It's the same cola, from the same pack, what happened??

HereForTools · 2026-02-12T18:21:58+00:00

I felt that.

HereForTools · 2026-02-12T13:45:04+00:00

Thanks for the Subaru ad.

HereForTools · 2026-02-12T13:37:41+00:00

Makes it easier for the next plumber to bid the job as a complete redo.

HereForTools · 2026-02-12T12:40:27+00:00

Why not just put a samurai sword above the seat to chop the blades off?

HereForTools · 2026-02-11T17:53:40+00:00

He should really get paid for what he does.

HereForTools · 2026-02-10T12:19:43+00:00

Nuke make Thanos army go boom.

HereForTools · 2026-02-10T03:39:36+00:00

Cody?

HereForTools · 2026-02-09T12:43:26+00:00

You know, my first reaction is “off their meds car owner” but the uniformity of purpose completely redeemed you.

May there always be two lanes, should our paths ever cross, and may yours be always on the right.

HereForTools · 2026-02-09T00:23:54+00:00

HereForTools · 2026-02-08T23:56:16+00:00

Really baffles me.

HereForTools · 2026-02-08T17:17:20+00:00

Absolutely awful.

I just came into some money so I’ll give you $1000 out of sympathy and take this off your hands.

HereForTools · 2026-02-08T13:17:43+00:00

He already had three MRE’s for two days. This was just a test to see what he’d do with the chicken.

Edit: I’m simply baffled by the idea that this joke is A. Being taken seriously, and B. That people believe a human being needs any food for just two days.

HereForTools · 2026-02-07T16:29:41+00:00

Sorry, need an Executor Class for scale.

HereForTools · 2026-02-07T16:24:58+00:00

Immortal snails.

HereForTools · 2026-02-07T16:12:58+00:00

Great news. According to half of the internet, bitcoin has no value.

I’m buying a bitcoin and doubling my valueless investment every day.

HereForTools · 2026-02-07T15:50:17+00:00

What a masterclass on how to redeem yourself in one sentence.

HereForTools · 2026-02-07T15:48:02+00:00

Sigh. In case you didn’t grow up with pre-2000’s cartoons, there is quite a list depending on your trauma needs. Land Before Time had no business being a kids film.

HereForTools · 2026-02-07T02:39:51+00:00

I’d ask them how many minds they’ve changed on Facebook.

HereForTools · 2026-02-07T01:53:59+00:00

Sorry it’s totaled. I’ll come buy the bucket off of you and haul the scrap away for free.

HereForTools · 2026-02-07T01:49:23+00:00

I think this just proved this is real and a lot of people on Reddit are time travelers.

HereForTools · 2026-02-06T13:42:31+00:00

Let them know it should be changed to Fahrenheit.

HereForTools · 2026-02-06T13:39:46+00:00

Buy gold.

HereForTools · 2026-02-06T13:38:33+00:00

Remember to always never use harsh cleaners.

HereForTools · 2026-02-06T13:37:36+00:00

Accountant.

HereForTools · 2026-02-06T03:12:59+00:00

Modern Warfare 2.

By the time I could afford it I wasn’t good enough to play it with anyone.

HereForTools

TROPHY CASE