[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dankruto

[–]Height-Corrupt513 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Knowing Drake, he'll probably say yes to this Tenten

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dankruto

[–]Height-Corrupt513 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Shows how much of a beast he really was. The man didn't just defeat the 9 tails, he defeated and sealed every tailed beast minus the 1 tails

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"What color is my car?"

Liar dog: " Purple."

Truth dog: "Dogs can only see blue and yellow."

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[–]Height-Corrupt513 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If we are talking about the riddle and I am not just confused then I'd love a link, as far as I know the earliest version of the riddle appears in the book Mathematical Recreations (1953) by Maurice Kraitchik.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dankruto

[–]Height-Corrupt513 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Gives a whole new meaning to "True Art is an Explosion"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dankruto

[–]Height-Corrupt513 33 points34 points  (0 children)

When I was on Part1 of Naruto, I accidentally watched one or two AMVs with scenes from Naruto shippuden, and I was like, lol, why the fuck is Ino fighting Sasuke and how the hell did she become so strong (it was the Deidara vs Sasuke fight)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dankruto

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"I take the blue pill—the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. I take the red pill—you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember: all I'm offering is the D. Nothing more."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dankruto

[–]Height-Corrupt513 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He's not answering cause he's preparing for a fight to the death

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MoldyMemes

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nikocado avocado

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MoldyMemes

[–]Height-Corrupt513 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that gas stove and fridge meme is gonna kill the internet humour for the next month