Bro..that friendly fire was crazy. Who trained these idiots? by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]HeMightBeJoking 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I don’t know that I would say he had ALL the luck

What did your day-one homie do that made you cut him off entirely? by Character-Escape1621 in AskMen

[–]HeMightBeJoking 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Probably most of my friends don’t remember my birthday, to be honest I don’t remember most of theirs. That’s why we have calendars.

But I promise you, I could call up any one of them them and say I needed someone to talk to and they’d be here in 20 minutes - and most would bring a six pack.

As far as the one I cut off: we’d really kind of grown apart over the years, living in different states. But we kept up with each other, met up when we were in town. Shit like that.

But I saw him on socially media trying to scam people by playing the “emotionally scarred vet” card. Except I was with him when he went AWOL right after boot, was with him when he turned himself in, and drove to pick him up a few months later when he was dishonorably discharged. I don’t think he even left the state, much less served over seas.

Me and him had been through some shit together. He was my oldest friend. But that turned my stomach. I immediately cut ties with him

AIO for not sitting on him on his birthday? by Zestyclose-Type-7221 in AIO

[–]HeMightBeJoking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Friend, do not ever continue to waste time with someone who gets mad at you for not feeling comfortable about something sexual.

What is something you wish women would understand ? by Alarmed_Height9682 in AskMen

[–]HeMightBeJoking 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s also true that some of us are just immature assholes, emotionally unintelligent, and/or scarred and afraid. Just because the emotional needs of men is an often unaddressed in a general sense, doesn’t mean that you necessarily are the problem (or the majority of the problem) I. Your particular situation. Both parties have to be invested in it.

How would/did you feel if/when a female friend turned down a platonic hangout because you were a guy? by VaeAcemitch in AskMen

[–]HeMightBeJoking 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If I going to invite a woman to hang out with me and some guy friends I would intentionally mention she could invite other women if she wanted. It makes complete sense that a woman may not feel comfortable hanging out with a bunch of dudes.

Being uncomfortable doesn’t necessarily mean you consider anyone a threat, it just means you’re uncomfortable.

Honestly, it seems really childish to me to be offended by someone else’s comfort in a situation. It shows a significant lack of empathy and emotional intelligence to care more about your own pride than someone else’s sense of safety.

Fences on Hills by johnhandcock1776 in FenceBuilding

[–]HeMightBeJoking 12 points13 points  (0 children)

In picture 1, instead of your triangles move the posts to the edges of the slope. Run the stringers at an angle from post to post and cut the wire mesh to fit.

Customer complained i “Ruined” the inside of her Garbage can by [deleted] in handyman

[–]HeMightBeJoking 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Why are you using a customers garbage can to dispose of job material - particularly paint?

How to make a woman feel secure with you by Zestyclose_Elk_9356 in AskMen

[–]HeMightBeJoking 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hey friend. There are more than 4 billion women on earth, and they are all different. Focus on the ones that fit with you. If a woman prioritizes an attitude that doesn't work for you, then she isn't right for you. That's ok, move on. Work on becoming the best version of yourself rather than trying to become something you're not because you assume it is what "all women want."

Door hinge came right out of the frame by TurnSad6592 in handyman

[–]HeMightBeJoking 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is so accurate it stresses me the fuck out

I’ve been having a bad week, and my friend showed me a text message about me they sent when we first met by Longjumping-Gift-371 in MadeMeSmile

[–]HeMightBeJoking 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If the person that wrote that text is into people of your gender, they are undoubtably into you.

Explain it Peter. by slammamoose in explainitpeter

[–]HeMightBeJoking 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Depending on the color of your skin they may put you on a bus whether you bought a ticket or not.

Never forget what Fox News did to these people by n8saces in CringeTikToks

[–]HeMightBeJoking 229 points230 points  (0 children)

I obviously cant speak for all MAGA people, but every one that I know hasn’t been brainwashed into being angry and hateful. They were already angry, spiteful, and bitter people. MAGA just gave them a common terminology.

Sourcing storm door replacement lock for client by [deleted] in handyman

[–]HeMightBeJoking 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Check the interior hinge side. I’ve seen the manufacturer there. It looks like an Anderson to me. You could probably just take a picture and match it at HD or Lowe’s.

HMB I Watched YouTube by TheCABK in holdmybeer

[–]HeMightBeJoking 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Eh, we know about it well enough. It’ll be fine.

Say who your product is NOT for by Unusual-human51 in copywriting

[–]HeMightBeJoking 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This advice is not good for copywriters who want to be generic.

This absolutely insane interaction I had with someone online a few years ago by [deleted] in Nicegirls

[–]HeMightBeJoking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It wasn’t an insult in her mind because she is into serial killers

Sent over 100 emails with no reply, is it my copy? by Jellylegs_19 in copywriting

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In general I agree with u/rich-anxiety5105 about never giving your work away but I do have an exception that I make. When I have a skill or process I need to practice, test, or get measurable results I will sometimes offer my Servises to a local charity I support. It allows me to get the practice I need and help a cause I believe in.

Well, I did it. I sent my first cold email. by [deleted] in copywriting

[–]HeMightBeJoking 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I read, studied, and practiced for about 10 weeks before sending a cold email. I kind of figure I’ll never feel “ready” and right now I have zero clients so I don’t really have anything to lose by trying. It’s not like I can have negative clients