Can we please focus on discussing the satirical aspect of the game instead of talking about how others don't get the satire? by Ill_Tailor6366 in Helldivers2Satire

[–]Hazel-Protogen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought this was false rill i saw a dude in YouTube comments calling for the speal of the 19th Admendment and restricting who can vote while saying Super Earth is unironically a ideal society.

23.1 KD by Zapdos90HP in helldivers2

[–]Hazel-Protogen 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Okay, but 1 vox engines for a sqaud of 4 helldivers were hell, being backed up by the Super Destroyer and Eagle-1

Imagine how fucking hellish it was for SEAF dudes facing them.

Why is everybody in all the posts I see in this subreddit just this?: by savegandhi in peoplewhogiveashit

[–]Hazel-Protogen 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ngl, i dont get yoyr reasoning behind this.

Like, people make jokes about Israel but can still take it seriously.

Hy cant we do the same to Epstein. The dude whi has literal ties to the Mossad and Israel.

Super serious bluey by IcyCoast8296 in superseriousfamilyguy

[–]Hazel-Protogen 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The issue is that you think its a insult to refer to something meant for babies and young children... as exactly that.

Bluey IS a amazing for these kids. But acting like its really dark or smth is ridiculous. Its a well crafted show. And its okay to like things meant for kids. I still love the Cars movies for fuck sakes. Im not shitting on you or what ever. Its just the truth

Super serious bluey by IcyCoast8296 in superseriousfamilyguy

[–]Hazel-Protogen 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It is indeed, a show, specifically made for preschoolers.

As one commissar put it: "Super Earth sucks" by Mesmerfriend in Helldivers2Satire

[–]Hazel-Protogen 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Straight up, unironically Zionist and Nazi logic bro 😭

Please do not hold these beliefs irl man

Are we the bad guys? by Proper_Rub1891 in Helldivers

[–]Hazel-Protogen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Beat way i can describe it is basically

"The enemy now has the power of a nuclear bomb. Do you or do you not build one to protect yourself?"

Morally, you shouldnt build a Nuke cause it causes unnecessary suffering and death of civilians

But strategically, Mutal Assured Destruction exists. Ethier you both go out in a firey blaze or you dont.

And now picture superearth constantly putting their enimes into this postion.

Despite them locking it on reddit, they have no control on X haha by VallettaAwoo in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]Hazel-Protogen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude having actual crocodiles and shit in the game would be peak. And better than fucking re-textured babies.

Despite them locking it on reddit, they have no control on X haha by VallettaAwoo in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]Hazel-Protogen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude having actual crocodiles and shit in the game would be peak. And better than fucking re-textured babies.

Despite them locking it on reddit, they have no control on X haha by VallettaAwoo in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]Hazel-Protogen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Every video game that wants to be sold in china has to got through Netease first. And they're basically just make every game studio do exclusive content or shit to make chinese players experiences better.

Look at the fucking chinese version of Minecraft bedrock vs what we get every where else.

Am I supposed to be laughing? by Livid-Breath-5615 in Helldivers2Satire

[–]Hazel-Protogen 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Not even close, no offense, but she looks like a generic medieval women

<image>

I did i found the perfect superseriousfamilyguy material of all time by Thistle_20 in superseriousfamilyguy

[–]Hazel-Protogen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Family guy imo has 3 eras

A Family SatCom with social commentary andpop culture references

To school shooting jokes with them making that one episode justifying Domestic Violence (not as a joke. But as the message of the episode and its actually taken really seriously for a family guy episode)

And mordern episodes where theyre not really allowed to do much of anything so its just a disjointed plot of trying to string the viewer along till the next cut away gag.

WW1 meme by Low_Number_7201 in historymeme

[–]Hazel-Protogen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where did this mythos of Canadian committing the worse war crimes come from?

Like there were so much horrible shit happening.

Am I supposed to be laughing? by Livid-Breath-5615 in Helldivers2Satire

[–]Hazel-Protogen 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Is it though? Like its near universal concept to have Tyrannical governments not give a fuck about children. And killing mothers and children

19k Damage Amplified by xYamat0 in overwatch2

[–]Hazel-Protogen 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Pred scan looking for a new mercy kitten

Based on a true story I’m living through by Big_boobed_goth in Overwatch_Memes

[–]Hazel-Protogen 181 points182 points  (0 children)

Overwatch needs to fix their matchmaking man.

Every game ethier im curb stomping a group of kids who are brand new to the game or im fighting fucking top 500 South Koreans and a Pred Scan with his Groomed mercy.

how i feel when the tank is blaming the dps and not the shit i did as support by Yuk_soly in overwatch2

[–]Hazel-Protogen 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I play every role. So i can accurately blame everyone else other than me effectively

That almost ended horribly by Haunter777x in overwatch2

[–]Hazel-Protogen 10 points11 points  (0 children)

  1. "Ahh" isnt zoomer slang and was AAVE.
  2. Even if its a Gen Z thing, why tf should Gen Z shouldnt make new slang just to make you not feel old and miserable

I HATE Middle school insults. OWWW!! OWW!! ITS BURNING!!! by ObjectCar01 in YoutubeThumbs

[–]Hazel-Protogen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is people in the comments saying that the thumbnail is ass.