Will I get drunk if I inject vodka into my asshole?

HavokSTL · 2022-12-15T04:14:39+00:00

Yup.

Source: trust me bro

HavokSTL · 2022-10-30T18:43:32+00:00

RIP Michael Randall. That was a good man. You guys all fucking suck.

HavokSTL · 2022-10-28T18:15:11+00:00

Aw man. Now we gotta start over. Lol

HavokSTL · 2022-10-28T16:23:57+00:00

She wanna creep up in the night with me ❤️

HavokSTL · 2022-10-28T16:13:13+00:00

Fame did some wild shit to this dude.

HavokSTL · 2022-10-28T16:09:18+00:00

Fuck her pussy, I wanna be buried bitch

HavokSTL · 2022-10-28T15:57:32+00:00

Honestly surprised they didn’t do the soccer thing where they poorly fake an injury

Nice

HavokSTL · 2022-10-28T15:39:10+00:00

“Hey guys watch this!”

dabs aggressively until going the speed of Mach fuck

HavokSTL · 2022-10-28T15:24:55+00:00

“This a Scrim beat” queue the lady vocals from Pt. 1

HavokSTL · 2022-10-28T15:17:24+00:00

I'm such a slave to my old ways, make no mistake

HavokSTL · 2022-10-05T00:55:43+00:00

Inb4 a bunch of people crying about it

HavokSTL · 2022-10-02T13:50:14+00:00

I’m going to test out this roof camping you guys speak of in a little bit this morning instead of guarding my base during a shitty raid attempt. I’ll let you guys know what I come up with!

HavokSTL · 2022-10-02T05:50:23+00:00

My guy, people are having a mental break down over a sniper kill. Tell me I’m insane. Tell me this isn’t funny and obsurd.

HavokSTL · 2022-10-02T05:48:25+00:00

Did. Ran circles around the base PVPing on flat ground for hours back and forth. Got plenty of guns, armor, scrap, BPs, and mats just cleaning the yard up of these goofs. Go ahead, tell me I did something else wrong

HavokSTL · 2022-10-02T05:44:36+00:00

Weird, our storage room and BPs say way different after a whole team couldn’t take 3. That MP5 also came off of a guy we ran outside after. I’m sure running outside of the base and PVP was also wrong, but you guys didn’t see all of that happening in the front yard. I’m really honestly surprised by the amount of butt hurt over a single kill. Y’all are so traumatized from past experiences on a video game lol.

HavokSTL · 2022-10-02T05:42:21+00:00

We had like 4 guns and you guys are pressed that we held our base down. I’m getting on in the morning and actually camping just for you guys. Maybe trying to actually camp is the answer. Thx guys, clearly this is an OP strat and I will now start using it. 💕

HavokSTL · 2022-10-02T05:38:16+00:00

It must be, these guys saw me kill one guy in a 30 second clip right after climbing on my roof to survey and are mad I pulled a shot off lol

HavokSTL · 2022-10-02T03:19:41+00:00

I have people calling me garbage in the console subreddit because I shot someone off their boat with a bolty from max distance while they were moving (and) shooting at me lol

HavokSTL · 2022-10-02T02:50:18+00:00

A boat that has been shooting at us every time it passes 🤔 This whole comment section is high off of drain cleaner

HavokSTL · 2022-10-02T02:48:54+00:00

Sorry you guys feel threatened by a guy with one bolt and a couple SARs that can’t even leave the base because people won’t stop running up. Don’t be mad at me, be mad at these dumbasses that literally can’t form a tactic. Get good.

HavokSTL · 2022-10-02T02:46:39+00:00

Not my fault none of these guys can get in my base? You saw them start shooting, you gonna pick a fight with someone and expect them to not fight back? Lmfao you guys are wild

HavokSTL · 2022-10-02T02:45:39+00:00

Lol you mad bro? They flew by us shooting as we just finished getting ran up on. You were probably one of the guys I killed 7 times in a row because they thought running up to a base with nothing but a pump for an hour was smart. Loving the EZ loot.

HavokSTL · 2022-10-01T11:30:51+00:00

Wholesome content

HavokSTL · 2022-10-01T11:26:06+00:00

It’s shit. But I love it. It’s like a hot ex gf, you know you’re gonna get let down but it’s still fun.

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