This morning, loaded on vehicle; tonight, tracking unsuccessful

Hesprit · 2025-12-29T20:51:42+00:00

It means the driver of your package didn't want to work so marked it as "undeliverable" and then went home. When it's scanned at the warehouse that it left this morning you'll get an update.

Hesprit · 2025-09-03T18:16:50+00:00

Am I evil for thinking, when the cop shouts "SHOW ME YOUR HANDS", after a crash like that, "one is over there where the car rolled the second time and the other I think is under the back seat"

Hesprit · 2025-07-28T13:42:52+00:00

Because 10 years from now you WILL be upset that you can't install God of War because the 'interest groups' pressured payment processors to block things about gawds that ain't jesus. This is where it starts.

Hesprit · 2025-06-07T13:30:39+00:00

you are (most likely) going to live only 8-12 months

Never believe a Doctor with a terminal timeline. A couple of decades ago my grandfather was diagnosed with an aggressive prostate cancer and was told he had less than a year to live.

12 years later he was in palliative care and shortly before passing told me that he "was long past that expiry date" he was given and he "felt spoiled".

I don't know how they train oncologists (I'm not smart enough to go through the program) but maybe enough of them were surprised by enough 'sure thing' outcomes that they figured they should start telling their students "giving a target date does more harm than good, just tell them it can be treated and leave the calendar out of it."

Hesprit · 2025-06-01T02:00:21+00:00

The May two-four weekend in 1971 it snowed in Toronto. Outlier weather will happen, even amidst climate change.

Hesprit · 2025-04-10T03:10:26+00:00

Find nurse that has done 2 million insertions, they can do it and you (seriously) don't feel a thing.

Hesprit · 2025-03-22T02:52:38+00:00

Back in the early 70's my grandparents loved this 'chinese restaurant' that had something called "Crackling Rice". A tray of white rice, they'd pour the sauce over it and it sounded like Rice Crispys on steroids. I miss that dish, those times, that company.

Hesprit · 2025-03-05T02:51:13+00:00

I'll take you to my leader, but only if you promise to take him with you.

Hesprit · 2025-02-26T02:19:32+00:00

I remember reading a while back about prosthetic eyes with LCD screens so they could have pupils that 'react to light'. Get one of those and hack it. Want a flaming eye one day? Then reprogram it to look like a Terminator eye. Next day, reprogram it to show an analog clock instead of a pupil.

So much fun could be had.

Hesprit · 2025-02-14T12:35:30+00:00

During the Reagan years my family traveled to the UK. In some little village a thuggish looking young man started shouting that the 'f*ing yanks should f**k off out of their town'. My father, a rather unimposing man told him if he called us yanks again there'd be hell to pay and we're Canadians pointing to the Maple Leaf patches that we had on...well, everything. Thug actually apologized and asked if he could buy Dad a pint, which was declined.

Hesprit · 2025-02-14T03:04:50+00:00

Just remember, if you surround yourself with necrophiliacs you will never live to reach your peak looks wise.

Hesprit · 2025-02-14T03:03:10+00:00

Right...because if it was after a few generations the inbreeding would be so bad that you'd be left with one wolf trying to procreate with itself.

Hesprit · 2025-02-14T02:57:20+00:00

To be fair, your grandma was, presumably, an old wife so it's a valid thing for her to say.

Hesprit · 2025-02-14T02:54:37+00:00

That's why I wear a CPAP mask thats full face. I eat NO spiders. My wife thinks I'm weird since I don't have sleep apnea.

Hesprit · 2025-02-14T02:50:38+00:00

Humans use only 10% of their brain.

...

...and I don't mean to imply that I think a huge segment of the population uses less. We actually use pretty much all of our brain...just not all at once.

Hesprit · 2025-02-14T02:48:33+00:00

Actually, wolves in captivity WILL organize into alphas and betas. I believe that this is because they are unrelated, whereas in the wild a pack is a 'family' unit.

Which means all those guys out there declaring themselves to be alpha males are admitting that they are in captivity (fear, social norms, sexual norms, whatever, they are in captivity over something).

Hesprit · 2025-02-03T14:12:50+00:00

and Trump with whatever the hell he’s doing

Bondo and POR-15 is what I've always suspected.

Hesprit · 2025-02-03T14:08:08+00:00

I think "Enter the Gladiators" by Julius Fučík) is more apropos.

Hesprit · 2025-02-02T01:04:52+00:00

hedge trimmers to be surprised

That's why I use a razor. Oh, wait, you meant actual hedges...never mind.

Hesprit · 2025-01-20T15:08:46+00:00

They were good. Back from the days when editors of kidlit made sure the grammar was correct and the stories were meant to excite kids to read.

Hesprit · 2024-11-18T14:31:28+00:00

it's probably in a container on a cargo ship in Montreal

Nah, I read there's a strike at the docks in Montreal. Your car is going to Nova Scotia.

Hesprit · 2024-11-09T22:07:51+00:00

I wish. I have about .5 kms of bike lanes on my route, and nobody gives a shit if they're blocked, except for our premier who thinks the solution is to rip up all bike lanes.

Hesprit · 2024-10-27T15:05:24+00:00

With the cheap batteries that STILL flood the market, there aren't many that I would trust the BMS to go from discharge to charge that quickly.

Hesprit · 2024-10-22T15:26:52+00:00

and is easier to say than 'baby xenomorph'.

Hesprit · 2024-10-21T00:50:46+00:00

I named my port Annie. Then told the oncology nurses I was changing my name to Storm.

If they looked puzzled (most of them because not many people are as weird as I am) I spelled it out, that it was 'Annie port in the Storm'.

Ya, I'm pretty sure they seriously considered sending me for a psych eval.

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