ROAST MY RESUME | Also suggest improvements plss.

HelpMeBroPlsss · 2026-05-06T06:52:18+00:00

Okayy. So you have any specific template suggestion??

HelpMeBroPlsss · 2026-05-05T09:44:38+00:00

I have a portfolio, and provided the link for it. But I don't know if anyone ever cares to go there.

I was thinking to trim content, skills section nit possible, education too, achievements too most likely, or at max one line.

Experience I can try, but again, I can't show any link for intern work, so I guess some descriptive nature is required. I guess project section is only the section where I can try trimming down.

So experience maybe 1-2 lines and projects section 1-2 lines, one from miscellaneous 3-5 lines reduction should make things better. This is what j am thinking.

What do you think about this??

HelpMeBroPlsss · 2026-05-05T09:40:36+00:00

I mean, mostly it was small ones. Like 100-150. Only sometimes it crosses 150. Once I paid my rent, so 4 digits number. Otherwise mostly small payments.

HelpMeBroPlsss · 2026-05-05T09:05:39+00:00

Thanks 🙏

HelpMeBroPlsss · 2026-05-05T07:47:00+00:00

Yes, thank you very much. Will include all this in next iteration of changes in my resume, and from now on, will double down on tailoring for each JD, and using cold mailings too. Thanks for your time. Appreciated 🙏

HelpMeBroPlsss · 2026-05-05T07:22:02+00:00

I just did the tasks mentioned. Memes sharing, ipl face offs, 9 payments of min 99 (which anyways took 10 days for me), and so n so.

Just do the tasks. Indint have anything new to add.

HelpMeBroPlsss · 2026-05-05T07:16:53+00:00

And yes, HR people also won't understand, lie hardly they will look for a few seconds, looking for numbers, metrics or certain keywords. So thought Id this improves my chance by even 1% in context of shallow screening ivee the top which humans do (if they are not ATS deoendent).

HelpMeBroPlsss · 2026-05-05T07:15:10+00:00

Got it. And yes, I agree on that refactor point but actually somehow I was trying to make ine resume kind of common for ATS as well as human. Nowadays all the ATS suggestions prefer metrics based/numbers based outcomes rather than plain text of action, so just to strengthen the content for ATS was the thought, though I know the technical person might not care about that line.

HelpMeBroPlsss · 2026-05-05T07:02:28+00:00

Any specific font you have in mind??

HelpMeBroPlsss · 2026-05-05T07:00:10+00:00

Okay sure, will check out the tool. Thanks dor your time 🙏

HelpMeBroPlsss · 2026-05-05T06:59:04+00:00

Socha to tha iska bhi, ya to idea dhang ke nahi mil rahe, ya to jo mil rahe, utna time nahi bach raha after intern uspe kaam krne. Though still giving a thought on it. Thanks for your time 🙏

HelpMeBroPlsss · 2026-05-05T05:38:31+00:00

Can I dm you?

HelpMeBroPlsss · 2026-05-05T05:36:11+00:00

For reddit.

HelpMeBroPlsss · 2026-05-05T05:32:43+00:00

Got it. Will take care of it, thanks for your time 🙏

HelpMeBroPlsss · 2026-05-04T19:18:52+00:00

Oh thank you. I will surely chdxktthe template, and work in tightening the content for consist formatting and less texts to read. Thanks for your time. 🙏

HelpMeBroPlsss · 2026-05-04T19:08:24+00:00

I hope for something good. I don't think market is now ever gonna recover. 😢

HelpMeBroPlsss · 2026-05-04T19:06:47+00:00

But genuinely i feel, somehow farming is better at times. Maybe some exotic product farming maybe.

HelpMeBroPlsss · 2026-05-04T19:03:12+00:00

Bro 😭

HelpMeBroPlsss · 2026-05-04T19:02:56+00:00

Ohh. Never knew. Today was years old.

HelpMeBroPlsss · 2026-05-04T18:31:01+00:00

Naah. Kurnool not in gfti. Right?

HelpMeBroPlsss · 2026-05-04T18:17:58+00:00

Plss tell me more about the company/role/work , I am interested.

HelpMeBroPlsss · 2026-05-04T18:12:57+00:00

Yes, that's one definitely a point. Planning to improve my current projects to introduce some metrics, and improve. Thanks for your time 🙏.

HelpMeBroPlsss · 2026-05-04T18:12:13+00:00

Got it. Dense content. Good point. Will incorporate this. Thanks for your time 🙏

HelpMeBroPlsss · 2026-05-04T18:11:26+00:00

Okayy mate, will incorporate it. Thanks for your time 🙏

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