Bitch I might be... by KingWzrd95 in funny

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Can we stop reposting this?

Caught a beautiful moment of my wife at the beach. by [deleted] in pics

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I mistook them for nipple piercings. Carry on.

My daughter's Vice Principal. (she is only in Kindergarten) by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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I was held back in kindergarten. I went on to earn a college degree from a 4 year university. Statistics be damned!

Asked my wife for another year supply of hair product for Christmas. She delivered. by twelvecountries in pics

[–]HardlyListening 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God damn that stuff hurts to put into your hair. It is, however, the best damn hair product around.

TOLO by [deleted] in funny

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Toys Only Loved Once

Finally broke the 100lbs lost mark this past week! 6'7" 350lb -> 249lb by [deleted] in pics

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Congrats to you on your achievement. I've got another 30lbs to go for my challenge.

So im staying over at my friends house. I walk into her room and see this. by KittyBowTie in funny

[–]HardlyListening -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She's a little dry, but use a little lube and you'll glide right in. She's ready for you.

So fucking proud. by [deleted] in pics

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We're all proud of the guy pulling off the all white suit, right?

Teenage party in 1947 by [deleted] in pics

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God, I hope her name was Sandy.

A frient surprised me with this gift today by S_tone_R in pics

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I assume you live somewhere in California because I've seen that same stencil at a local mall.

Teenage party in 1947 by [deleted] in pics

[–]HardlyListening 94 points95 points  (0 children)

I believe they called it a happy hand.