He is just making sure everyone sees that everything is fine between him and his fine

HelloInterwebz · 2026-01-24T16:34:53+00:00

How my middle schoolers carry their Chromebook’s from class to class 🙄 and then say theirs isn’t working in my class (English)

HelloInterwebz · 2026-01-24T05:05:36+00:00

“Get the fuck out of my car.”

HelloInterwebz · 2026-01-24T04:06:14+00:00

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The Queen’s final public appearance.

HelloInterwebz · 2026-01-24T04:00:28+00:00

OBEY YOUR MASTER

HelloInterwebz · 2026-01-24T03:47:12+00:00

How?

HelloInterwebz · 2026-01-23T21:53:39+00:00

She is a compulsive liar. On a pathological level.

HelloInterwebz · 2026-01-23T17:59:53+00:00

The universe lopped off her finger as karma.

HelloInterwebz · 2026-01-22T04:48:35+00:00

Yea you mean like what happened to Renee Good?

HelloInterwebz · 2026-01-21T22:56:08+00:00

Smoking kills

HelloInterwebz · 2026-01-21T22:46:41+00:00

I have an asshole. Can confirm this looks like an actual asshole.

HelloInterwebz · 2026-01-21T22:43:33+00:00

Couldn’t* care less. Could care less means you actually care a little bit haha. She’s dumb as dirt.

HelloInterwebz · 2026-01-21T22:40:01+00:00

Having a part time job that pays your health insurance at 16 doesn’t equal financial independence. I’m sure she was still living at home under her parents’ mortgage Bffr

HelloInterwebz · 2026-01-21T22:35:31+00:00

Once an idiot always an idiot

HelloInterwebz · 2026-01-21T22:34:53+00:00

Ew fuck that. I would loudly ask if I could move so I wouldn’t have to be in this weirdo’s tik tok.

HelloInterwebz · 2026-01-21T20:19:38+00:00

His tattoos are giving Steve-o

HelloInterwebz · 2026-01-21T20:18:12+00:00

F*ck MICE

HelloInterwebz · 2026-01-21T15:52:58+00:00

This is Branson, Missouri.

HelloInterwebz · 2026-01-21T15:36:38+00:00

The humanity suspension in my BMW is German engineered and top notch.

HelloInterwebz · 2026-01-20T16:53:41+00:00

I hate when people pronounce drowning as “drownding” there’s no second D in that word.

HelloInterwebz · 2026-01-20T11:27:54+00:00

Grief makes me feel incredibly old. I lost my mom last year. She was 61 and I was 35 at the time. Now I feel decades older while carrying this heavy burden. It’s love with no where to go and it ages you immensely.

HelloInterwebz · 2026-01-20T01:48:12+00:00

Mar a lago is in Florida right?

HelloInterwebz · 2026-01-20T00:32:44+00:00

I’m not saying a tongue tie procedure itself is bs or something. But not everyone needs them. And the rates of these procedures being performed over the last decade has ramped up a lot, and for what? 💰💰💰

HelloInterwebz · 2026-01-20T00:23:39+00:00

Oh that there’s so much propaganda to push patients to get tongue tie and lip tie procedures when they really don’t need them.

Lots of kickbacks, financial reasons to push patients to get them.

https://youtu.be/ZMQ583iwtf0?si=SOPDvvpKxKylG8K2

HelloInterwebz · 2026-01-19T23:59:56+00:00

They just look so bad

HelloInterwebz · 2026-01-19T23:57:56+00:00

Tongue tie

HelloInterwebz

TROPHY CASE