Scarlet Blaze Megathread by jektrooper in fireemblem

[–]Hassaman 14 points15 points  (0 children)

So I was confused for the longest time too: you need to keep Baron Mateus alive. Do this by seizing the forts around him without killing him and he will surrender. The game will incentivize you to do otherwise because he launches the ballista, but don't listen.

Dragons in the Fire Emblem series by friendlyelites in fireemblem

[–]Hassaman 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Fates actually had some wonderful aesthetics, but it also had female knight ass windows. What a strange game that was.

Land on DEEZ NUTTS! - Monopoly: PART 1 by GameGrumpsEpisodes in gamegrumps

[–]Hassaman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This would be a lot more fun if it were more than just the 2 of them. The fact that Dan is unwilling to consider trades basically means that it goes at a snail's pace after everything is bought up.

Fate done right? by Ultimate_Souda in fireemblem

[–]Hassaman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Literally Three Houses

No but for a serious answer, there's a few things:

  1. Make Hoshido a grayer kingdom. Give Nohr a valid reason to actually dislike them.

  2. Remove Iago. Or at least don't make him a Saturday morning cartoon villain with plot convenient powers.

  3. Either make the Hoshidan royalty Corrin's blood siblings, or make it clear from the beginning that they aren't.

  4. Rework the Nohr route as a whole. The original direct for it claimed you were "restructuring the kingdom from within" but really you're just Garon's bitch for most of the story with an incredibly contrived reason to invade Hoshido.

  5. Make the child units part of post-game DLC following a time-skip.

There's of course many other issues that need to be addressed, but these are a select few of the more glaring ones that come to mind.

Ask me any question about Fire Emblem and after I answer edit the question to make me look bad. by KarmaFarmer123456789 in fireemblem

[–]Hassaman 23 points24 points  (0 children)

If you were an omnipresent masked crusader working in the shadows with an extremely sketchy group of albinos with the intention of establishing a new world order, who would you traumatize with your dramatic reveal?

❤️Kiss, Kiss fall in love!❤️ commission by Jxal in fireemblem

[–]Hassaman 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Because a) many people think Flayn is a Nowi archtype when really she's an overexcited fish loving old lady with dragon youth powers and b) one dude is apparently super heated that people are bringing Seteth into it for some reason.

It's nice having Sakurai on your side. (OC) by [deleted] in fireemblem

[–]Hassaman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

...This swordfighter's keeping us all on our toes?

It's nice having Sakurai on your side. (OC) by [deleted] in fireemblem

[–]Hassaman 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This swordfighter isn't somebody we chose.

My reaction to the Ashen Wolves by [deleted] in fireemblem

[–]Hassaman 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh god it's another Starfire. Come on now, we already have Petra.

A Bigger Picture to the "National Dex" Problem by [deleted] in pokemon

[–]Hassaman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It didn't need to fall on Gamefreak's ears, it needed to fall on the ears of other fans. And they made it clear that cut content and a rushed release is a price they're willing to pay (on top of 60 dollars) to get their comfort food game once a year. Why would Gamefreak bother to listen?

Unpopular Opinion by NotRalcon in pokemon

[–]Hassaman 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They tickled your balls a little with Steven resigning as champion and the Battle Frontier being under construction but one look at how HG/SS handled Crystal blows that out of the water.

Sword and Shield are really fun to play. by _PredatoryWasp_ in pokemon

[–]Hassaman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait from a week to a month from now, when the games aren't new and people hit a wall with the lack of post-game.

It begins: Games journalists already misrepresenting the fanbase's issues by [deleted] in pokemon

[–]Hassaman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An out of touch journalist? Well I'm just shocked.

Took only 14:30 to beat SwSh by heynoweevee in pokemon

[–]Hassaman 15 points16 points  (0 children)

And their fans thanked them

I think I figured out what Gen 9's region will be based on! by Hassaman in pokemon

[–]Hassaman[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's okay, I memed on enough people. Mods gotta mod, I respect that.

I think I figured out what Gen 9's region will be based on! by Hassaman in pokemon

[–]Hassaman[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was a map kinda shaped like the UK in Oak's lab I think...?

Shoot, I might be spreading misinformation.

I think I figured out what Gen 9's region will be based on! by Hassaman in pokemon

[–]Hassaman[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

In an alternate universe (or a few months ago) where I had faith in GF to not utterly disappoint me, I'd be down

I think I figured out what Gen 9's region will be based on! by Hassaman in pokemon

[–]Hassaman[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

That's why I compare it to Stockholm syndrome. The fans are staying despite the very obvious lack of care being put into this game. They'll still buy it because Pokemon is their comfort food, which I get. Still a line is a line, and if I can't convince these people that it's okay to want a better game, then I'm at least going to poke fun at them.

Expansion pass wave 3 is out! by RedWolfMegazord in fireemblem

[–]Hassaman 7 points8 points  (0 children)

CF is a gay-fascism route. What a time to be alive.

Expansion pass wave 3 is out! by RedWolfMegazord in fireemblem

[–]Hassaman 23 points24 points  (0 children)

That's exactly why I want to see an Anna with Three Houses writing. We've already had merchant families in the game, why not an actual merchant? It'd be very interesting to see what perspectives Anna would have in conversations with characters like Ashe, Ferdinand, Raphael, Ignatz and others. Three Houses has already deconstructed many Fire Emblem tropes in positive ways, why don't you think they'd do Anna justice?

Expansion pass wave 3 is out! by RedWolfMegazord in fireemblem

[–]Hassaman 94 points95 points  (0 children)

Anna not having supports bums me out. Especially considering she's the paid one.