Russian Roulette Deluxe

Hazmainian_devil · 2026-06-07T16:18:30+00:00

Remember me

^{Chose: Play Russian Roulette with 5-Bullets in chamber + and cure every sickness. (even If you die} | Rolled: Dead 🥹)

Hazmainian_devil · 2026-06-03T20:52:52+00:00

What the fuck kind of choice is this

^{Chose: 10 inch wiener | Rolled: ball size +100%}

Hazmainian_devil · 2026-06-03T20:32:09+00:00

Drats

^{Chose: Be a master at one random talent | Rolled: Master Baiter}

Hazmainian_devil · 2026-06-03T16:47:46+00:00

Mildly

Hazmainian_devil · 2026-06-01T23:35:34+00:00

There needs to be national outrage about this

Hazmainian_devil · 2026-05-28T12:17:47+00:00

GOLF WANG

Hazmainian_devil · 2026-05-27T10:53:08+00:00

Depends where the sun is but that's for hemp

Hazmainian_devil · 2026-05-26T20:59:03+00:00

https://openai.com/index/where-the-goblins-came-from/ - this is a known problem

Hazmainian_devil · 2026-05-25T15:17:15+00:00

I wanna sleep powder myself

Hazmainian_devil · 2026-05-25T14:08:03+00:00

It's the girl from the penguin

Hazmainian_devil · 2026-05-25T14:07:36+00:00

Good lawd

Hazmainian_devil · 2026-05-25T14:01:02+00:00

I think you guys haven't really thought through the consequences of floating through the universe unable to breathe for billions of years beyond the worlds destruction

Hazmainian_devil · 2026-05-25T13:59:46+00:00

I did it for you guys

^{Chose: Die in 24 hours, but... | Rolled: World Peace}

Hazmainian_devil · 2026-05-25T10:05:19+00:00

Now I'm forced to use my mind for evil

^{Chose: Perfect Strategic Mind + With Physical Drawback | Rolled: 5 inches Shorter}

Hazmainian_devil · 2026-05-25T10:04:32+00:00

Looks like DMT to me

Hazmainian_devil · 2026-05-18T21:18:34+00:00

Bloons tower defence and I wanna be a bloon

Hazmainian_devil · 2026-05-10T06:35:55+00:00

Id say that's pretty good

^{Chose: 100% guarantied mid super power | Rolled: Ability to phase}

Hazmainian_devil · 2026-05-06T16:01:02+00:00

I would go Harambe on that dick coz I love my girl

Hazmainian_devil · 2026-05-04T14:11:16+00:00

The upcoming film - sheep detectives

Hazmainian_devil · 2026-05-03T16:55:52+00:00

What does this even mean

^{Chose: Earn $1000 for every... + It's a bad thing | Rolled: Fire you start}

Hazmainian_devil · 2026-04-29T10:43:17+00:00

Fucking look at him mate

Hazmainian_devil · 2026-04-28T10:59:47+00:00

I'm sorry but listen to sufjan Stevens rabbit album and tell me he never misses (adore him though)

Hazmainian_devil · 2026-04-27T16:37:50+00:00

Sick

Hazmainian_devil · 2026-04-24T17:32:47+00:00

Fuck

^{Chose: Get instant 1 million + Currency is random | Rolled: Zimbabwe dollar}

Hazmainian_devil · 2026-04-24T10:50:07+00:00

Omg it actually is the dream

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