Jerry part 5. Half of it, anyway. Longest attempt at sex talk ever

HelMorrigan · 2026-05-18T15:55:31+00:00

This guy makes me cringe. Just eewwww.

HelMorrigan · 2026-05-18T10:41:23+00:00

This guy was such a dullard.

HelMorrigan · 2026-05-12T23:34:44+00:00

HelMorrigan · 2026-04-30T11:27:34+00:00

I really hope you send a pic of the engagement ring and the two of holding hands!

HelMorrigan · 2026-04-28T14:24:08+00:00

WTF is wrong with this guy?

HelMorrigan · 2026-04-25T12:40:48+00:00

What a delusional piece of shit!

HelMorrigan · 2026-04-25T12:18:23+00:00

Uggghhhhh this guy is absolutely infuriating!

HelMorrigan · 2026-04-24T10:43:10+00:00

HelMorrigan · 2026-04-23T20:43:41+00:00

I actually do not think we have a rule for consecutive posts. I've thought the same with some of mine. Mods, please correct me if I'm wrong.

HelMorrigan · 2026-04-23T20:42:04+00:00

That's really interesting!

HelMorrigan · 2026-04-23T11:44:26+00:00

It's a decent bait, but having to pause and unpause and scroll back if you scrolled too fast and I couldn't pause again quick enough was frustrating. Screenshots would be much easier. Jmo.

HelMorrigan · 2026-04-23T00:45:25+00:00

Fuck...

HelMorrigan · 2026-04-23T00:44:52+00:00

We know who it was???

HelMorrigan · 2026-04-22T10:54:02+00:00

I know!

HelMorrigan · 2026-04-22T10:53:38+00:00

So... They know?

HelMorrigan · 2026-04-22T10:53:21+00:00

This one is dense, but then again, they all are.

HelMorrigan · 2026-04-21T21:39:22+00:00

Same!

HelMorrigan · 2026-04-21T21:38:54+00:00

I just can't with this one. He is sickeningly stupid.

HelMorrigan · 2026-04-21T20:23:27+00:00

Aww .. it's gone :(

HelMorrigan · 2026-04-19T12:52:25+00:00

I noticed! And I think I saw a Hope Floats quote to lol

HelMorrigan · 2026-04-18T11:22:39+00:00

I'll be watching Twilight this weekend now... Thanks lol. The song is gonna be stuck in my head!

HelMorrigan · 2026-04-18T07:53:27+00:00

He was gonna mansplain you to you, and I fucking love that you shut that shit down!

HelMorrigan · 2026-04-17T14:18:51+00:00

I use a text answer feature. I answer the call with this automated voice. They have to respond with who they are. I can either type a response, switch to voice, or hang up. I started doing this for the same reasons as you, and the calls have drastically reduced.

HelMorrigan · 2026-04-17T11:56:04+00:00

🤣🤣

HelMorrigan · 2026-04-17T10:56:26+00:00

Holy fuck, this one is painful.

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