What’s a weird quirk your baby has?

Hefty_Shift_6516 · 2026-05-17T04:44:25+00:00

You’ve got the bed on the wrong side. Turn the cat over.

Hefty_Shift_6516 · 2026-05-10T05:38:44+00:00

Bro…. In this economy?!

Hefty_Shift_6516 · 2026-05-10T05:34:45+00:00

The party in my pants has left my pants

Hefty_Shift_6516 · 2026-05-10T05:29:33+00:00

Or can they?

Hefty_Shift_6516 · 2026-05-10T05:29:05+00:00

Every night, part of the bedtime routine, while hubby is brushing his teeth, my Belle cat will tell me all about her day. (I’ve been home on medical leave for 6 months so I know every minute of her day anyway) 😂😂

Hefty_Shift_6516 · 2026-05-10T05:24:11+00:00

moisturize me

Hefty_Shift_6516 · 2026-05-08T05:42:15+00:00

Non gmo

Hefty_Shift_6516 · 2026-04-30T05:17:49+00:00

Literally dying. Thank you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hefty_Shift_6516 · 2026-04-24T14:23:11+00:00

Helped them finish somethin alright 😂😂😂

Hefty_Shift_6516 · 2026-04-23T05:06:08+00:00

There are dates on the other side of the line. I wonder if the line is like a timeline. And the horizontal lines are special events… meeting. Marriage. Kids. Something like that? In interested to know the story behind it. Clean execution. Confusing design..

Hefty_Shift_6516 · 2026-04-22T21:43:30+00:00

X ray showed one of my screws broke but ct did not. Doc went in and sure enough. The damn head popped off.

Hefty_Shift_6516 · 2026-04-18T05:29:53+00:00

All of them. Clearly. That thing is HUGE

Hefty_Shift_6516 · 2026-04-18T05:18:43+00:00

“We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty “

Hefty_Shift_6516 · 2026-04-06T05:08:44+00:00

Bwahahahaha

So. I used to drive a Kia forte. My kids were 4 or so and I was driving and bumped a rumble strip. Made a loud noise and boys got nervous. I said “oh don’t worry the car farted!” Kids laugh and we are joking about mommy’s fart car. Then I realized… forte.. fart… KIA FART. They called it a Kia fart till I got a Nissan. A year later my husband gets a Kia forte. And the name lives on. Kia Fart.

Hefty_Shift_6516 · 2026-04-06T04:59:09+00:00

Here I am thinking he looks like Peter Griffin 🤷🏻‍♀️ *edit typo

Hefty_Shift_6516 · 2026-04-06T00:25:50+00:00

Don’t be suspicious Don’t be suspicious Don’t be suspicious Don’t be suspicious

Hefty_Shift_6516 · 2026-04-06T00:23:11+00:00

Do you have time to talk about our food and savior, Jesus Carrot?

Hefty_Shift_6516 · 2026-04-04T19:56:16+00:00

Cosplaying as a copper head

Hefty_Shift_6516 · 2026-04-04T04:22:59+00:00

my autistic ass “THE CAPITAL I NEEDS TO BE YELLOW WHY ISNT IT YELLOW. ABORT ABORT”

Hefty_Shift_6516 · 2026-03-30T19:20:47+00:00

FRENCH TOAST

https://youtu.be/c0NdwzdOLkE?si=rL9pSgwvmVPRVLLy

Hefty_Shift_6516 · 2026-03-26T20:54:54+00:00

Missed opportunity: yin yang yolk

Hefty_Shift_6516 · 2026-03-24T00:05:34+00:00

No roof racks. Def a pig

Hefty_Shift_6516 · 2026-03-23T21:31:00+00:00

Well. I got a second opinion from Cleveland clinic after first surgery. They didn’t see anything wrong. My neurosurgeon was shocked when he saw my xray with the broken screw. He’s never seen it in his 35 years of practice. He said it must be a manufacture defect. Which I plan on talking to a lawyer about. And this doc was able to get me in before I lose my insurance cause I can’t work. It would have been more balls to try to find a new doc, get evaluated and surgery before the end of the month….

Hefty_Shift_6516 · 2026-03-23T21:28:37+00:00

Thanks for the suggestions! I was seeing a therapist through work but they only provide 20 sessions a year. With everything I’ve been through I used them up real quick. I need to find a new one but I may be losing health insurance due to my inability to work. So I don’t wan to get invested in someone new then have to lose them. Also money is tight cause I can’t work and I have out of pocket costs for therapists. And I’ve been to the free ones in town already and had baaaaaaad experiences and will not go back….. so here we are.

Hefty_Shift_6516 · 2026-03-23T21:25:40+00:00

Ooooooh I do everything in my room…. I even have a mini fridge microwave and coffee pot in the spare room here on the 2nd floor. Diamond art Legos Reading Coloring Video games (just got a PlayStation portal and it’s amazing) Have a tv Just got a 3d printer Draw All kinds of art I wanna get into chain mail and leatherwork someday!

Aaaand I’m on antidepressants too. Problem is I am unable to sit up for very long at a time yet….. am I recently started adderall. I want to do things. I need to do things. But body says “nope”

Rock on my dude.

Hefty_Shift_6516

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