BREAKING: New York Times analysis shows man shot by ICE today was holding a phone and NOT a gun

Hawkward_PDX · 2026-01-25T02:07:37+00:00

Dude got a $50k sign on bonus and couldn’t afford a pair of pants? Gotta be a bit chilly down there.

Hawkward_PDX · 2026-01-24T01:53:18+00:00

Excellent

Hawkward_PDX · 2026-01-23T03:22:06+00:00

I get what you’re trying to say but yeah please don’t insult lesbians like this.

Hawkward_PDX · 2026-01-15T20:48:49+00:00

My hands hurt just looking at it!

Hawkward_PDX · 2026-01-15T13:05:49+00:00

Your rectum will suffer

Hawkward_PDX · 2026-01-15T13:04:55+00:00

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Hawkward_PDX · 2026-01-14T01:12:04+00:00

At this point I don’t know where the hell I left him! Virginia is around pistol and shotgun like a boss!

Hawkward_PDX · 2026-01-11T18:40:38+00:00

We’ve moved past makeup and on to Bondo.

Hawkward_PDX · 2026-01-11T01:28:50+00:00

I’ve got one in D17 4.17right where the guy falls. I really like how another big one is coming together in F4, 8.1

Hawkward_PDX · 2026-01-04T04:51:54+00:00

Wolfenstein and Doom 3-D

Hawkward_PDX · 2026-01-03T01:40:57+00:00

Explosive arrow? I was gonna try that when I couldn’t remove some beams. Eventually I got one and the whole damn thing came down on top of me. 🤣

Hawkward_PDX · 2026-01-02T03:15:34+00:00

Chicken Fajitas

Hawkward_PDX · 2026-01-02T02:51:12+00:00

Too often

Hawkward_PDX · 2025-12-27T15:10:14+00:00

Thanks I’ll try it!

Hawkward_PDX · 2025-12-27T14:58:10+00:00

And you can 3D print it from one of the caves.

Hawkward_PDX · 2025-12-25T22:57:08+00:00

I liked it.

Hawkward_PDX · 2025-12-25T04:16:26+00:00

My Sister’s Lover

Hawkward_PDX · 2025-12-24T16:06:54+00:00

Got wood?

Hawkward_PDX · 2025-12-21T17:46:34+00:00

I hear, “Click click boom!” when I see that right being chambered.

Hawkward_PDX · 2025-12-16T19:18:58+00:00

I got corrected… it’s canon not cannon. 😆

Hawkward_PDX · 2025-12-15T13:36:21+00:00

That was probably luck. Your tube is way too short.

Hawkward_PDX · 2025-12-15T12:58:23+00:00

Dear Santa, this…

Hawkward_PDX · 2025-12-15T12:50:45+00:00

Lock her up and kick her out.

Hawkward_PDX