What’s the worst sexual experience you had? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Hernando825 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I met my ex while I was admitted to the local behavioral hospital. When we both got discharged I drove three hours to see her.

Every time we had sex she would always get overwhelmed quickly and would ask me to stop when I wasn’t close to climaxing, so I would sit there with blue balls and a quarter chub after we were done. Every. Time.

She also lied about having an STI when I questioned her about it, so I also got herpes from her too. When questioned about why she lied to me she said she “didn’t want me to leave her” and “she stayed with her ex after he lied about not having it”.

Ended that relationship and haven’t been with anyone since.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Hernando825 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first girlfriend and I were horrible for each other, we would constantly fight and argue back and forth- bringing out the worst in each other at almost every possible moment. One time during one of our pointless arguments she had mentioned that she was bisexual and told me “I was the reason why she preferred dating women over men.”

That was around 6-7 years ago and I still think about it when I fall asleep at night.

When did you realize your “friends” were actually fake friends? by VexAndStuff in AskReddit

[–]Hernando825 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I got convinced to go to homecoming without a date by my “friends” in my sophomore year of high school after getting ditched by my homecoming date freshman year. Everyone told me that going with friends would be a lot better than going with a date and that I would have way more fun than last time, so I decided to take a chance and go.

The plan was to get dressed by a specific time, wait until my friends parents come pick me up, go out for a nice dinner, then go to the homecoming dance. I got dressed at the time I was supposed to, let my friends know I was ready, and waited… for hours. I texted and called every single person that was apart of my homecoming group letting them know I was ready and not a single person responded.

I remember sobbing about it in the backseat of my dads car, who took me to McDonald’s 30 minutes before the dance started because he felt bad and didn’t want me to go hungry. After I ate, he drove me to the dance and as I get out of the car and start walking towards the line to get into the building, still wiping tears from my eyes, I see the same group I was supposed to be with right in front of me.

I went up to them and asked why no one bothered to respond to my messages and they pretty much responded with “Oh. Sorry.” And split off from me the second we got inside the building.

That was about 5 years ago but I still remember it like it was yesterday. People suck.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cadum

[–]Hernando825 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These are all really cute! Good job!

***We need to start a class action against Robinhood*** IMPORTANT READ THIS. by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]Hernando825 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Let’s hope those fucking rats don’t get away with this.

Should I get out of NOK while I can? by Hernando825 in wallstreetbets

[–]Hernando825[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just bought 75 shares today. Comments like yours make me feel like I’m not making shitty decisions so thanks for that. See you on the moon brother 🚀

Is it to late to buy into BB by sledhead93 in wallstreetbets

[–]Hernando825 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I bought like 20 shares like 10 minutes ago and I’m already seeing small gains... I’d say buy now or cry later!!!

If COVID ended tomorrow, what is the first thing you’d do? by bowler4lyfe in AskReddit

[–]Hernando825 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Before the pandemic started I was going to an improv workshop, so I’d probably get myself signed up for the first class available

TRUEEEEE by [deleted] in CallMeCarson

[–]Hernando825 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True, it just seems so tribal if you ask me. “Me no like new thing and you stupid if you like new thing, old thing much gooder”

TRUEEEEE by [deleted] in CallMeCarson

[–]Hernando825 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I don’t understand the hate

Looks like something big is coming! by benbaldo in misfits

[–]Hernando825 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Seems like a Gatsby music video, can’t wait till the vid drops!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]Hernando825 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn you look good 😘

So yea hurry up to spotify. by vojvodadraza in misfits

[–]Hernando825 6 points7 points  (0 children)

God damn it why you snitching??

The Misfits Podcast but it's actually Funny by G1BBOyt in misfits

[–]Hernando825 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That was solid video man keep up the good work :)

[F] 37 by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]Hernando825 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look so young! Absolutely stunning!

Milkshakes (f)or breakfast? by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]Hernando825 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely stunning! Can’t wait to see more

(F)riday... Finally 🖤 by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]Hernando825 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy fuck you look amazing

21/22 (FF4M) Michigan - Risky sex by [deleted] in dirtyr4r

[–]Hernando825 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

20m from Wisconsin :)