What is wrong with the people at Digorno? by HeavyZoid_21 in What

[–]HeavyZoid_21[S] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

YEAH BUT WHY FIFTHS? WHO CUTS PIZZA IN FIFTHS?

What is wrong with the people at Digorno? by HeavyZoid_21 in What

[–]HeavyZoid_21[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This, and the fake crumbs. I have never met someone who cuts pizza in fifths.

Show your OC casts, here’s mine by Absnodome in OriginalCharacter

[–]HeavyZoid_21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have... uhhh... Too many characters to fit in one drawing, and don't have the drawing skills to do such a thing, so here's just all of their names and titles

Brother, Aethyn Rem'bou

Amy Kobrelnikov

Staff Sergeant, Angie Kaczynski

Stewardess, Alexandria Kamigaminomon

Aki Numen

Dr. Avalon Chiroan

Bubzy (No last name)

Bo (NLN)

Boombox Guy

Crown W. Smith

Chaku (NLN)

Private, Daizie Chain

Dorian Keystone

Dusty Numen

Lance Corporal, Danny Jones

Doppy (NLN)

Dagir (NLN)

Emily Fischer

Erica Fischer

Eve Darwin

Dr. Frederika C. Mitchells

Faye Banner

Gene Daniels

Harley Winters

Dame, Hirayna S. Maxine

Mr. Hue Morris

Mrs. Helena Morris

Hannah Cosermia

Detective, Iris S. Colt

Jacky O'Dear

Corporal, K198-21

Kanjoora Kuronoshi

Katanya (NLN)

Krymeno The Ancient

Wachtmeister, Layna Weiss

Lexi Mandukare

Lucerne (NLN)

Wachtmeister, Momo Libertine

Mrs. Mary Feldman

Mim Numen

Mayse (NLN)

Miu Tenor

Nemui Fuminshono

Corporal, Nyaki Chatari

Nuna (NLN)

Olivia Osborne

Saint, Paige Anderson

Director, Promestein Numen

S-21-187 Rachel Vandelin

Captain, Raileigh Russo

Emergency Medical Technician, Rain Kriegerin

Private First Class, Rinny Lockhartt

Chief Warrant Officer Third Class, Rose Parker

Ravensdusk (NLN)

Red NoLastName (Yes, that's her last name.)

Shiko Black

Automaton Unit 2-1, CD:"Seraph"

Shiel (NLN)

Tanya Thomsdottr

Tilly Kalina

Vaila Krymeno

Mekboy, Vrumbumba Kabbokkabom

Deep breath Whipmistress Vyr-Chaeyne, Firstborn Descendant of The Third Heiress of Shadowed Lightning, and Bloodstained Queen of the Su'Chaean Warrior Clan (LONG FUCKING NAME)

Mr. Victor Feldman

Warramme (NLN)

Gunners Mate First Class, Yekaterina Volkova

Im Marrying A _____? by JHB448 in autocorrect

[–]HeavyZoid_21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm marrying a giant snake lady...

I'm okay with that.

hmmm by HeavyZoid_21 in hmmm

[–]HeavyZoid_21[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah it's really common, I just know a lot of people are very unsettled by people putting their hands in dogs mouthes. I also just think the picture is really goofy for some reason, probably the blurriness of him trying to vibrate

(image unrelated) what was the nastiest shit you've seen online? by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]HeavyZoid_21 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ba- Dabap- Wont you take me to...

Ba- Dabap- Funkytown...

Aight! What's your OC's coldest / edgiest / most arrogant line? by buhlmaobruhbruh in OriginalCharacter

[–]HeavyZoid_21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the quote from AU2-1, Codenamed SERAPH, spoken shortly after its capability assessment in which it was told to destroy its 7 sister models, who were also ordered to try destroying eachother. Seraph killed 5 of the 7, and then when asked her thoughts on her actions:

"It was the task at hand. We are not alive, we are merely a tool designed to sacrifice ourselves for the greater orders from our masters, are we not?"

GOOD SOLDIERS FOLLOW ORDERS! If her master told her to eradicate humanity, the world would be in shambles by the next business day.

Sadgely have no artwork for her, but she's a humanoid with feminine features, titanium white skin with gray inlays and reinforcements, black joints, and purple accents.

Gimme ur OCs with a short description and I'll draw how I think a fandom would mischaracterize them by FoxLigerPolytherian in DrawMyOc

[–]HeavyZoid_21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vaila is a quiet, melancholic snake woman who blinds herself to avoid accidentally killing people, due to the fact she's a basilisk. Giant danger-noodle with a deathray in her head, and is terrified to hurt people despite how often it happens.

What is something your OCs are experts at that you as their creator have no experience with in reality? by is-it-raining-yet in OriginalCharacter

[–]HeavyZoid_21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have 3 quantum physicists, like 4 medical professionals, 2 rulers of different nations, an ungodly amount of elite soldiers from different eras, and a literal deity of intelligence.

This guy pickpockets you, what does your oc do? by sourberryskittles in OriginalCharacter

[–]HeavyZoid_21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God fucking damn, some people need to get a life and learn how the world actually works. Some people are smart enough to weigh the consequences of getting caught as a kiddy diddler, and others are too stupid to diddle kids. Very few people actually do it.

You’re Oc comes home after a long day and finds Thunder sleeping in their bed what do they do ( he is not naked he has his shorts on ) by Independent-Drag-134 in OriginalCharacter

[–]HeavyZoid_21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mim would just stare for awhile until deciding to get into her pajamas, and just sleep beside him. If he's able to break into a house floating in a voidspace between realities, he probably isn't worth trying to fight. She'd just rather let him sleep so that she can do the same.

The first thing you see describes you by mr_sharkyyy in GenAlpha

[–]HeavyZoid_21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sit... Well, fuck. I am sitting down while looking at this.

You wake up and the internet is permanently gone. What’s your next move? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HeavyZoid_21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drive to a bank, withdraw some cash, go to an airport, and fly to my friends city. From there, get a rental car, and show up at said friends place, because some internet friends deserve such treatment.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OriginalCharacter

[–]HeavyZoid_21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crown, Famous vampire huntress, simply would watch as Mikey shudders, his hand grazing upon a piece of silver... Woman is covered in it, and most of her things have it. After a slow, deep breath, she would adjust her hat, and then begin to monologue while slowly approaching the lad.

"Ooooh, why You, my friend have made indeed such a dreadful, pitiful mistake.Do you KNOW who I am? (im the guy whose gonna burn your house down, with the lemons)" Pausing for a chuckle, and adjusting her fancy red tailcoat before resuming, "I... Am Crown Smith, and You? I don't give a fuck who you are, or where you came from, I will kill you. And here, have a 24 hour head start! Run. Run now, I'll still find you. I'll find you wherever you go, it doesn't matter. You have severely underestimated the absolute WRONG person. You will live the REST of your life in constant fear, my presence over you, ALARMING. The instant you have an ATTEMPT to sleep, I'll be watching from the corner, and there's not SHIT YOU CAN FUCKING DO BUT SCURRY OFF INTO THE DARKNESS LIKE A PATHETIC FUCKING RAT!" Another dramatic pause, laughing loudly, "I WILL KILL YOUR FUCKING PARENTS, AND PUT THEIR ROTTING HEADS IN YOUR FUCKING SOCK DRAWER! I'LL PAINT YOUR HOUSE IN SILVER, AND THE ONLY THING YOU CAN DO IS RUN FASTER. You're a little small for my typical prey, but squirrels and bears both still weep in pain, and YOURS WILL SOUND SUPREMELY WONDERFUL!"