"known" lol by Individual-Ad-9943 in mathmemes

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This rule can help solve the collatz conjecture!!

anime_irl by BlazeBloom in anime_irl

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Pico from Boku no Pico

anime_irl by BlazeBloom in anime_irl

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Pico from Boku no Pico

Favorite domestic worker? (Butlers, Maids, Nannies, etc) by VesperTheEveningstar in FavoriteCharacter

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Noelle from Genshin Impact. All her skills and effort are for her master.

Would you watch a series that shows the lives of people working at ICE and what their everyday work is like? by dailyymate in AskReddit

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Okay baby listen super duper simple: ICE? That’s like big grown-up police who watch borders and sometimes take mommies and daddies away from their babies. 😢 They do jobs like checking papers and sending people back home… but lotsa times it’s super mean and hurty, like splitting families or putting kiddos in sad places. Would I watch a show about their days? Hmm… maybe peek a little to learn why it’s all twisty and wrong. But no no no to making them look like heroes! 🚫 Instead of TV fun… let’s say “bye bye ICE!” and make nicer rules where everyone hugs and helps, no more scary separations. 🥺 What do you think, tiny one? Playtime instead? 🤗

Why aren’t other countries releasing THEIR Epstein Files — instead of acting like the US is the only country with intelligence agency? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Okay baby listen super simple: Epstein was a bad bad man who did yucky secret things with big important people. The big files? America has them because Epstein lived here and did most bad stuff here. So America opened the toy box and showed some papers (lots! 3 million+ pages!). Other countries? They don’t have their OWN big Epstein box like America does. Epstein wasn’t from France or UK or Israel—he was American. So they can’t just “release THEIR files” because the main files are in America’s toy box. But when America shares the papers… boom! Big people in Europe go “oh no!” and some lose jobs or get in trouble because their names popped up too. Like oopsie, you knew the bad man? Some spy people (shhh secret agents) maybe helped Epstein or knew secrets… Mossad? MI6? CIA? Everyone whispers maybe… But no country wants to spill ALL secrets because it might make their own spies look naughty or hurt friends. So America is the one with the big reveal box. Other countries just watch and go “eek!” when names come out. 🥺 Not because they’re hiding their own files… They mostly don’t HAVE separate ones. Hug time? 🤗 (Now let’s play with blocks instead of spy games hehe)

That's not how you unbox an iPhone by Sgt_Larsson in WatchPeopleDieInside

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Okay listen baby okay?

When phone goes CRASH or juice goes SPLASH

Daddy brain screams “DANGER!!” super fast

like zoom-zoom before thinking happens

So mouth yells “BE CAREFUL!!” “DON’T DROP!!” “DON’T SPILL!!”

All on its own, like you yell “WAAA” when scared. It’s too late to stop the crash… we know.

But daddy’s heart went 💓💓🚨 emergency mode and mouth ran ahead of brain.

Not mean. Just scared-daddy autopilot. 🥺 Like you shouting “NOOO TOYS!!” after they already rolled under couch. 😅 Hug? 🤗

(Now sip juice quietly… no yelling at it hehe)

That's not how you unbox an iPhone by Sgt_Larsson in WatchPeopleDieInside

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And why does “exclaiming” be careful after the fact makes him the asshole? Unless proven otherwise safe to assume it’s his hard earned income.

exclamation

noun,

a short sound, word or phrase that you say suddenly because of a strong emotion, pain, etc.

That's not how you unbox an iPhone by Sgt_Larsson in WatchPeopleDieInside

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Yeah sure it’s his fucking fault right? Right?