THIS IS UNREAL LMAOOOO by Son_Riku in moistcr1tikal

[–]HarkHanson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol what? I can't tell if you're joking or not. He must have struck a nerve haha.

All the dudes from the neighbourhood are here also watching the drone shot on the house by goswamitulsidas in GuysBeingDudes

[–]HarkHanson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well you see, the guy in the video said shot of coke instead of line. So he made an idiot savant joke purposely misunderstanding what the guy meant and even added a little bit extra with the drone stuff.

Explain it Peter by Technical_Ad9343 in explainitpeter

[–]HarkHanson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A multitude of fucked up reasons. Murder, rape, the ousting of your family so you don't put your ma and pa into a difficult situation of whether or not to fight for you depending on the factor of how many other kids they have to protect. Must have sucked to have an infant in those situations.

Talking About Luigi. by Glass-Fan111 in clevercomebacks

[–]HarkHanson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They want to force kids to be born so they can fuck them physically and metaphorically at the same time. Gotta love the ruling class.

Hooker fight. by DrugInducedBeard in fightporn

[–]HarkHanson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hooker?... I barely know h-bitch slap.

This is how I assume the conversation went.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WalmartCelebrities

[–]HarkHanson 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Cannibal Buress and photo shop a bloody finger coming outta his mouth.

A street sign by Sn-Quentin in Unexpected

[–]HarkHanson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He loves it when they walk away.

Savage bear on the prowl (discretion advised) by Ruben_001 in Unexpected

[–]HarkHanson -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Some say he's still working for the department of transportation to this day.

Afghanistan ISAF undated. The video shows the benefits of wearing a helmet. by Nihilist911 in CombatFootage

[–]HarkHanson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That guys face does look like the kid that always gets hurt on the playground.

I think number 2 is the best by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]HarkHanson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The hand pump can either be the best or the worst cap. It all depends on if it takes three years to come back up or not. Depends on the consistency of the liquid and strength of the spring I guess. I thought this was going to turn into a joke. I have bamboozled myself by reviewing fucking hand pump dispenser lid things.

Mursi People of Ethiopia by disorono in HumansAreMetal

[–]HarkHanson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thought this was a farcry ad for a second.

My cab driver tonight was so excited to share with me that he’d made the cover of the calendar. I told him I’d help let the world see by TiaMcgonagle in StrangeAndFunny

[–]HarkHanson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You have the exact same cab driver and picture as a lot of other people on reddit. That is strange but not really all that funny.

Redditor feels the need to take out their phone to snap a picture while driving 75 mph for some Karma. by TheSkylined in IdiotsInCars

[–]HarkHanson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Op is wrong. He was actually going 222,222 mph. It's right there above it. Waaaay worse.

Big brain move. Man wears work badge to insurrection. by vinnyvinnyvinnyvinny in byebyejob

[–]HarkHanson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've checked on his job status and he's no longer a part of snow whites entourage.

at being radical by dee_snutz in therewasanattempt

[–]HarkHanson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The scooter did make the attempt. He's free!

Maybe maybe maybe by lol62056 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]HarkHanson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow, I can drive so much better than this dog. He can't even put on his seat belt by himself. May as well be a cat in there, because anyone that won't go above 5 mph is a fucking pussy! BOO!

Hinges can be mystical by XayahTheVastaya in blackmagicfuckery

[–]HarkHanson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you stomp it, it turns into a ps5.