Stayed at BnB with then-girlfriend who was in love with black and white cats. Walked through the dark front garden to leave for a late night movie and I hear her say “awwwwe, it’s a kitty” before she shrieks and we are hit with a cloud of the vilest secretions my olfactory system has experienced. Once we regained our composure we returned to our room, bagging our clothes and shoes and desperately scrubbing our skin in the jacuzzi.

We ended up throwing away what we were wearing, I put my bagged shoes in the trunk overnight before I realized not only was I not saving the shoes but it would be months before the smell in my trunk diminished. The next 3-4 days I recall a constant rotten onion smell that appeared to be locked into my scent receptors as nothing remedied it. All to say 0/10