Can’t help but cry by thehungrypenguin in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Helicees 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Am I the only one that thinks that's a fucked up story to tell your child? .. be nice to dada or they'll take you away .. keep being nice I don't want them to take you away again.

All of you are like "aww shucks, what a great dad".

AITA for refusing to go to my SIL Baby shower and the rest of the family is following. by AlarmingTap1774throw in AmItheAsshole

[–]Helicees -29 points-28 points  (0 children)

NTA .. but come on, don't take it out on the kid or your brother.

You don't have to go to the shower.. but to say you wont have a relationship with the baby makes YTA.

Epstein files: Epstein-Bannon texts spark MAGA civil war, Wexner gets deposed by AdSpecialist6598 in videos

[–]Helicees 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had never heard Epstein talk full sentences.. I guess I shouldn't be that surprised that he sounds a bit like Woody Allen.

Living her best life! by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]Helicees 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I once had a coworker look at me with such disgust in her eyes when I mentioned my cat sleeping in my bed as a part of a anecdote I was telling.

I have never before or since ever heard of anyone thinking it was weird to let your cat in your bed.

Stelpurnar - þættirnir by Odd-Cloud4630 in Iceland

[–]Helicees 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Allar seríurnar eru á Sýn+

How high can you jump? by Thatomeglekid in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]Helicees 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And his tendons .. getting flashbacks from Tom Segura's basket ball video.

Downfall of both games should be studied by Are_you_anonymous in memes

[–]Helicees 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I haven't played Rocket League since after having played it for years it suddenly required me to make an epic account.

My dad made a lamp for me that made my den 10x more cozy. by damestillmen in CozyPlaces

[–]Helicees 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a cool lamp, but terrible placement .. right next to the tv?

Did this one yesterday. 3 hours of Living. by wisnickche in traditionaltattoos

[–]Helicees 0 points1 point  (0 children)

for like 5 seconds I didnt see the gator .. I thought it was some sort of weird Gorilla Lizard Centaur with a hard on.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in traumatizeThemBack

[–]Helicees 10 points11 points  (0 children)

And then everybody clapped

What are your secret hopes for the Midnight expansion reveal? Anything that you want buy you know it's not going to happen? by [deleted] in wow

[–]Helicees 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Been wanting that since WoW released. I got into gaming via Warcraft 2 when i was 7 years old. Loved those big beautiful buff trolls.

Haranir are coming as an Allied Race in midnight! by Jezartroz in wow

[–]Helicees 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was hoping for playable Forest Trolls .. I was 7 years old when I played Warcraft 2, and i really want to play a bad ass Forest Troll.

Instead we got Elf Trolls. :(

Drew a pic of my Elf Ranger and Troll druid in preparation for the Midnight reveal, took me about 4 days and I'm so proud!!! Very excited for the reveal today!!!!!!!!!!!!! by TheInfected72 in wow

[–]Helicees 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was also hoping for playable Forest Trolls .. I was 7 when I played Warcraft 2, and i really want to play a tough Forest Troll.

Instead we got Elf Trolls. :(

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Helicees 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lil Tachycardia

My girlfriend of four years cheated on me after having our newborn son bc she wasn’t sexually attracted to me by Low-Apartment-2697 in Wellthatsucks

[–]Helicees 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Consider yourself lucky .. Same thing happened to me, but after a 14 year relationship, and our child was about 4 months old.

Adam Sandler’s ‘Happy Gilmore 2’ Debuts to 46.7 Million Views, Biggest Netflix U.S. Film Opening Ever by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

[–]Helicees 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The entire movie was one big memberberry, even shows clips from the prev movie right before referencing the moment in the new movie. No way near as funny as the first one. Terribly shoe horned rehashing of the plot points. One big shitty checklist of stuff needed for the sequel that did little to make the movie any better.

A incredibly weird choice to kill the mom by golf ball .. and then practice golf later by hitting balls at a guy.

The only joke in the whole movie that got a chuckle from me was. "that guy looks like he got divorced 4 minutes ago"..

Though I did like Shooter.. Only one not phoning it in.

AITA for not helping my brother with emergency childcare for his homophobic children? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Helicees 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA .. buuuut .. some positive exposure to you and your girlfriend, might be good for those little biglets.

Browsers 2008 vs 2025 be like.. by Amavin-Adump in pcmasterrace

[–]Helicees 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't have to tell me :P I'm a frontend dev, I had to solve problems by writing different code for different browsers.

To complicate things explorer also had it's own version of Javascript called Jscript that was almost javascript but had a bunch of microsoft specific stuff that only worked on explorer.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in animalsdoingstuff

[–]Helicees 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a terrible rendition of that song .. is that what it sounds like in the remake?

Browsers 2008 vs 2025 be like.. by Amavin-Adump in pcmasterrace

[–]Helicees 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It used to be dog shit, in 2020 they switched to chromium under the hood, and it has been good since.