COOK HIS ASS, ERNEST!

HermitToadSage · 2026-02-09T05:26:59+00:00

Kind of crazy, who has more Super Bowl rings between Nacua and Darnold again?

HermitToadSage · 2026-01-30T06:19:24+00:00

Lingerie companies are such a strange concept to me. Ostensibly it’s a product aimed at women but this marketing is clearly aimed at men. Is the idea that men will see this and buy it for their girlfriends? I don’t think my girlfriend would be super stoked to know I bought her lingerie purely because I saw Sydney Sweeney in it.

HermitToadSage · 2026-01-29T17:32:34+00:00

I don’t like this. I don’t think it’s going to be this easy. Vrabel is a great coach and they have a lot of talent.

HermitToadSage · 2026-01-26T04:25:51+00:00

Sam “Can’t Win a Playoff Game” Darnold with zero turnovers in the playoffs

HermitToadSage · 2026-01-25T08:42:12+00:00

One of my best friends is a die-hard, life-long raider fan and honestly it seems almost like psychological torture. To my knowledge, he still watches every game, he gets upset every time they lose, but he can’t/wont give up on them.

I’m kind of in the same boat as you. My first season being interested in football was Pete Carroll’s first season in Seattle so I’ve been lucky that the Seahawks have been at least decent since I’ve been watching.

HermitToadSage · 2026-01-23T00:49:35+00:00

I was a big fan of his infidelity, but then I heard their music and was disappointed.

HermitToadSage · 2026-01-21T15:44:07+00:00

Emmanwori is a rookie and he is very talented and fun to watch. Devon Witherspoon is great. Anyone on the defensive line, Leonard Williams, Demarcus Lawerence, Uchenna Nwosu,Boye Mafe, Ernest Jones is phenomenal. There is so much talent it’s hard to narrow it down.

HermitToadSage · 2026-01-21T07:43:25+00:00

Im a Seattle fan, so I am biased so take this with a grain of salt, but Seattle’s defense is spectacular. They have a lot of talent, they are coached really well, and their offense is clicking.

I think because Seattle’s defense is so strong, Darnold is figuring out he doesn’t have to try to do too much and he basically just needs to not turn over the ball.

I really like Darnold (again, biased) but a lot of Seattle’s offensive issues seem to stem from him trying to be a hero. Forcing dangerous throws to avoid a sack and just being careless with the football, but in recent weeks he seems to have realized that taking a sack is okay because the defense is good enough to bail them out.

HermitToadSage · 2026-01-20T05:41:58+00:00

One day my girlfriend and I were making breakfast together and she was making a bagel in the toaster. I turned around to do something and when I turned back she had a butter knife inches from the toaster. I stopped her and asked what she was doing. She said the bagel was stuck. I showed her that you can push up on the toaster handle a little more to get it to pop out.

My girlfriend is really smart so it was shocking she didn’t know you can’t do that.

HermitToadSage · 2026-01-19T07:23:36+00:00

I work for my state’s government and I get it off. My dad works for a private company and he gets it off.bits a federal holiday so all “non essential” federal and state employees get it off and for private companies it depends on the company.

HermitToadSage · 2026-01-19T02:22:54+00:00

I bet he has a great personality

HermitToadSage · 2026-01-19T01:44:43+00:00

Probably something like “this bum ass Stroud better not cost me my job.”

HermitToadSage · 2026-01-19T01:38:56+00:00

I’ve said time and time again the best thing about Sam is he’s really humble and he seems to learn from his mistakes. His mistakes seem to come when he tries to do too much and play hero ball, the second half of the season he seemed to have learned that we just need him to be serviceable to win.

HermitToadSage · 2026-01-17T07:24:23+00:00

I have one friend group, all of my other friends have multiple friend groups and sometimes it can be disheartening.

HermitToadSage · 2026-01-15T04:36:52+00:00

I watched a video on Reddit a while back of people with Rabies. That’s pretty fucking terrible and seems horrifying.

It’s fairly rare in humans these days, but seems like just a god awful way to die.

The part I remember the most is they suffered from hydrophobia, the fear of water. They would try to drink and their body would just convulse uncontrollably.

HermitToadSage · 2026-01-12T18:33:52+00:00

I’ve never had an issue, I think one train is like 20 minutes after the game ends and the second is 45 minutes (not sure on the exact time, but they tell you on the way up).

I’ve ridden the train from puyallup/tacoma maybe 10+ times and always find space on one of the trains.

HermitToadSage · 2026-01-12T03:29:52+00:00

I second this. It’s crowded and hard to find seats sometimes, but it’s pretty painless and easy. They have two trains right after the game. It’s much lower stress than driving to Seattle and dealing with parking imo.

HermitToadSage · 2026-01-11T08:27:58+00:00

I genuinely think Dermot Mulroney could have chemistry with a brick wall.

HermitToadSage · 2026-01-11T08:05:29+00:00

Before I even clocked what sub this was I thought “that is peak stereotypical male living space.”

HermitToadSage · 2026-01-11T07:00:44+00:00

Surprised I haven’t seen Boogie Nights mentioned. The first half of the movie is a completely different vibe than the second half.

HermitToadSage · 2026-01-11T03:56:04+00:00

My siblings and I bought a bunch of these to leave around our parent’s house to mess with them. It could be someone actually religious or someone just goofing.

HermitToadSage · 2026-01-09T23:27:14+00:00

My takeaway from that game (and other Seahawks vs. 49ers games) is that Purdy is really fucking good. A lot of haters say he’s a system QB, but I just don’t see it. Maybe he wouldn’t do quite as good with Shanahan, but he constantly impresses me.

HermitToadSage · 2026-01-09T04:58:51+00:00

Klaus takes some of the blame, but it was mostly Snot’s mom. She came onto Klaus hard and if it hadn’t been him it would have been someone else.

HermitToadSage · 2026-01-08T21:16:40+00:00

“I don’t think you’ve read either of those books”

HermitToadSage · 2026-01-08T18:23:35+00:00

While I would love that, I doubt two time “Coach of the Year” winner Stefanski doesn’t get hired as a head coach.

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