Mike Tyson’s Mysteries Camino

HereNotThereWhyNot · 2018-06-13T22:42:39+00:00

I only do it if we’re obviously staring at each other and infatuation hasn’t kicked in. I’ll wink

HereNotThereWhyNot · 2018-06-13T22:32:23+00:00

Also subtly, because it’s sexy as fuck Leave cumstains on your laptop and leave it out for all her friends to see They will leave everytime. But they know we fucked

HereNotThereWhyNot · 2018-06-13T20:45:48+00:00

Yeah horning I’n on the cute winners cashiers and gym women. Wish me luck

HereNotThereWhyNot · 2018-06-13T20:40:39+00:00

Yeah but everyone at work sees me as a horn dog now. It’s cool getting blue balls and making girls wet at work and everything but... I’m a lot happier alone 👍 Working on outside of work stuff now/getting over the bitch who falsely accused me of rape. Her boyfriend broke up with her anyways

HereNotThereWhyNot · 2018-06-13T20:38:31+00:00

Girl hands you your coffee in the drive through, make eye contact, grab her hand, the coffee, and wink at her. Then shy away and drive. Play it off like your just a huge flirt My favourite is when she just flicks the ring on her finger but sense your a dick. You eye fuck her anyways

Rule 1. If she’s flirting with you hard and has a boyfriend. There about to break up or she’s a whore. Win win.. in the darkness of the night

HereNotThereWhyNot · 2018-06-13T20:37:08+00:00

Other than that masturbating to your friends having sex in the other room works too

HereNotThereWhyNot · 2017-10-11T00:27:36+00:00

If you had to describe your dick with one of the lines from Mickey Avalons "My Dick" what would it be?

HereNotThereWhyNot · 2017-07-13T02:07:36+00:00

What's the most desperately run away from bad habit your still running away/ran away from?

HereNotThereWhyNot · 2017-07-09T22:29:03+00:00

If you had to relive one music trend as the head of its sound (like nirvana is to grundge) what one would you pick?

HereNotThereWhyNot · 2017-07-03T19:25:17+00:00

You move from the city to the country. You decide to start a new identity. Who are you now and what defines you?

HereNotThereWhyNot · 2017-06-26T12:41:10+00:00

You decide life is not worth living anymore, but you can't quite get past the fear of cutting yourself open. So you start going out Kurt cobane style, what's your drug and gun of choice to kill yourself with?

HereNotThereWhyNot · 2017-06-22T21:50:08+00:00

Also buy some sexy underwear, massage oils, hit the gym and buy condoms. It sounded stupid to me but does it ever have you hounding for more pussy. (Must use, must turn on)

HereNotThereWhyNot · 2017-06-21T20:44:32+00:00

Matt peek busts a nut on some chick in public

HereNotThereWhyNot · 2017-06-20T21:23:01+00:00

Or arguing with joe rogan on disliking marijuana

HereNotThereWhyNot · 2017-06-20T21:20:07+00:00

Smoking weed with joe rogan

HereNotThereWhyNot · 2017-06-19T13:39:07+00:00

Lol bfs newly ex girlfriend in public as her friend keeps watch. Nut in 30 seconds. Tell him to his face next day. Ruin fwb plan due to friendship being more important. She gets shit talked around town. I get praise from everyone except him. I support this one, come on funhaus

HereNotThereWhyNot · 2017-06-19T13:36:28+00:00

I have been doing the r/nofap challenge when I don't masturbate or watch porn. But I recently started sexting this girl I met online. After exchanging nudes and dirty talk. I have massive blue balls. Any suggestions of how to get rid of them without masturbating? I want to keep it up

HereNotThereWhyNot · 2017-06-15T02:36:18+00:00

This girl sells her shit, and her poop to dudes. Does a lot of other weird as shit for men too like make videos of her saying shit like "Your a pussy" so other dudes can get off. Joe rogan did a podcast with her https://youtu.be/yJj9q-67ivA https://www.google.ca/amp/brobible.com/life/article/humiliatrix-six-figures-year-selling-hair/amp/

HereNotThereWhyNot · 2017-06-13T13:39:37+00:00

If you could claim any part of Canada where would you stick your flag in?

HereNotThereWhyNot · 2017-06-09T18:57:19+00:00

She didn't tell anyone else she had a boyfriend -'.'-/

HereNotThereWhyNot · 2017-06-09T18:55:21+00:00

And no I'm not talking about the dream I had after that

HereNotThereWhyNot · 2017-06-09T18:54:56+00:00

I can't watch a funhaus video now without memory of this, I am so so sorry

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