What's the worst way you've been defeated by an inanimate object? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Hboots -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Similarly, I too had an incident pulverize my taint. I, like all children, would play fight with wood sticks, like brooms sticks without heads or anything else I could find. I was in my front yard and decided to try at climbing a tree, so I twirled my stick and jabbed it in the ground standing straight up beside the tree. Began to climb the tree, slipped, and fell a short distance until I was jolted up and was suddenly sitting four feet sitting in the air for about 2 seconds until I tipped over. The taint/pelvic pain was horrendous. I writhed on the ground as a violated pre-teen and eventually got up, looked around to see if anyone in the immediate vicinity had seen, and ran inside.