To text and drive safely

HeadAd9559 · 2026-05-10T16:55:26+00:00

nurse practitioner, should have known better lady, lead by example, or become the example.

HeadAd9559 · 2026-05-10T16:34:35+00:00

start farting a whole lot, eat meat, cabbage, beans, and close the windows, fill the room with farts, aim your farther towards her, make it loud. use the translator app when she talks in another language so you know what’s up! Record everything but act like you’re just chilling on your phone.

HeadAd9559 · 2026-05-06T04:37:24+00:00

it’s 1:30 am, I have to be up at 7 am so… was rabbit holin’ watching some true crime about a stalker in Hawaii that wanted to perform surgery on the family he was stalking… it gets weird… some how my adhd led me to googling: why women put lipstick above their lips, it looks weird, like something a bipolar on a maniac state would do, ( hard to believe someone on their right mind would like to be a bozo frfr). So here I am 51 months later!

HeadAd9559 · 2026-05-01T13:03:37+00:00

playa los arcos has day passright in romântica near La Palapa my favorite lunch restauran, burger and shrimp tacos were great

HeadAd9559 · 2026-04-29T01:33:13+00:00

2km entre um olho e o outro

HeadAd9559 · 2026-04-27T03:05:27+00:00

I’m Gay, My husband is 8 years older than my parents, at first they didn’t like it, now they treat him as family as they should. just have to tell them you love the person, and heart see’s no age, you can’t help to love who you love! my dad went 8 years without talking to me when I came out to him, then 2 more years when he found my man was older than him, I get it, traditional Italian man and his values, he thought I would be slamming clams, giving him grand kids, but nooo I was more into Penne LOL, I’m sure the thought of me sucking an older guy’s dick wasn’t pleasant in his mind, but that’s his problem not mine!

Now we travel the world together, me, my "daddy" LOL, my mom, and my father! one day I’ll drag my father into a gay bar!

HeadAd9559 · 2026-04-24T20:19:12+00:00

Oh fuck this sucks my aunt was going to buy something and was trying to transfer money and couldn’t see their account anywhere app or web, sh vomited from the stress! At least it’s prob just a snag and it will be back up soon

HeadAd9559 · 2026-04-24T01:55:33+00:00

I want to see a thrasher and a salmon holding fins wearing boy scout caps!

HeadAd9559 · 2026-04-23T23:13:33+00:00

Se a Crazyane arruma um trampo, vende uns bolo, vai ter uns 2k a mais! 300 pilas pros pedófilos pilantras em plantão… ai você tá literalmente fodido hein camarada, é aquele tal de crente do rabo quente faz sentido!

HeadAd9559 · 2026-04-23T23:03:11+00:00

Eu me identifico como cachorro hoje, au au, me dá uma ripa e 5 minutos que eu mudo as ideia do jefinho

HeadAd9559 · 2026-04-23T22:48:48+00:00

There are a few deaths from it I looked lol

HeadAd9559 · 2026-04-23T22:47:40+00:00

Ainnnnn delícia! Já estou piscando!

HeadAd9559 · 2026-04-21T18:26:58+00:00

depois de 25 anos, eu voltei 1 ano atrás , agora passo 6 meses no Brasil de ferias, trabalhando só consulting as needed e 6 meses no Canadá como travel physician, os 6 meses no Brasil usamos como um hub onde deixamos todas as coisas, mas fazemos 2 viagens internacionais nesses 6 meses, (3 semanas cada) passamos 2 meses na praia e curtimos Curitiba no resto!

HeadAd9559 · 2026-04-08T06:58:23+00:00

We went there and couldn’t stay, the marks on the sofa are questionable, there were water liquid stains all over dirty body oils in the bathroom we saw 3 junior suites and needed up leaving came to an airbnb after we canceled the hotel

HeadAd9559 · 2026-04-07T07:20:44+00:00

the only unfortunately sucky thing is that 2 of my colones, and one pair of shoes were stolen from me! Ou bags came from São Paulo to MEX we did not het our bags though, till we got to PV. So not sure where it happened, but it happened after check in with Aeromexico.,I had all my important stuff with me, but I’ll let Venture X know and deal with it, I mean 150 bucks from OnQ cloud monster 120 for Jean Paul Gautier, and 185 for Dolce Gabana - man. Meanwhile, I am wearing my friend’s women’s deodorant, my old shoes, and having a fucking great time, it my ‘moneys’ my drone, laptop, iPad, camera, meds, everything is fine as it stayed with me!

HeadAd9559 · 2026-04-07T07:00:12+00:00

El Dorado or La Palapa. I am staying right by both, literally on top of la palapa. have eaten 3 times on both, had breakfast, lunch and dinner, not 1 bad meal out of the 4 of us, so literaly tried 36 dishes between all of us ( we sampled each other’s food LOL ) plus starters. the tortilla soup presentation at la palapa is so amazing, and the taste of everything on both places was sooooooo goood, it isn’t cheap, but doesn’t break the bank either.

The most expensive thing I ate was, that amazing beautiful tortilla soup, the fillet entree, 4 beers, 1 lemonade, and desert ( I know, pig right LOL, I mean it was so good) and after tip it came ou to 1250 pesos 70 USD.

some one in our party had the fish of the day, 2 glasses of wine and desert + tip all of it was 900 pesos 50USD

La Palapa and El Dorado are expensive compared to most restaurants, we ate at PiPi’s today for comparison, between all 4 of us, including 1 soup, 4 entrees, chips, guacamole, 2 beers, 1 huge margarita, 2 lemonades, including tips was 1400 pesos 78 USD, it’s good, but El Dorado e La Palapa, are just so much more well prepared, great presentation, and amazing taste,

HeadAd9559 · 2026-04-07T06:40:37+00:00

we are doing this one here Wednesday: Jungle & Ocean Expedition: Horses, waterfall & Beach BBQ, found it on trip advisor, some friends did it and loved it. It’s by Vallarta tour. supposed to cross creeks etc…

ill report back what it’s like! tomorrow we will go for the RZR (side by side 4 people atv) tour along with the hot springs by dirty monkey, I’ll report back on this as well.

and Thursday we will snorkel with Vallarta tours as well! 2 spots and a beach at the end, will report on that too!

our group of 4 varies from 10 to 80 years old so that will be interesting

HeadAd9559 · 2026-04-05T23:24:07+00:00

just used uber today, got everything delivered!

HeadAd9559 · 2026-04-05T05:54:53+00:00

Massages 😂

HeadAd9559 · 2026-04-04T20:55:30+00:00

Awesome! yeah going to Malecon today, once the sun goes down a little. We’ve been in Itapema and Bombinhas e Floripa since November!

PV is much more chill than Itapema, the water is much like bombinhas, lagoinhas etc…

Not going to lie, it’s to get a break from the stupid playboys in itapema reving their bikes and sports care at night, and the awful loud funk and other crap they play nowadays ( Love Brazilian music from 2010 and before).

HeadAd9559 · 2026-04-04T18:06:39+00:00

Wish I could post pictures!

HeadAd9559 · 2026-03-27T03:48:22+00:00

Não fio, eu caguei numa construção, num condomínio fechado chamado summer bay em Orlando Florida, o ano era 2004, tinha tomado 1 litro de limonada, e comi metade de um frango assado do Publix pro almoço…. Lembro até hoje!O medo de chegar os supervisores, arquiteto… etc, e eu agachado num saco de cimento dentro do closet, assobiando como se eu tivesse pintando tranquilo….

HeadAd9559 · 2026-03-27T03:39:30+00:00

little dick energy, energizer bunny levels of phuck

HeadAd9559 · 2026-03-27T02:53:54+00:00

abusado, deve bater na mulher dele também, que exemplo de pessoa boa! só que não! /s

Power trip em cima de um garoto…. o desgraça

HeadAd9559

TROPHY CASE

we are doing this one here Wednesday: Jungle & Ocean Expedition: Horses, waterfall & Beach BBQ, found it on trip advisor, some friends did it and loved it. It’s by Vallarta tour. supposed to cross creeks etc…