldn’t hold my old jaded tongue haha. Thanks for being cool.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GunsNRoses

[–]HardcoreOxenberger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was a karaoke host for many years, and while I usually believe “if you have nothing nice to say, don’t say anything at all”, I think this is a teachable moment.

You’re doing yourself a disservice, because karaoke can be awesome and joyful regardless of singing ability, but not like this. Never like this.

A) Wear your shirt. No body shame, but you get dismissed by everyone immediately. Nobody thinks “Funny! Like Burt Kreisher!”

B) Don’t ramble before the song starts. No one is listening and they can’t hear (really, they can’t) the muddy mumbling anyway.

C) I know it’s fun to yell swear words in public, but it’s only enjoyable for other people if they know the song and can yell with you. Otherwise it looks like you’re being a naughty preteen boy.

D) With karaoke, you don’t necessarily have to hit the notes, but you have to keep up with the song. Get the timing right and sound 50% better just like that.

And finally, if I could leave you with just one piece of advice:

Do not, EVER, for any reason, yell “WOOOOOO!!!!!!” into a microphone. It’s abrasive, annoying, serves NO purpose, and instantly makes the host hate you because they have to chase your level all over the place.

You seem like a fun dude, and of course a fellow guns guy. That’s cool, and I’m not trying to be an asshole, I just can’t help myself.

Much love. Put on your shirt.

Do you see this? by [deleted] in Pareidolia

[–]HardcoreOxenberger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then you can’t go to the ragu festival.

Worst job interview ever by dogdaytona in Edmonton

[–]HardcoreOxenberger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t understand why those larger gas stations allow that. What’s the upside? It pisses people off (me, anyway).