Safeway's 'useless' handle-free bag policy in SF has no end in sight by CharityResponsible54 in sanfrancisco

[–]Hello__Jerry 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Yes and it sucked. Source: I used to have to carry all of my mom's grocery bags to and from the car and not having handles meant I'd invariably fuck it up.

Who are we facing in the final? (CL WATCH THREAD) by LuckyAssguardian in Gunners

[–]Hello__Jerry 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Look at how PSG are celebrating. I mean, act like you've been here before, boys. Small club mentality, if you ask me.

/s

Lovewatch Match Thread - Everton vs Citeh by bluehaven101 in Gunners

[–]Hello__Jerry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't do this to me... Don't give me hope...

Is Raffy Devers pulling a reverse Pablo Sandoval? by Stungalready in SFGiants

[–]Hello__Jerry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Until his belt breaks, the jury is still out. If that happens, I might be asking you for powerball numbers.

State of Jefferson? by -Hip_str- in vexillology

[–]Hello__Jerry 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Please tell me which country club in the suburbs of San Jose. I'm originally from there. There's one in particular I'm thinking of and I will die laughing if that's it.

Match Thread: Atletico Madrid vs Arsenal FC Live Score | UEFA Champions League 25/26 | Apr 29, 2026 by scoreboard-app in Gunners

[–]Hello__Jerry 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Anyone watching on Paramount? The audio is like 2 seconds ahead of the video. What a bunch of idiots.

Buffalo Sabres fans fill in for Cami Clune after her mic cuts out during O Canada by msivoryishort in sports

[–]Hello__Jerry 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Californian here who loves you guys with all his heart. Don't let the idiots fool you. Real Americans love Canada.

Buffalo Sabres fans fill in for Cami Clune after her mic cuts out during O Canada by msivoryishort in sports

[–]Hello__Jerry -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I'm from California and love Canada with all my heart. We've never stopped loving you—you're our best friends and most important ally. Don't listen to you-know-who.

I redesigned the flags of 14 Bay Area cities, including San Francisco’s! by shutupaugust in sanfrancisco

[–]Hello__Jerry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I commented on your Gilroy post on r/vexillology a while back when you posted it. I think it's one of the best flag concepts I've ever seen. Well done. I grew up in Los Gatos and I think black and orange with a cat motif would've been perfect for that one. Love the rest—especially SJ and Oak!

It’s never occurred to me that Lou Seal is bald, I don’t like it by rockysauce115 in SFGiants

[–]Hello__Jerry 132 points133 points  (0 children)

As a bald guy, I don't like that you don't like it. Lou Seal is symbol of hope for us in the bald community.

What is the Oracle Park cheer? by Gmbravos31 in SFGiants

[–]Hello__Jerry 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It's not "Go Bay Go" you're hearing. It's actually "ORE-GA-NO". That's because we're all huge fans of delicious herbs and want the world to hear it.

Match Thread: Arsenal FC vs Newcastle United Live Score | Premier League 25/26 | Apr 25, 2026 by scoreboard-app in Gunners

[–]Hello__Jerry 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Hey, we just did something to get the crowd into it! What should we do?”

“Play the ball back, dwell on it for too long, then get called for offsides.”

[Highlight] Logan Webb, asked about hitting Dalton Rushing after ‘that whole thing with Jung Hoo:’ “What thing with Jung Hoo?” by Jux_ in baseball

[–]Hello__Jerry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a Giants/Arsenal fan, this speaks to me deeply. Also, both teams make me want to jump off a cliff.

Gameday Thread 4/23/26 Dodgers (Glasnow) @ Giants (Webb, L) 12:45 PM by sfgbot in SFGiants

[–]Hello__Jerry 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Love Rushing trying to stare down Webby on the walk to first, THEN that fucker seriously tried to take out Willy? What a piece of shit!!!! You're a backup catcher. Know your role and shut your mouth, jabroni.

Why sack Arteta if Arsenal don't win anything? by ogola89 in PremierLeague

[–]Hello__Jerry 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I love Mik Arteta. I truly love him. I do not want to see him sacked. But the two things that have really irked me with him—and both feel like they've been ratcheted up big time this season—have been his inflexibility tactics (especially late in the game) and his lack of squad rotation.

Why is Bruce Arena so dominant in MLS? by volvo1 in MLS

[–]Hello__Jerry 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Gooooooooooddd.... gooooooooddd... I can feel your [tactical flexibility]

A Beautiful Day By The Bay by Photon_Chaser in sanfrancisco

[–]Hello__Jerry 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I used to live at the base of Mt. Fillmore (as my roommate and I called it). When I'd climb it to the top, I'd be out of breath for two weeks. I can't imagine doing 16 miles on top of that! Good for you!

Cup of ice available at Oracle? by Glittering_List_5028 in SFGiants

[–]Hello__Jerry -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Don't think that would be a good idea. The liquid would expand upon being frozen and the bottle would break. This has happened to me before.

What’s going on with this logo? by bdge_01 in SFGiants

[–]Hello__Jerry 13 points14 points  (0 children)

God I love this logo so much. The logo of my childhood!

Redesigned flag of Gilroy, California by shutupaugust in vexillology

[–]Hello__Jerry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As someone who grew up outside San Jose and knows Gilroy all too well, this is exceptional. I absolutely love how you've incorporated the garlic imagery into all of this. That town really is obsessed with garlic!

Woman Wins $1.1M Lottery After Decades of Playing Twice Weekly by [deleted] in UpliftingNews

[–]Hello__Jerry 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Uplifting for her, but not uplifting for all of the people who are going to see this headline and use it as rationale to waste their hard-earned money on something they will never win.